Inuyasha: I don't get it! How do I always screw up…I messed up three times.

Narrator: Don't worry. Three times isn't a lot. Well actually I can't come up with any other ways to say sorry but…

Inuyasha: Well dam! What kind of love doctor are ya huh? You should have a whole book on this junk.

Narrator: Umm….umm…hey look, it's Kikyo! You know what this means?

Inuyasha: Holy shit not again! Hide me before I do something stupid.

Narrator: You know what dis means?

Inuyasha: What?

Narrator: You have to turn Kikyo down in front of Kagome.

Inuyasha: How's dat possible?

Narrator: You tell her you love another and that you want to move one. And make sure you tell her she how much you hate her.

Inuyasha: I don't hate her….

Narrator: In that case…I'll tell you what to say. Say, you are an ugly, dead, clay pot that can't compare to the beauty of the maiden Kagome, who is ALIVE and well. Is that good?

Inuyasha: I'll try…

RESULT: Inuyasha approached Kikyo unobtrusively, trying not to attract his friends attention but all eyes were on him. Kagome watched every move he made, which made Inuyasha feel like her eyes were burning a hole through his skin. He walked in front of Kikyo and looked her in the eyes.

"Kikyo, I have to tell you this before it's to late. I love ano….you. I want to move o….in with you!" Inuyasha stumbled on his words and just couldn't get the guts to tell her that he loved Kagome. All of the sudden the was a gun shot and Kikyo was on the ground moaning.

"Sorry Kikyo, just had to. In my opinion, Inuyasha deserves to live rather than get dragged down into hell with you. Besides, this just making my job so much easier!" I exclaimed happily twirling the gun on my finger. All of the sudden Inuyasha turned around. His eyes were red and his claws looked sharper than usual. "Umm…nice doggy….good doggy….Inuyasha…"

"SIT!" Kagome shouted. "Thanks for killing Kikyo. I was about to buy a shot gun the other day to do that but I didn't have enough money. Where did you get that anyway?" Kagome asked me.

"Oh my friend knows a guy who knows a guy that's in the bloods gang." I replied.

"Aren't the bloods in America?"

"Yup. So…"

"Will you two stop chatting! Someone is dead…don't you think it's wrong or sad in anyway?" Inuyasha jumped up with Kikyo in his arms, tears streaming down his face.

"Nahh, not really." Kagome said.

"Inuyasha, your heart will move on! Proof of that…is Kagome!"

"We know your going to miss Kikyo but now it's time to move on. Anyway, it would have never worked out." Miroku said in a voice sounding very serious and emotionally supportive.

"Everybody can understand what your going through, Inuyasha. You've lost a loved one. I lost my whole family." Sango added.

"Oh…c'mon!" Inuyasha dropped Kikyo, "Why is everyone feeling sorry for me?"

"Because we understand." I replied, "Lets go burry Kikyo now and you could start over."

Nope not the end yet….lets leave ya at a hanger.