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!WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FIC CONTAINS SASUKE OOC-NESS AND TOTAL RANDOMNESS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
!WARNING: ¡CEL FIC SIGUIENTE CONTIENE SASUKE OOC-NESS Y ALEATORIEDAD TOTAL! ¡CLE HAN ADVERTIDO!
!WARNING !: LE FIC SUIVANT CONTIENT SASUKE OOC-NESS ET ASPECT ALÉATOIRE TOTAL ! VOUS AVEZ ÉTÉ AVERTI !
There. Three different languages. Happy now?
ON WITH THE SHOW!
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They woke up at four and had a good breakfast and began on the 10 mile journey back to the gates of Kohona. When they reached the gates, the sun was just peeping up over the horizon, casting shadows across the faces of the Great Hokages. They walked in silence until reaching the spot. After arriving, they soon realized that the doors were locked, so they tested each window around the perimeter, until finding one that opened.
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They entered their classroom, and spoke in hushed voices until they heard the doors open and the talking of teachers.
"Good morning Mika-" he stopped, "and Sasuke.(!) How were your weekends?"
"Fine."
"Okay."
"That's uhhh, good…" Iruka spat out. 'I'm glad she has a friend, but Sasuke? What is going on? Is this some sort of trick? I'm so confused! School hasn't even started yet and I already have a headache! I need aspirin… No! Coffee! No! BOTH!'
At seven, Iruka had regained some of his wits, but was still in shock. Then the rest of the class poured in.
"SASUKE! Where were you all weekend! I missed you SO much!" Ino giggled.
"You better start signing autographs before they start a riot." Mika whispered in his ear.
"Yeah, really." he said to her.
"Don't talk to him you freak!" shrieked Ino.
"Yeah, shut up!" cried another girl.
"Keep away, weirdo!" cried a different one.
"HEY! Do NOT talk to her like that!" said Sasuke.
'This is really getting good!' thought Iruka, who was watching intently.
"You don't like that ugly, uncool, pathetic excuse for a ninja, do you Sasuke-kun?" said a very annoyed Ino.
Naruto walked in to find Sasuke in a sea of angry fangirls, the other guys sitting there dumbfounded, and Iruka watching the fight while eating a huge bucket of popcorn.
"I'm 5 minutes late, and the whole class has gone berserk!" yelled Naruto. "Gimme that!" he said, taking Iruka's jumbo bucket of popcorn, waiting a second then stuffing his own face.
"Hey! Give me that!" said Mika, who had somehow dragged Sasuke and herself out of the moshpit of crazed (and angry) fangirls. She chucked it out the window, landing it conveniently in the trash can. "Iruka, do SOMETHING! This place is a disaster!"
"Oh, uh, sorry. Class take your seats!"
And just like that the angry ocean of fangirls calmed, and the students obeyed… well… obediently!
'This is going to be a long week…' thought Iruka. And so the began the long boring history lesson on how the 1st hokage was elected.
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When Mika got home, she was exhausted. A full day of training AND getting attacked by rabid fangirls really takes its toll… She was to tired to cook, so she had cup ramen instead. She flopped onto the bed ant was asleep before her head hit the pillow.
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"Today class we will run around the track! Let's see who can last the longest! Give it your all guys! Promise me you will!" said Iruka.
'He has WAY too much enthusiasm… But none the less… Iruka-sensei, I promise to go around this track in circles as long as humanly possible! But first, I'm gonna fill up my water bottle…' thought Mika.
"Ready? Set? GO!"
Everyone but Mika ran as fast as their legs could carry them. (That's right. Everyone. Choji, Sakura, Ino, Shino, Hinata, and even Shikamaru ran.) Mika walked at her own pace around the large oval, her peers whizzing past her and taunting her for being slow. Ha, she had a plan.
One by one, the student dropped out. Shikamaru dropped out first, after running about 20 yards. And the others did too, but many kept running and most stopped after about 12. Mika jogged, then sprinted, jog, and sprint… Other times she would run around very quickly other times just walk. Once you were out you couldn't go back in.
After six hours, many got bored waiting for the student to finish up. So they entertained themselves by ripping out grass, making whistles with grass, braiding grass, counting grass, staring at the grass, sitting on the grass, and even EATING the grass. Yes, it was far past lunch time and everyone was hungry.
4 students were still going around the track: Kiba, Naruto, Sasuke and Mika.
The boys, being their competitive selves, were racing around whizzing past Mika, who was jogging quickly. Then Kiba fell over from exhaustion by Iruka. Naruto and Sasuke, determined to beat each other, pushed themselves harder. Next time they came past her, she joined in the race too.
"'Bout, time you, started, run, ing." said Naruto between gasps.
"Yeah, well at least I'm still going, after 6 hours." said Mika. She wasn't paying much attention and almost ran into the wall. Lucky for her, Sasuke grabbed her arm.
"Let's, not, do, that, o, kay?" he said.
"Man, I'm, too, tired, to go, on." said Naruto, he said plopping down next to Hinata. "Hey, Hin, a, ta!"
"Sasuke, you'll never, beat, me!" said a triumphant Mika. "You should have, conserved, more energy. I'm not stop, ping until I, fall over!"
"You're, crazy, you, know, that?"
"Yep."
"Good, job, you, win." Sasuke said putting himself out of the race.
"You, too." she said. And continuing around the track.
"Ok, Mika! You can stop running around in circles now!" said Iruka.
"AAAAAHHHH! CRAMP!" she grabbed her side and slowed to a jog.
"Come on, Mika! Let's go. You can stop anytime now!"
"No, way, sensei! (Heh, that rhymes!) I'm, giving, it my, all! I, won't stop, til I fall, ov, er!"
"Class go eat lunch." he said. 'She has to run out of energy sooner or later…' he thought. 'And hopefully sooner! I'm hungry!'
-3 hours later-
"That's it! I'm getting something to eat!" cried Iruka, his stomach rumbling in agreement.
But none the less, Mika didn't give up. She had given them her word, a promise. Besides, she could feel her legs anymore, so what did it matter? 'I made a promise to Sasuke, Iruka. I said I wouldn't give up until I fell over, and I won't!' she thought.
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"37!" Mika cried. She had run into the wall 37 times last night.
"You can't still be running!" said Iruka, coming to the school to find his student still continuing around the track.
"I, don't, know… Does, the, com, bat, crawl, count?"
"You pass, you win! Trust me! Did you get any sleep last night?"
"Nope."
Just then, Sasuke arrived.
"SASUKE! Thank God you're here! Talk some sence into her!"
"38!"
Sasuke casually glanced of at the girl. "I'll see what I can do…"
"Hi, Sasuke!"
"Mika, please stop over-exerting yourself. You'll get sick."
"Too, late, for, that, Sasuke. I've, already, done that, at, least, ten, times."
!BLECH!
"!" (Never thought you'd here that one out of him, eh?)
"11."
"Mika, please stop."
"I, said, I, wouldn't, stop til, I, fell, over, remem, ber?"
Sasuke tripped and caught her before she reached the ground and let her lay there for a second. "You fell over. Now," he said, picking her up bridal style, "get some rest, will you?"
She mumbled something about Tabasco sauce and ice cream before dozing off. He smiled to himself. "You really are crazy."
"Thanks Sasuke. From me and Mika. Why don't you take her to the nurses office and have that bump on her forehead checked out?" said Iruka.
Sasuke walked down the halls. "Eww, is she dead or something?" asked Ino, disgusted.
" No, you porker! Can't you hear that she's breathing!" said Sakura.
"She okay?" asked Naruto.
"She's fine loser! Just tired!" Sasuke exclaimed aggravated. "Get the door for me."
"Whatever you say!" 'Your Royal Bastard."
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"Oh, me-oh-my! What in heaven's name happened?" asked the Nurse.
"She fell over from fatigue. But I'm more worried about her forehead…" Sasuke said, pointing to her forehead, now a large red bumb. "She ran into the wall a…. ummm, 'couple' of times."
"She'll be fine. Go to class now deary." the Nurse said, shooing him out of the room.
-end chapter-
IT'S DONE! And the timer just went off… What good timing! Tis has to be the longest yet so please review! I can't feel my hands…
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--Mego--