WHAT ABOUT VINCENT?
Hi,
I'm Vincent. No, I can't really talk, but you can really read my
thoughts. I don't know what happened! I used to be the island dog,
but now I'm nothing!
I knew Walt made a mistake giving me to that
silly blond girl, but I never thought once she died, I would be
forgotten! AM I NOTHING WITHOUT AN OWNER!? Nobody even knows anything
about me! I mean, I'm a GIRL DOG for God's sake! My name is Madison!
I am a champion fetch player! But you think the stupid writers could
have gotten off their freakish tail-less butts long enough to find a
REAL LIVE BOY DOG?! NNNNOOOO! THEY HAD TO HAVE ME!!! howls
"Didn't
that dog die?" Kate asks.
"What dog? Oh, him? I dunno."
Jack says.
" I - AM - A - GIRL - DOG-!-!-!-!"
Madison/Vincent growl. Madison jumps on Jack and starts mauling
him
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! KATE HELP ME!! AN INVISABLE
THING IS MAULING ME!!!!" Jack shrieks.
Madison gets off,
carrying a hunk of Jack's shirt in her mouth, wagging her tail
Meanwhile, Danielle and Scot are taking a walk. They look up and see
Madison, who gives them the hunk of Jack's shirt
"Oh, what a
good girl you are!" Danielle says. "Lets adopt her!"
"I
guess we can, if you want to." Scot tells her.
Finally!
Someone notices I'm not a dude! Oh ho ho! We are gonna have a lot of
fun making these people who ignore us pay!
END OF CHAPTER 3.
END NOTES: Just in case somebody doesn't know this, Vincent IS played by a girl dog named Madison. I like this chapter! But if there's something wrong with the way it looks, it's cuz my computer is EVIL. PLEASE REVIEW! THANK YOU IF YOU DID REVIEW:D