A Little Late for Wearing Costumes
By, The Angels of Death
Summary: Trick or treating with Tenten is great. Can anyone guess her costume? Tenten's gangstah, yo. She's a DAWG. XD Get it? Kay, that was corny. ENJOY!
Tenten walked through the streets with giddily. Everyone stared at her as she passed, for reasons unknown. She saw Neji ahead, and jogged up behind him.
"Rawr"
"……Tenten, what are you wearing?"
"…My costume. What else?"
"…...You realize that Halloween is over, right?"
"…Pardon?"
"……Tenten. Halloween was a week ago."
"……………"
"……………"
"…You've got to be kidding."
Neji blinked and responded slowly.
"…I'm…not…kidding."
"…So I've been walking around in a dog costume for TWO HOURS and no one bothers to tell me?"
"…You never asked."
"…Well…that DOES explain why there were so many people knocking on my door a week ago. Guess I shouldn't have set all those traps. I mean...thank GOD that we're a hidden ninja village, or else, you know, it'd be pretty fatal."
Tenten had a giant nervous smile on her face while she was ranting about the possibility of injuries and of how thankful she was.
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………………………………She was very thankful.
XD
"SO…since I'm in a costume and the sun's setting, I'll just go trick-or-treating right now!"
Tenten swiftly took Neji's hand and ran down the street to a nearby house. Neji struggled to get away as Tenten knocked on the door, pulling out a pillow sack out of nowhere.
"Neji. Stay."
The forceful tone in Tenten's voice made Neji stop struggling.
A woman opened the doorbell and eyed them both.
"A dog and a transvestite."
Tenten snorted, before opening her pillow case and holding it out in front of her.
"Trick or Treat!"
The lady left and came back with a big bowl of candy.
"Came a little late, but I'll just give you all the candy. You know…leftovers."
Tenten whooped and grabbed Neji, leaving.
The lady called out behind them.
"Love the costume, by the way!"
Tenten beamed.
"Thank you!"
"I didn't mean you!"
The lady shut the door, and Tenten held her scroll eye-level to Neji, before he went off and demolished…everything…which was possible.
"Neji. No. Stay. Good transvestite. Gooood transvestite."
"Tenten. Shut. Up. NOW."
"…………"
"…………"
"…Hey, you can't tell me what to do. You're not my mom! Although…you could pass for-…"
"Finish that sentence and die."
"…Pass for a TRANSVESTITE!"
Tenten shoved Neji to the floor and ran away, laughing like a crazy person. Neji scrambled up off the floor and chased after her.
"GET BACK HERE, YOU MANGLY DOG"
The End.
Rawr. So. Another story. Yay. Not really a fluff-a-thon, like how I usually write, but heck, I've lost interest for now. So…just enjoy the humor ones, until like…I get into the mood for fluff again.
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- The Angels of Death :D