It was a new year at school. Everyone was back and excited.
"Omg, I'm totally going to date Andrew and Jordan and Benton and Josiah and Alex…." one girl, Amanda Rogers, chatted with her slutty friends.
"This rocks," said Molly.
"Totally," said Elena.
"Dude…." said Erissa.
They were walking down the halls and laughing and the author was secretly advertising Fight or Die, which is a really good Supernatural story, when a song filled the halls. "Show Stoppin', show show stoppin'…."
It was out of rhythm and off-key, plus the voice was terrible. Several people feel to the ground and lay there, still.
"No!" gasped Elena.
Erissa was on the ground. "Make it stop! It hurts so bad…"
Slowly the singing died away and the world came spinning back.
"That sounds… like—like Erica…. But how is that possible?" Molly asked.
"I don't know. Dean and Sam killed her, I thought," said Elena.
Erissa pulled herself up off the floor slowly.
"Get up, you baby!" Elena nagged, and then pinched her.
"Ow! Bitch," Erissa muttered, then pulled out her cell phone and called Sam.
Molly's eyes grew wide. "How'd you get his phone number! You slutty bitch!" she yelled and tackled Erissa.
Elena rolled her eyes and picked up the cell phone.
"Hello?" Sam asked.
Elena immediately went into flirt mode. "Hello………… Sam…….." she said, dragging her words out because she thought it sounded sexy. "Waz…up? Yea………, we… think….. Erica's……. back… We're……. gonna…… need……. your……. help…."
Erissa scrabbled away from Molly, who was viciously trying to rip her eyes out, and grabbed the phone away from Elena.
"Hi Sam," she swooned.
"Hi," he said. "You still in the same place? We just finished a job. We'll be down there right away."
"Yea," Erissa said, "Yea…. Are you still gay?"
"Gay? I've never been gay," Sam replied.
"But you went out with Reid."
"That was a guy? Oh…OH! Okay. I could've sworn that was a girl… But I'm not gay."
They hang up and Dean and Sam arrived later that day, just after school got out.
Elena immediately ran up to Dean, but Dean walked right past her and went to have a one night stand with Amanda Rogers instead. She happily agreed and they disappeared for a day.
Sam walked up and Molly and Erissa raced to hug him first. Molly won because she hit Erissa in the face and knocked her to the ground. Molly and Sam hugged but then Sam came over to help Erissa up.
Erissa stuck her tongue out at Molly and Molly flicked her off.
Then suddenly Nick Hager appeared out of nowhere and started jumping up and down screaming, "Oh my God! Oh my God! Dalton got Travis pregnant!"
Everyone turned to stare at him, and within seconds men in white jackets arrived to take him away. But first he tried to steal Erissa's eraser and Sam had to beat him up to get it back.
"Holy black teeth! HOLY BLACK TEETH AND STRANGLED CANNERIESS!" he yelled as the truck pulled away with him in it.
"Okay… that was weird," said Sam.
Erissa was on the ground rolling around in laughter and the Insane Asylum people had to come back and get her, too.
Molly grinned. "Now that were alone…" she said to Sam.
But before they could start making out, though, Erica's voice came booming through the air again.
"I need a miracle, please let me be your girl."
Sam and Molly both yelled in agony.
"She's mutilating that song!" Sam yelled.
After three agonizing minutes the singing stopped and Molly and Sam lay on the ground shaking all over.
"Ow…" said Sam.
What will happen? Dun, dun, dun...