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Chapter 5 potions part II

"Herms would you move over?'

Hermione woke up and looked down at herself; she saw that her once bushy hair was now tied up in a glamorous hair do fit for a queen, her body filled out very nicely. She looked and felt like a supermodel.

As she sat up, she came in view with a beautiful room with silk curtains, photos on the walls of a variety of celebrities, luxurious furniture outlining the room and trophies on a large mantelpiece.

As she looked at them closer she realised they were for quidditch.

"Mione didn't' you hear me, move over. I need my sleep for my game tomorrow. It may not be important to you but it's important to me okay. Don't start nagging at me again, I'm sick of it."

When Hermione turned around to see who would be so rude she saw the unruly hair first.

"HARRY!"

But before she could say anything he cut in. "Fine then I'll go sleep on the couch gosh."

And with that he walked out leaving a rather annoyed and surprised Hermione.

Why was he so obnoxious to me? He isn't like that now. Is it all this fame? Did it go to his head? No that's not the Harry I know. Maybe if I go check up on him he'll be the romantic, amazing gorgeous boy who lived I remember.

She got up from her four poster bed and tip toed down the long flight of stairs and into the lounge, which by her standards looked like a palace.

Harry heard her and sat up. "What have I done now Herms? Do you want something? If you want to waste our money on something else you desperately 'need', then my credit card is on the draw."

Then he turned over and fell into a deep sleep.

Hermione was absolutely gob smacked. Her best friend, the one she thought would be the most eligible for her was a complete ass.

Before she could dwell on these thoughts her eyes became heavy and once again she blacked out.

"WAAAAAAAAWAAWAAAAAAWAAWAAAAAAWAA"

Hermione's eyes sprung open to the sound of a baby crying it's lungs out

She looked down to see what was once a perfect body to a frumpy large potbelly. Her hair was not just unruly but far worse, it was tied up in what was supposed to be a messy bun but instead felt like a birds nest. She felt and looked like a worn out mother.

As she sat up she came in view with a tattered old room, mostly made of old oak. The windows had no curtains which caused the sun to shine through and the room was an absolute pigsty.

"Herms would you be a darl and check on Ron Jr?"

She didn't reply. What could she say? Ron Jr? I have a baby? Impossible I wouldn't be that careless. But I'm sure he can't be as nasty as Harry was to me.

"So you're still going to punish me. Giving me the silent treatment aye?"

Hermione gave him a quizzical look. "What are you talking about Ron?"

"Come on Hermione I only cheated on you once, and so what if it was to that slapper Lavender. It was a like a year ago and I thought we put it behind us? Do you really have to play these little games they're getting rather annoying to tell you the truth."

Hermione went absolutely speechless.

He cheated on me. And with Lavender. Why would he do that to me? This isn't supposed to happen like this.

"Fine then if you're not going to answer me civilly I'll go and feed the blimen baby. You would have thought you'd be over it but obviously not."

Ron took his time climbing out of bed and slowly made his way to the nursery across from there room

"Oh yeah and Herms, since your up darl, do you wanna make me a feed I'm starving. Tah."

Hermione was just about to scream when her eyes started to feel heavy and once again for the third time she blacked out.

"You're just too good to be true can't take my eyes off of you

You'd be like heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much

At long last love has arrived and I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good to be true can't take my eyes off of you."

Hermione woke this time to the sound of someone singing in the bathroom.

She looked down to see her body was plain but curvaceous in all the right places and her hair was out in long curls. She felt like... well she felt like Hermione.

As she sat up she came in view with a compact room with a couch in the corner and a coffee table in front of it. The wallpaper had dandelions on it. My favourite flowers! On the wall there was a variety of degrees hanging up and photos also. She couldn't quite see her was in them as hard as she tried.

"Uh, my girl is up at last. Did you have a nice sleep, I didn't want to wake you, you looked so peaceful."

When Hermione turned her head to see who it was, her eyes shot open as if someone had just slapped her.

"MALFOY!"

He was quite taken aback by this. "Woah, Mione you haven't called me that in, what is it now, five years? What's with the surname? Mione what's wrong you look like you've seen a ghost?"

Hermione's expression still didn't change.

Did he just call me Mione? Well it's better than Herms, both Ron and Harry know that I hate that name. Wait what am i thinking, this is Malfoy I'm praising.

"Mione, are you alright?"

Hermione finally snapped out of her trance.

"Mal- I mean Draco." She liked the way that sounded

"I don't know how to explain this to you but..."

"Mione just tell me. You can trust me can't you?"

Hermione was still trying to take this all in. She didn't exactly know how to tell her arch enemy that he is the most eligible guy so far.

"Well, you see this isn't me, I mean it is me it's just not the me you know it's the me from the past so the me that you're talking to at the moment isn't me. Do you understand?"

Draco expression answered her question. Blank.

"Mione I think you've been working too much. Lie on your stomach."

She jumped up out of the bed. "WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME KIND OF CHEAP WHORE?"

Draco laughed so hard tears were starting to form.

"No, no, no. What I mean is lie on your back, so that I can give you a massage."

Hermione lay on her stomach quite embarrassed. He slowly lifted up her shirt and started rubbing her shoulders.

Oh my goodness. Those hands have been touched by God. Where did he learn to do that? Probably got it of one of the many girls he slept with.

"So back to the beginning. Explain to me again what is wrong?"

"Okay but please don't think I'm crazy because I'm not, okay?"

Draco smiled. "Okay then I promise that I won't think you're crazy, now spill"

"Well you see back in seventh year Ginny and I concocted a formula which would be able to show me three compatible lovers and well, you're one of them. This came as a complete surprise to me because I hate you. No offence."

She blushed when she said this. Draco stopped, pulled her shirt down and turned her over.

"Mione, I was a complete idiot in seventh year. I'm not like that anymore I promise. I love you too much."

She didn't know what to say. Draco just said he loved her.

"So whatever you do, don't listen to the past me because that's not me the me that you are talking to now is the true me. Do you understand?"

Hermione hit him playfully then they both cracked up laughing.

He then cupped the sides of her face and kissed her gently at first but slowly his tongue crept out asking for entrance. She happily let him in. His hand began to rub up and down her back which aroused her even more. She began to wrap her legs around his waist but it was rudely interrupted when he pulled away quite suddenly

"Mione, this isn't right."

Hermione hung her head. But she wanted him so badly now.

He placed his hand under her chin and brought her face up so she was now looking at him.

"And you know it." He then quickly pecked her on the forehead.

"I'm sorry I guess I just- oh no, I can feel myself waking up."

Draco jumped up and hugged her so tight she could hardly breathe. He then whispered in her ear, "Remember what I told you, I was an idiot back then, but I do grow to love you."

Hermione slowly but surely blacked out.

"HERMS WAKE UP!"

Hermione woke up and lingered on what had just happened.

"Come on Herms spill, who did you see?"

A/N: So you like? I'm sorry it's a bit long but better than nothing right. Please keep reviewing my fans. I love them. The next chapter will be up in about two or three days. Till then ADIOS ;) (I don't even know if that's how you spell it hehehehe)