You know the drill : )
Dear Shikamaru,
Shikamaru, It's not like I set this all up just to trip up your love life. Things happen, ok? And aside from that, what is the Konoha-brainiac-all-around-genius doing asking someone else for advice on his love life? It's so backwards it makes my head spin on it's axis. Either way, I see that you will persist on bugging me unless I help you out of this little jilt, so fine.
If admitting your affections for her has proven ineffective, there are only a couple things left to do. Normally, the admitting of the emotions breaks all tensions but I guess that won't work in this case. As I said, there are only a few options you can take;
-Me telling her myself that nothing is happening. Unfortunately, the chances of this working are very low seeing as she has seen enough plausible proof to be able to believe otherwise no matter what I say.
-You setting something up. What I mean by that is confronting her in a different way than simply admitting feelings verbally (or in this case, through a letter.) Like…her ending up in a place, you happening to be there at the right time…then she falls uncontrollably in love with you. Oldest trick in the book and it's pure gold. It works all the time in movies. Although I have thought out the outline, it's your job to collaborate the instance.
After thinking for a bit, I have decided the second option is ideal. Seeing as my services have been fulfilled, I will leave you to think up your next action. You will know what to do. Trust me when I say that you will know.
Hoping this helped at the least,
Temari (AKA the Love Doctor)
PS: Oh yeah, thanks for paying for the rose! He loved it.
From here, many things will happened but I will need a bit of time to think them out…but don't worry, some more eventful things WILL happen. There will be no uneventful events on my watch. Man, that didn't make sense…in other words, look for more chappies because there's more to come! Thanks for reading!