Hi! Just FYI guys, the chapters will get a bit more modern-day, and they'll start talking normally instead of cheesily. However, for the final chapters, that may not be the case (mehehe) so the language will be different. Just heads up. Thanks!
Dear Ino,
SASUKE ASKED YOU OUT. SASUKE UCHIHA ASKED YOU OUT. Have you any idea what this means? My god, Ino, you have men falling at your feet everywhere! And wasn't it just perfect timing as well? After you get your heart broken (I'm sorry to bring up that subject if you're still touchy with it) the lord of all hotties appears at your doorstep, offering to reassemble it. Aaagh I envy you! No, not about Sasuke, but about the fact that you had someone there to soften your fall after that…day. You should be really happy.
On Friday, come over to my house and I will help you get ready. No offense, but you have never exactly been one with foundation. Don't worry, with just a bit of powder, that zit on the tip of your nose will be cleared up in no time! You are probably scrambling for a mirror now to see if the zit is really there, and I'm sorry to say that it is. It's just forming, so there's time to conceal it. How do you think I tame the acne-breakouts on my forehead? Jeez, those take a lifetime to hide. But your skin is healthier than mine, so yours will be easy.
Moving away from the subject of zits, I praise you again for having such phenomenal luck! Again, you should feel great!
Excited on your behalf,
Sakura
Muaha. That's all I have to say. MUAHA.