Dear Ino,

Ok, in about seven hours, you're going be to be at my house so I can help you prepare for your date with Sasuke! I have no idea as to why I'm writing this to you now, since you're going to be at my house anyway, but since mail often travels faster lately since Shino has taken up the whole mailman job, I figured I'd better give you a heads up. Here's what we're gonna do…

-Give you the inevitable manicure

-do your hair (Which is another way of saying 'taking it out of that ponytail it's been in forever and making that huge bang of yours lie flat for once'!)

-do your make up (Which is also another way of saying 'concealing your zit, plus the eye makeup, lip gloss and all that jazz)

-Pick out your outfit. I'm thinking the classic small black dress, because it never fails. I know you haven't owned a black out fit since the Hokage's funeral (may he rest in peace), but that is NOT the small black dress I'm talking about! I mean the short and sexy black dress that makes guys speechless when they lay eyes upon it. I have a zillion of them (for occasions which you don't need to know about!) so don't worry!

-Discuss your lines. Yes, lines. Sasuke can be very…let's go with… 'unpredictable'. You have to be ready to answer WHATEVER it is he throws at you promptly. Having been his teammate for four years way back when, I know all about his short temper.

-Prepare you for the unexpected. And by that, I mean possibly an embrace from him…a kiss…a good time…nah, Sasuke wouldn't go that far, even if he were to get married! But still…you have to be ready for things he'll do as well as things he'll say.

So, yep. That's gonna be our schedule for when you come over, so bring all the clothes and supplies you can! By the time you're done freshening up, even the great Sasuke Uchiha will be knocked flat off his perfect feet.

Ready to make you look bootylicious,

Sakura

PS…I know. I'll never say the word 'bootylicious' again.

Ok…let's get some things straight! Never in my life have I ever used the term "bootylicious", so please don't comment on that lol. And I don't know why I made Shino the mailman, but now he is. Oh yeah, and in honor of Doodlebop8993, I have collaborated more lyrics with my mad skills! Hit it Konohamaru! -points at piano player- (music to the "listen to you heart" chorus comes on)

Review this chapter…when you click the review box…review this chapter…I hope it rocked your sox…I don't know if you liked it…if you don't, tell me why…just review this chapter…if you don't I'll break down and cry.

Applause, applause! Except not. Excuse my splenda high.