A/N: I'm sorry this took so loooong! I had it written up for about a week but it really sucked so I had to go back and edit it and add stuff to it. Plus, holy crap is grade 11 ever hard. I have at least 3 tests a week now it seems.


Day 2- Thursday

"Padfoot, wake up!" said Peter. The only response he got from his comatose friend was a few mumbles and grunts. Obviously his method of whispering in Sirius' ear seductively was not working.

"We are so incredibly late for class, Sirius," fretted Peter, now poking his friend. This time Sirius mumbled in his sleep…

"Call me Loretta…"

Shocked, Peter turned to Remus, "You wake him up."

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At Breakfast

"Something's up, there has to be. I haven't seen them this quiet since that one week last year when they all caught laryngitis at the same time," said Lily conspiringly.

"Why do they keep checking nutrition labels on everything?" asked her obnoxious sidekick uhm…Kristy, "Oh my god, you don't think they're becoming anorexic do you?" (Valley girl)

"Maybe they're on a new diet?" suggested Lily, "The way they get into all the same things just makes them look like a brainless cult. Remember last week with their hula-hoop frenzy?"

"Boys are asinine," nodded valley girl.

"You've been reading your 'word-a-day calendar' haven't you?" asked Lily.

Further down the table…

"James, pass the butter," yelled the now wide-awake Sirius (Remus woke him up with out of tune violin music).

"The butter is nowhere close to me," yelled back James.

"Not you, the other James," said Sirius.

"Who?"

"James, in 5th year," said Sirius pointing at J2, "Oh thank you, James."

"No problem," said J2 who had just handed Sirius the butter.

"How long has he been here?" asked J1.

"5 years."

"Holy hell, I've never noticed him before," said a slightly flustered J1

"I don't understand why you didn't. He is the better looking James after all," said Sirius buttering his toast.

SPLAT

"That comment did not justify you putting my head into the butter dish!" spluttered Sirius.

"Hey," said Remus who had just entered the Great Hall, "Why is he covered in butter?"

"Well to summarize – S calls J2 for butter, J1 confused, S says J2 better looking J1 pushes S's head into butter dish," replied Peter, not even looking up from his bland sugarless cereal.

"Oh James has finally met James then?" asked Remus.

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Charms Class

"I'm miserable," said James.

"Good news, class. Today we're working on Cheering Charms," said Flitwick. (Plot convenience? Very much so.)

"Those who get the charm right on their first try get a whole box of assorted chocolates," said the professor brightly.

This brought forth a collective groan from the four sitting at the back.

Unfortunately for them they all got it on their first try, much to their dismay.

At the front of the Charms class…

"I just don't get it. Why would they all refuse perfectly good, not to mention free, chocolate?" asked Lily.

"Maybe they're all allergic to it or something?" said dummy Mcdumb dumb herself, Kristy.

"No, they've eaten chocolate before, Kristy."

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Defense against the Dark Arts

"I hate this," muttered James smiling.

"I hate you," said Sirius smiling.

"I hate school," said Peter… smiling.

"I'm going to hex the next one that complains," said Remus also smiling.

The 'Cheering Charm' hadn't worn off yet and James felt like dancing.

"Hey Peter, you're part Polish aren't you?" asked James.

"About…6, why?" replied Peter. To which James replied by dancing around Peter shouting, "Look at me I'm Pole-dancing!"

"Good lord, Sirius get him away from the Peter. People are beginning to stare," sighed Remus.

The Defense teacher walked in and everyone went silent. This teacher had a reputation for always being very on edge. He began teaching in his normal rapt manner, not paying much attention to his students.

"You four," he snapped suddenly, pointing at the fearsome foursome, "What is your problem today?"

"Nothing is wrong, sir," squeaked Pettigrew still smiling.

"You're all quiet for once…almost too quiet and all smiles. What are you planning?" asked the teacher suspiciously.

"Really, sir, nothing is going on," said Remus.

"Potter's hair is lying flat and you expect me to believe nothing is going on? Detention, all of you, for suspicious behavior. Now get out of my class."

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Herbology

"Class, today we will be procuring sugar from sugar canes," said Professor Sprout vibrantly.

"Alright, that's it! There is no way all of this is just coincidence. First the box of chocolates as a reward, now sugar cane procuring? Sugar cane doesn't even grow here! Mcgonagall is tipping them off," whispered Remus.

"She's trying to break us down men, but we won't let her. Will we?" whispered James fiercely.

"We'll win this yet," said Sirius

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Stuff Happens…

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Common room in the evening

"This day has been hell," moaned James all wrapped up in a blanket and sitting by the window, "I stepped on gum today."

"So?" asked Sirius.

"I almost licked my shoe for the sugar," said James hitting his head against the window, "I think I strained something trying to bend that way.

"Ha, oh that sucks. At least it wasn't on your elbow?" said Sirius.

"Why is that a bad thing?" asked Peter.

"…Because you can't lick your elbow, it's like a law of lobotomy or something,"

"I can lick mine, look," said Peter.

"Oh my gods, your tongue is humongadungous!

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"Peter just licked his wenis," said Kristy observantly.

"What?" spurted Lily looking around.

"His elbow."

"You said wenis."

"That's what the skin on your elbow is called."

"Have you been reading off your 'weird fact of the day calendar' again?" asked Lily suspiciously.

"Yes…"

"That's a really stupid name for your elbow skin. Imagine the things you could twist that into.

'My wenis wiggles when I wave goodbye' or 'Would you like to fondle my wenis?' or 'My wenis stretches' or 'Can you see my wenis through this shirt?'" said Lily laughing her head off.

"I don't get it," said Kristy.

Awkward silence.

"Hey did you know the skin on the inside of your elbow is called a wagina?" asked Kristy wide eyed. Lily burst out laughing again.

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"Peter, have you lost weight?" asked James curiously.

"Are you trying to say I was fat?"

"I'm just saying you look…thinner."

"Now I'm thin?"

"I'm just going to shut up," said James.

"Where is Remus? I haven't seen him since we decorated Mcgonagall's office with sugar canes," said Sirius.

"By the way, I don't think it was necessary to kidnap her goldfish," said James pointedly to Sirius.

"Fish and I are getting along handsomely, thank you very much," said Sirius trying to pet Fish.

"You named him Fish?" asked Peter.

"I named her Fish," said Sirius, "Now, I repeat. Remus, where?"

"He said something about the kitchens to me," said Peter.

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5 minutes later, in the kitchens…

Sirius had just tickled the pear and walked into the kitchens. The room were empty, the light was dim and he couldn't see Remus anywhere. But there was a faint rustling sound in the corner…

'Vermin perhaps? I should tell Dumbledore…"


He walked further into the room and there he sat in the far corner where the candlelight couldn't reach him

"Remus?" he asked softly.

"Oh god, Sirius!" said Remus looking up at him, his face smeared in chocolate. His teeth were indistinguishable under all that goo and chocolate wrappers surrounded him.

"Don't tell James! I can't do this! I'm not strong like you. I...I just couldn't last! I thought I could do it but I'm so weak!" cried Remus.

"You cheated? You broke the bet?" said Sirius.

"I need chocolate, I couldn't concentrate without it!"

"Sirius, say something? Will you ever forgive me?"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" said Sirius scandalized.

A/N: That took waay too long to write. Oh and those who don't like Lily's inclusion into the story...don't worry I have a delectable plot twist coming up. Thanks a lot to all the reviewers and especially RaspberryPolarBear for helping me through my writers block.
REVIEW and I promise next chapter will be a hell of a lot better!