Dear Ino,
Ino, are you ok? Look, I'm really sorry about having been so sharp with you in my last letter. It's just that I really think you and Shikamaru have something special, and I don't want to see you throw it away. I mean, look at Sasuke. I was infatuated with him for all of your genin years, and he never returned my feelings until just after I had given up on him. Ha, I still recall the way I turned him down in front of all those people at the mall! So classic.
Ahem, anyway what I mean is, see what happens when you wait too long? You can't mend it anymore. The train has already gone by.
But I have a question. I've been knocking on your door for the last four days, and you've never answered. I know you're always there, Ino. I can hear the TV (you must watch some gory horror movies! I could hear some squeals and slice noises…the thought makes me shudder) and I can see the lights on through the windows. I'm your best friend, Ino! Why won't you at least open the door to me? I know you're devastated but I could help you so much more in person than through a letter. Please??
If you won't give in, at least think about this. Tenten's throwing a HUGE party in the big dance room she rented out at the academy, and basically all chuunins are invited. Please, please, consider! It could really take your mind off things. And who knows, if you are ready to give up Shika (which, by the way, I STILL think is a mistake) you can scope for some guys while we're there? Come on, you know you want to! Ino Yamanaka never turns a party down. Again, please think about it and let me know soon! I really hope we can sort things out for you.
Waiting for your long awaited response,
Sakura
So…yep!
DANCE PARTY!!!!!
(beat to Sexyback comes on)
I'm bringing letter-formed fanfics back…(dun..dun dun)
…
that's really all I know of that song. I'm sorry. I don't listen to lil old JT.