Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or any of the characters that feature in it.
CYBORG…
Cyborg came running in through the hole Starfire had just come out of with his sonic canon ready to be blasted at someone.
"Ya'll okay in here!" he yelled into nothing…ness. Of course there was no reply.
He lowered his canon and walked in more, then he spotted 'The' chair…
"BOO-YAH, an execution styles chair" he ran over and looked at it, then being a total dumbass, he stupidly sat in the chair and put the execution helmet on his head that was hooked up to a power box nearby, he also started singing.
"We want the funk, give us some funk, yeah we got the funk" he hummed the rest…and was then briefly electrocuted, okay well maybe not briefly. (Sorry Cyborg fans but I'm bored here gotta electrocute someone!)
"Ah, hell no!" he tried to get out of the chair, but just like the others he was strapped in too.
"Hello Cyborg" the authoress said, or the know your stars dude…girl…person.
"AHHHHHH!" Cy nearly fell from his chair and died but seeing as he was cuffed in he couldn't.
"Cyborg…loves his computer and 'makes love' (as puberty teachers call it) with it"
"NO, that's a lie I'm a dude, dude!" Cy wailed.
'Rrrrriiiiggghhhttt, Cyborg…is two timeing with Jinx and BumbleBee."
"Errrr…no" he says unsurely then mutters "I wish" under his breath.
"Okay then cyborg loves Beastboy"
"No way man, you sick, I'm straight forward"
"Well if you get 'freaky' with that computer what does that make you, I mean it's not a girl of a guy…Its just…sick…o"
"I'm into girls okay!" he said getting fed up.
"Oh, and I was looking at your past files,…Victor Stone and-" she was cut off
"How did you know my name?" asked Cyborg questioning.
"Well numb nuts I looked in your file"
"Ohhhhhhh"
"Yeah, and it says here that you're a Cyborg, cause your Daddy spilt some radio active stuff on you and it melted all of your parts that are now metal…and I was wondering that if you're a metal dude from the neck down do you still have…your parts?"
Silence
Then Cy burst out crying…He breaks out of the chair, makes another hole in the wall and runs out of it.
The know your stars girl cheered, "Yes I didn't get blown up or electrocuted, it must be my lucky day!"
Then Cyborg shoots his sonic canon and runs away some more.
"Ah damn it" she yelled out loud…
A/N: Yeah I know extreme Cyborg bashing, but truthfully I love the guy, so don't bash me. Who do you want next remember it can be anyone from Teen Titans.