A/N: Sorry it took me so long to get back, it's been the holidays, and I'm going too high school this year it's friggin freaking me out and plus the other stories that people wanted updated…

Raven:

Raven walked in through the hole in the wall everyone seemed to be jumping out of.

"Would you people please shut your noise holes? I'm trying to read a good book here!" Raven emphasized too a book that she was holding VERY close to her chest. Kind of like the one the dragon dude came out of.

She looked around "Hello?" her voice echoed off the walls like a guy with food poisoning.

'I know someone was in here.' She thought "hello!" she stepped in.

The authoress otherwise known as KYSG. Sat up onto her elbows. "oww." She shaked her head and swore. "Bastards and their conspiracy's."

"Hello?" Raven clutched the book tighter…

Inside the book…

"SHE'S HUGGING ME! YAY!."

Not inside the book…

KYSG rolled into the dark blankety protection of a nearby shadow and ran over to get some chocolate milk. Raven saw a chair that had a heavenly light shining down on it.

"My butt hurts." Raven said as she walked over to it and sat down (Every one took their dumbass pills today!)

The chair, as predicted, strapped her in, she dropped her book. "HEY!" she yelled as she summoned her death like powers and tried to get free.

KYSG ate a mince pie as she zapped Raven; she chuckled as she did so making pie run down her chin.

"WHY DO YOU HOLD ME CAPTIVE HERE!" Raven yelled. KYSG swallowed her pie and spoke. "Hi." She took another bite out of her pie.

"Let me out!NOW!"

"Ahaha, temper, temper.!" KYSG waved her finger.

"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos." Raven's eyes went black but nothing happened.

KYSG walks out of the shadows and taps the bracelets that held Raven in place.

"Reinforced magnetic alloy, AKA your really fucked now!" KYSG spat some mince into Raven's face.

"Why am I here then?" Raven said struggling not to blow something up.

"Well when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much they…"

Raven interrupted. "No not that why do you want me here?"

"To torture you, ya know same old, same old."

"Great."

"Hey I heard from Aqualad that that you only wear those really tight clothes to impress boys, cause honestly do you like getting wedgies?" KYSG got some McDonalds out of the fridge.

"That is not true!" Raven struggled in her chair.

"Is that right; KYSG opened a can on coke (don't own it) it made a 'zsit piiisssshhhh.' Sound. "So you like wedgies do they make you Horney or something do they turn you crank?"

"NO!"

KYSG shrugged as she looked inside her happy meal (don't own it) "Awwww c'mon! Those retards forgot my sweet and sour sauce! What a-holes!" she got out the cheeseburger and started to eat it.

"Well what about the whole daughter of the devil thing? I mean that's just dodgy didn't he like, rape your mum but she kinda enjoyed it?"

"NO!" Raven was getting pissed now.

"Oh and in some fanfics I read that you and Jinx were lesbo's, is that true."

"…no."

"You sound quite unsure."

"…no."

"…K then."

"let me out."

"How bout no!."

"Why?"

"Cuz this is fun!" she smiled widely

Raven sighed.

"You like BB eh?"

"WHAT?"

"Yeah, well you were soooo jealous at Terra, honestly you were trying soooo hard not to slit that girls neck…screw that cut that bitches head off!."

"..true, I hate her for doing that stuff to BB."

"Yeah." KYSG said fondly

"But I don't like him."

"Oh I've seen the way you've been looking at him!" KYSG pointed a finger upwards as an assumption.

"That's I lie I don't do love."

"Is that right; pulls out a black diary with blue swirls on it.

"..shit!" Raven sighed

KYSG cleared her throat "Page one, for 2006."

"No please don't!" Raven squirmed in her chair

"Today Beast boy looked more hawt than eva, he is sooo finger lickingly fine."

"..damn it!" Raven screamed, as she became more frustrated.

"The end."

"Let me out or I'll swear to god I will kill you!"

"Satan baby, Satan baby." KYSG ran round her singing.

"Shut up.!"

"wooooo, someone's having their period!"

"I'll hurt you I'll swear to god I'll hurt you!" Raven rocked in her chair.

"Why is your hair soooo short?" KYSG randomly stopped dancing and asked.

"What is this 20 questions?"

"….yeah…so."

Raven sighed inwardly "I like it short cuz I can't be stuffed dealing with long hair like Starfire."

"True?"

"True"

"..you lie you have cancer don't you!" (Sorry to those people with cancer out there, it was a request)

"WTF?" Raven asked

"Yeah that's right!"

"I don't have cancer"

"Well you probably are in a state of denial because it's such a shock, so I'll leave it as radiation poisoning from 'Doing fun stuff with Red Star!'"

"Shut up all ready!" Raven was getting annoyed.

"Raven likes stank ball, Raven likes stank ball!" KYSG sang…badly.

"It's enjoyable." Raven admitted

"..what?"

"It's a cool game, throwing dirty socks and undies at your friends."

"Your dodgy."

"I'm leaving now."

"…whatever."

Raven materialized through the chair and walked off through the hole. (Everyone just loves that hole huh?)

"Well at least I didn't get hurt that time." A huge metal beam fell from the ceiling towards her. "Come on."

A/N: Next chappie is Jinx K ppl!