Disclaimer: I don't own D-N-Angel, now stop asking. Wow, imaginary friends can be so annoying. SHUT UP DAMION! Hehe, sorry about him.

Now, ON WITH POKER NIGHT!

Chapter Two

During the next week, Satoshi refused to help Krad catch Dark; and the other way around. This bothered Dark. He liked embarrassing the two. That only left one thing to do. No, not getting them both high and running them off a cliff. What are you thinking? That would kill them! We don't want to kill Krad.

"Hey author person! Get on with the story and stop adoring Krad! I'm the one everyone adores!"

"Says Dark to the Dark hating author person."

Dark looked confused. "Where's the author person anyway?"

"In your head, Dark. It's all in your head."

"DO YOU HEAR IT?" he yelled at Wiz, shaking the poor creature so violently the even Krad would feel sorry for him.

"Kyuu…" said Wiz when he was finally let down.

Daisuke came in to see what all the noise was about. "Dark, do you need to see a psychologist?"

"No, Daisuke. If I needed to see a psycho, I'd go see Krad. After all, I think Satoshi put him in a petting zoo."

"That's nice." He'd completely ignored what Dark was just saying. "It's your turn to host poker night. Go get some food. AND NO COOKIES!" he yelled as Dark ran out the door to the store. "We all know what happened last time…" he mumbled.

YAY FLASHBACK!

After everyone left, Emiko came downstairs to a blown up basement. At first there was silence. Yes, that's a bad thing. It even worse when she just leaves without saying anything. Good thing it wasn't that bad.

"My basement… My basement full of expensive Hikari art…. WHO BLEW UP MY BASEMENT!" She yelled at Daisuke.

"Dark shot at Krad with his rocket launcher because Wiz bit his finger because he stole a cookie when he lost them in a bet with Wiz."

Emiko tried to work out what he'd just said but it only frustrated her, which, in turn, made her angrier. "WHO BLEW UP MY BASEMENT!"

"Dark."

She smiled, "Thank you Daisuke sweetie." She got halfway up the stairs then started yelling. "DARK!"

Daisuke heard Dark try to run out the door. By the crashing sounds, Daisuke figured she caught him halfway down the stairs and they fell. He also figured Dark had gotten a good talking to, by the tone of voice and the language Emiko was using. "I can always steal more…" He heard Dark say. Then there was silence. It was a sickeningly evil silence. One that could only mean Krad. But that's a flashback for another time.

AWWW, END OF FLASHBACK…

Everyone arrived on schedule and they began with Go Fish. No one dared question Krad on what game they played. They all knew when he wasn't attacking Dark, there was something seriously wrong. Daisuke finally gathered the courage to ask why….

"Hey, Krad, what's wrong?"

Krad glared at him. "It's only a matter of time before she finds me…."

"So now Krad's getting fan girls? What happened to make them like him more than me?" Dark whined.

"You want her? Take her." Krad opened the door to the basement. "Go get Dark."

(Enter…my character! Yes I get a character, I'm the author! And I'm Krad-obsessed.)

"I said get Dark!"

Kurai grinned, "Where's my rocket launcher?"

"NO ROCKET LAUNCHERS!" Everyone yelled in unison. Except wiz, he just said 'Kyuu' in his cute little bunny voice. Oh, and Krad. He just too busy feeling sorry for himself.

"OOOH I forgot my dinner!" Kurai ran to the microwave, grabbed her dinner, and ran back to torture the poor homicidal blonde. She spotted Wiz and began to complain. "Krad, why don't you have a bunny?"

"I don't know, maybe because I don't like things that are cute and fluffy? Or maybe I just think they're evil, vile little creature who can burn… what are you doing?"

Kurai tugged on his cross. "Does it come off?"

"Leave it alone!" He snatched it from her. "Mine!"

Kurai started whimpering. "But… why?" She began to cry.

Krad shoved the cross in her face, "Here, you want it? Fine! Take it! Just stop making noises! Got it?"

Kurai nodded.

"Wow, Krad. She's kinda like Risa!" Dark pointed out. "Except Risa isn't as clingy."

"Oh yeah, thanks a ton. Kurai get off my arm." Kurai had been hanging on to his arm the whole time. Krad shoved her away and sat at his spot. After a minute, Dark started to laugh.

"Kurai, if you try braiding my hair one more time…"

All anyone heard was an 'eep' and Krad's hair was normal again.

"So, Dark do you have any…" He thought for a moment then Kurai whispered in his ear. "Okay, do you have the ten of diamonds, Dark?"

"That's impossible… she didn't even look at my cards… WHAT IS SHE?"

"What is she?" Kurai mimicked in Dark's voice.

"Stop that!"

"Stop that!"

"I mean it"

"I mean it!"

"Kurai if you don't stop I'll…"

"You'll what? You can't do anything to hurt me in any way. It's impossible! I am invincible." Kurai threw a cupcake at him and hit him in the forehead. Everyone, including Krad, laughed as they saw it slide down his face, leaving a trail of icing behind it.

"You are so dead…."