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Ch. 11: Fan Clubs and Friends
They were all at the Tiger Lily Café. Apparently, Naruto found it on the day he went grocery shopping for the picnic. The four of them seated themselves in a booth near the window. A waitress with sapphire eyes came up to them. "Hi, I'm Yumi and I'll be….Hey I remember you two!" she said pointing her pencil at Kakashi and Sakura.
They were all confused. '… (ding)'
"I remember you now. You're the waitress who called Sakura and I a couple and then started flirting with me." stated Kakashi.
"Whoa, people flirt with sensei?" Naruto asked wide-eyed.
"Dobe, remember the fan clubs we have back home? His is as big as mine."
"Oh yeah….." Sasuke sighed.
"More importantly, she thought you two were a couple?"
'I can't believe people are stupid enough to think that! He's 14 years older than she is for Kami's sake!'
'That and the fact you can't believe that no one thought you and Sakura were a couple.'
'Hn. Shut up. I'll kill her for thinking that.'
'Don't, she's a civilian.'
'Damn.'
'Hey, I've noticed that you still haven't made a move on her.'
'Well, is it my fault no one ever taught me how to talk to a girl I like?!'
'You idiot! Just ask her to the festival later!'
'Hn.'
"Oi! Teme!"
"Hn?"
"Whatdaya want?"
"Aa…"
"He said he wanted the katsu-don." Naruto said to Yumi.
Yumi stared at them. "You guys actually understood that?!"
"Well, we should. After all, we've known him for years. We wouldn't be fit to call his friends if we didn't." Sakura giggled. Sasuke blushed at the comment and muttered, "Thanks."
"You're welcome." Sakura chimed.
"Ok, well, see you later, Kakashi-kun." Yumi winked at him and left, Sakura glaring at her back.
Naruto blinked. "She's weird, sensei."
"I don't know whether to be shocked or offended by her." Sakura said.
"Hn. I'd settle for both." Sasuke commented, earning a laugh from all of them while Sasuke chuckled to himself. Another waitress came. "Here's your order"
After they ate, they got out of the restaurant as fast as they could. They were standing on the opposite side of the street, Yumi pressed against the window staring at them. A shiver ran up their spines. "Man. She is definitely weird." stated Naruto.
They all nodded in agreement. "Did you see the way she was looking at you? It looked like she looked like she wanted to rape you right there!" he exclaimed.
"That was a wonderful picture."
"Sorry sensei."
Yumi eventually stopped staring. "Well, it's 1:30. What do you guys want to do now?" asked Kakashi.
"Hn."
"Don't know."
"Whatever."
"Sakura?"
"Yes, Sasuke?"
"I was w-wondering if you would like to….. Shit. Sakura, run!"
"Huh?"
Then she saw it. FANS.
"Shit. That's more than last time!"
"Dobe."
Kakashi sweatdropped. "Maybe we should start running? Remember. No ninja stuff. We meet in the inn lobby at 4:30 sharp if you're still alive. Split up."
"Hai."
They split up and ran in four different directions. Naruto had about 40-50 fan girls and two fan gays after him. These were the fan girls who didn't get the fact that he was happily married. The fan gays just wanted a photo and his shirt. Sakura had all the fan boys, which was about 190-230. (Everyone else had a girlfriend or not interested) Sasuke and Kakashi had it the worst. Being who they were, single and sexy as hell, they had about 350 fangirls each. (A/N: These are other girls on vacation there.) All of them were running and repeating "shit" over and over. They couldn't lose them. I mean, they were pushing chakra to their feet and the fans were still on their tail!
With Sakura…..
Sakura was in the area for the festival, dodging workers and stands. 'I need to get out of this, quick. It's already 2:30. Don't these people have a life?!'
'No. That's why they're in your fan club.'
'Gee, thanks. Hey! Wait! I got an idea!'
She made a quick turn into an alley. "Bunshin no Jutsu" she whispered. A shadow clone appeared and darted to the right, leading the mob away from her. 'Now to go to the inn.' A poof was heard and a handful of sakura petals twirling towards the ground.
She arrived and looked around in the empty lobby. "I guess I'm the only one here yet." She looked at her dirty clothing and sighed. "I need a bath." Going to her room, she got her clothes and went to the indoor bath.
With Naruto………
'Hey, it's Sakura-chan!'
"Sakura!" She smiled and winked.
'Oh, I get it, a clone. Why didn't I think of that?!'
He ran into a bathroom and a clone came out to replace him. Naruto waited a few minutes and checked to see if the coast was clear. Stepping out, he stretched. "Ah…that's better. I'm hungry. Oh, look! A ramen shop!" With that being said, he dashed across the street and went inside.
With Sakura……
She was soaking in the bath when she heard the door slide open. She turned toward the door. "Hello Kisa-san."
"Hello Sakura-san." Kisa walked into the bath and sat in the water.
After a few minutes Kisa asked, "I just got word the festival will be postponed until the second week of July."
Sakura gasped. "Why?"
"Apparently, the festival grounds were destroyed by a rampaging mob."
"Oh. Heh heh. That was my fault."
"How? Why? What happened?"
"Well my group and I apparently have fan clubs here and today, they chose to come after us. We split up and they chased me through the festival grounds and well, that's what happened."
"My goodness! You poor girl! Are you alright?! Are your friends alright?!" she asked, alarmed.
Sakura smiled and patted the woman's hand comfortingly. "I'm alright and I'm pretty sure they are too. After all, they are some of the strongest Konoha have to offer. I think I should get ready. They'll be here in a little while."
"Sure dearie, but before you go, may I ask you something?"
"Sure, Kisa-san."
"Who are you going to the festival with?"
"I'm not sure. I don't know if we are even going. We didn't bring any kimonos with us."
"Oh, I can take care of that, but promise me you'll all come."
Sakura smiled at Kisa. "I promise."
"Thank you. You make an old woman happy." Sakura stepped out of the bath and left. Kisa was left alone in the bath. She watched the water swirl around her before turning her gaze to the ceiling. "Who will you choose, Sakura-san? Who will you choose?"
With Sasuke…..
"Shit!" The Uchiha turned to look in front of him again. 'Don't these people ever give up?! I mean, come on! I have enough problems in Konoha with these kinds of people, now on my vacation?!'
Sasuke looked around frantically for a place to hide. 'Aha, a bookstore!'
He ran through the open door and behind the desk. He went in so fast, his fans thought he disappeared into thin air. A voice above caught his attention. "Um? Can I…..help you?"
He looked up to see a girl with long black hair in a low ponytail and glasses. "Get down! They might see you talking to me!" When she didn't, he grabbed her hand and put his hand over her mouth. After ten minutes of scouring the area, the crazed mob dispersed and left. Sasuke sighed. Realizing his hand was still over her mouth, he snatched it away. Blushing, he apologized. The girl smiled. "It's no problem, Mr.?"
"Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. Thank you for going along with this, Ms.?"
"Honda, Honda Ayame."
"Pleased to meet you."
"Likewise. So tell me. Why were those people after you?"
"Apparently, they're my fan club. Rgh. As if I don't get enough of this in my village." he grumbled to himself.
Ayame blinked before breaking into a fit of giggles.. "What's so funny? They've been after me for the last two and a half hours!"
"I'm sorry. It's just..haha…well. It's not everyday that a handsome guy gets chased by about 400 guys and girls (A/N: There were some fan gays there) and hides behind the desk of a bookstore with the owner."
He chuckled. "I guess you're right, but I'm also guessing you've never been to my village. My friends and I have this happen to us a lot. It used to be worse."
"You and your friends must lead interesting lives."
"I wouldn't say that….interesting."
'Why am I so comfortable around her? I guess because she isn't drooling all over me like a fan girl.'
Sasuke looked at her before clearing his throat, gaining her attention. "Well, as a thank you and an apology, how about I invite you to dinner with friends and I?"
"Oh. Um, I'm not sure, Sasuke-san."
"Just Sasuke and I insist."
"Oh. Um. Alright. If you're sure it's not any trouble."
"No trouble at all."
"Ok."
"Great, I'll meet you outside here at 7:00."
"Okay. I close at 7:00 today, anyway."
"Thank you, Honda-san."
"Call me Ayame."
"Ok. Ayame." He got up, pulled her up, and dusted his clothes off. "Until later, Ayame."
He went out the door as Ayame looked on. " He's so mysterious." she whispered.
With Kakashi……
"Shit, it's already 4:15. I need to lose them. Fast. "
'Well, think quick cuz one of them is reaching for the back of your mask.'
'WHAT?!'
Inner Kakashi was right. A fangirl was only a foot away and worse, it was Yumi. 'How'd the hell she get this close?!'
'Less thinking the obvious, more planning.'
'Think fast, Kakashi. I got it!' He dashed into a store and created a clone, (Man, he's slow.) and poofed into the inn.
When he appeared, he met three annoyed faces. Naruto and Sakura glared at him and yelled, "You're late! And don't give us any of that lost on the road to life crap! We want a real answer!"
Kakashi looked at his watch. '4:45.'
"The fans were chasing me and one almost got me."
"So?"
"It was Yumi."
They immediately felt pity for their teacher. "Oh."
Sasuke eyed him curiously. "So how'd you escape?"
"Clone."
"Same here."
"Yeah! Sakura-chan's clone gave me the idea!"
"Dobe."
"Well teme, what'd you do? Huh?!"
"I hid. Oh, I invited a friend to dinner today."
"Really, Sasuke? Who?" asked Sakura.
"The owner of the bookstore I hid in."
"Okay, so Sasuke's friend is coming to dinner with us. I guess we should get cleaned up and get ready."
"Hn."
"I'll race you, teme!"
"Hn." They darted up the steps. Sakura and Kakashi just sighed and went up the stairs after them.