Sage: Remember, I took over this story. Mage is not here...since it is about midnight? She's sleeping probably XP Ok here's chapter two of "How to Seduce a Guy!"
How to Seduce a Guy (now with ten percent smex!)
by Hamari Kisuya
"Erm why are you giving me this book Tenten-chan?" Sakura questions her. Tenten cocked her left eyebrow and thrusted the book onto her arms. Sakura rose her eyebrow
"This is not mine," Tenten made a small grin
"Well keep it anyways, I don't really need it," Sakura nodded slowly and stared down at the book. Then she realized Tenten has a hickey...on her belly?
"Um Tenten?"
"Hai?"
"Why is there a red bump on-"
"Well I think I hear Neji calling me, see you Sakura!" Tenten said waving goodbye with a wink as she ran away from Sakura
Sakura stared at the book again with a weird look on her face. Her expression was the same as Tenten: her eyebrows rose, her face scrutinized, and her thoughts were consumed
"How to...seduce...a guy?" Sakura began to grin and her inner Sakura took over
"Shannaro! We can get after Sasuke with this book!"
"Yatta!" Immediately, she went to the first page and look at the table of contents. She looks at the option until she finds the best option that fits Sasuke
Hiya girl! Before you read the section of the coldhearted, you have to look the part! No matter what kind of guy he is, he has hormones and we need your guy's hormones go up the roof! Act innocent, act cute, and always make him feel guilty! That is first thing you have to do! Now you can read the coldhearted section (grin)
Sakura made a blush when she read it but she gave a determined look as she kept on reading
Coldhearted...page 61
She went to page sixty one to check out how to seduce Sasuke-kun!
Welcome to the section of coldhearted! So! Does your man just pushes you away?
"You got that right," Sakura mutters
Does he shot you down countless times?
"Yup," Sakura grinned
Does he even show a slight of emotion? (most likely not!)
"Hmph," Sakura grunted when she read kept on reading
It'll be extremely hard for you to flirt with him then! Well first you go to do is...find a weakness. Everyone has a weakness! (Unless it's Uchiha Sasuke)
Sakura sweatdrops when she read the last part
A lot of girls want to seduce the Uchiha Prodigy and we can't help you with that
This time she frowns and slams the book down on the ground. Sakura glares it and kicks it at the curb because it didn't help her at all so she didn't care for the book. Beside it wasn't hers.
'What's the point of the book if I can't seduce Sasuke with it?' she sighs
As she walks along the sidewalk, she saw Sasuke with Naruto. She saw how irritated Sasuke looked as Naruto kept eating his ramen while Sasuke is trying to eat something with tomatoes...
'Wait a minute...everyone has a weakness including Uchiha Sasuke!'
Sakura made a grin and immediately went home to form a plan. For tomorrow, Haruno Sakura will claim Uchiha Sasuke!
Tomorrow...
"Kakashi-sensei?" said Sasuke out loud with a bored look. He had a message coming from Naruto that Kakashi wanted to see him but there was no chakra signal of Kakashi anywhere. However he did feel Sakura and Naruto's chakra for some reason but he couldn't find them. His left eyebrow cocked up as he went deep in the forest...and he saw Sakura and Naruto right there! He was about to go over there but he notices Sakura was laughing with Naruto
Laughing...with Naruto...
That was rare unless Sasuke is there with them
She's laughing.
With Naruto
His lifetime rival.
His (somewhat) brother.
Most importantly...Naruto has a crush on her!
He made a growl and was about to go over there until he notices how she looks...
Black boots, gloves, a (very) tight white shirt, and a mini skirt (I'm a guy. I don't describe clothes very well...) What. The. Hell! Why was she dressing like that! She couldn't possibly be...dating Naruto! There was no way!
Then...she pulled out something...something that made Uchiha Sasuke snapped...
"I hope you like it Naruto-kun!" Sakura said sweetly. Naruto laughs with her and took her gift. Naruto starts eating her gift and splattered red all over his face and hers
"You got a little something on your lips, here let me get it..." Sakura was about to lean in until Sasuke came in and punched Naruto away from Sakura. He flew back on the tree while groaning
"Mou..."
'That's the last time I eat a tomato!' Naruto grumbles in his mind as he walks away
Sasuke still glared at him even though he has left. When Sasuke turned to Sakura, he didn't expect her to grin madly at him and starts approaching him
'Nani? What's going on here?'
"For a prodigy...you're so dense," she cooed as she played with his face. His cheeks began to heat up until he realizes what had happened. Sakura. Had. Tricked. Him! Angrily, he pushes her and was about to walk away until he heard a sound
"Nani?" He turned to see Sakura with her head down and sniffing
'Mou...'
He made a quick turn and starts patting Sakura on the back with a sigh telling her it was an accident. She gave a weak grin and stood up as she took Sasuke's hand. However secretly she was grinning in the inside
'To get the guy, act innocent,' she remembered from another section of the book before she kicked at the curb
"Here you got something," Sasuke commented as he pointed on her left cheek. Naruto and his messy eating...
"Oh..." Sakura was about to wipe it off but Sasuke's lips beat her to it. Her cheeks immediately flared up for she didn't expect this to be in the plan. Sasuke realizes what he was doing and suddenly broke the kiss. He turns away with a slight blush on and Sakura just made a silly grin as inner Sakura screamed inside
"Shannaro!"
"Hell yeah!" apparently Inner Sasuke was screaming inside too...
"Erm...I...go...got to go now," Sasuke stuttered. Sakura cocked her left eyebrow up. Sasuke...stuttering? That's a rare sight...but she smiles at him and gave a nod
"Hai..." She walks away from Sasuke but he stares after her before he ran after her
'I think I saw something on her neck too!'
"Hey what's this?" The young blond Yamanaka girl said as she picked up a flaming red hot book
"How to Seduce a guy?" she questions. Just as she was about to open the book, someone called for her
"Ino! We need help in the shop!" her mother called
"Hai! Coming kaa-san!" She stucked the book beneath her arms and ran to the shop...
End
Sage: I hope someone gets it at the end with Sasuke's last thought. (roll eyes) if not then read the part after she was thinking of acting innocent. Hehe...short chapter eh? I'll make another chapter...with more details next time XP The next chapter is Ino.
Hai! Review if you wish and I'm off!
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