Sage: I'll be updating weekly now. Possibly daily? It depends on school I guess XP It is tough for a guy for writing this but eh I try. Anyways here's Ino's part of the story, "How to Seduce a Guy!"

How to Seduce a Guy (now with ten percent smex!)

By Hamari Kisuya

"Whoo, not much customers today kaa-san," Ino smiles at her mother who smiles back

"Hai, Ino. I'll be at the grocery store, can you take over?"

"Hai!" she said excitingly. Her mother nodded as her smile grew wider

"I'll be back soon," With that, her mother left the shop with a wave. Ino's smile seems to falter after her mother left. She sighs but then noticed the red hot book on the side. As she was about to grab it, a familiar face came in with a lazy expression

"Shikamaru!" Ino said surprisingly. What was he doing here?

"Ino, I wonder if I can have any roses?" he said with a yawn. She cocked her left eyebrow but he noticed her expression and stared back at her. Shikamaru crossed his arms and told her,

"Don't get any ideas. Otou-chan forgot kaa-san's birthday and will be on a mission for a day. I need them to deliver to save his butt," he said simply as he pulled his arms behind the back of his neck

"Like father, like son," she mumbles

"What did you say?"

"Nothing," she said quickly. She got out behind the counter and looked around for roses. However, thanks to Shikamaru's...attentive abilities, he noticed the red book on the counter. He took a glance at Ino who was still busy looking for the roses, he quickly stared at the book and twitched at the title

'Who is she trying to seduce? Uchiha?'

Giving one last glance at Ino who was still busy, he wrote something in the book and shut the book. Ino came back with a grin and turned to Shikamaru

"Well I'll get them deliver tomorrow but how many shall I put you down?" Shikamaru rolled his eyes

"A dozen I guess,"

"Aa...since we're friends, I'll let it have it on the house!" she said still smiling. Shikamaru rolled his eyes again

"Mendoukusai...deliver in the morning and in the note write in 'Happy Birthday,'" he said before leaving

"Ja ne you lazy bum," she said. He waved back with an 'Aah...' but then he turned back with a bored expression

"If you're going to seduce someone, you need seducing skills first,"

"Nani!" she shrilled but Shikamaru was out of sight before she could say anything more. Her temper began to rise and angrily slam the counter with her head down

"I'll show him..." an evil grin appeared on Yamanaka Ino. She'll show that lazy bum

Shikamaru

He suddenly felt a chill and looked up at the sky. No clouds in sight. Not a good sign

"Shit, maybe I shouldn't have said that," he shrugged "but maybe it'll work out in the end,"

A small grin appeared on Nara Shikamaru as he places his hands in his pockets

Ino

"Hmm..." she stares at the table of contents and notices what fits Shikamaru's personality. Page fourty-five: Lazy and Inconsiderate.

"Heh,"

I don't think you would even to bother to seduce this type of guy unless you're doing this to spite him. Then all means! This guy must have hit your nerves so bad, you had to resort to this so welcome of the section of lazy and inconsiderate! First of all, make him distracted. Clothes, items, dancing, anything! Make him so distracted that he would have to not pay attention whatever he's doing. (Sleeping, lying on the ground, etc...)

"Hmm..."

Use your voice...that'll probably hook him

"My voice..." she mumbles

Music! That'll get his attention for sure! No matter how lazy he can be, he can't resist music!

"Music..." she grins

And...clothes are always a big part of the seducing. Dress out the part and you'll get 'em for sure!

"Hehe," she smiles. The book was pretty amusing to her but it gave her an idea. That'll show Shikamaru for sure! Just then she noticed something on the bottom of the page...it was in Shikamaru's writing

"Yamanaka Ino, you're a troublesome girl but...after you finish this page, visit me at the river by our training grounds,"

She blinks. Did he expect this or something? However she shrugs and went home before meeting with Shikamaru

Shikamaru

He yawns as he stares up in the sky. She was late. How troublesome...

"Ooh Shikamaru..."

He blinks. He searched the grounds with a glare. What was that? Then his ears pick up something...music?

Como se llama (si!)

"Shika-chan..." he blinked but then from behind he felt a weigh on him

Bonita (si!)

His face began to heat up when he stared at the woman whose body was pushing up on his. She tangled her legs onto his making his face bloom into a tomatoe

Mi Casa (si!) Su casa!

"Oh baby when you talk like that..." she hisses in his ears making him melt "You make a woman go mad,"

He felt blood coming out of his nose but held on. He was not a pervert.

"What about my seducing skills?" she whispers and held his face close to hers. Boy it was getting hot in here, isn't it Shikamaru?

"I'm on tonight," she whispers to him. He was fighting a losing battle but he's lazy, why would he care? This time, he was glad to lose a battle to a girl--woman I mean

"Heh, Ino...troublesome..." he said before kissing her in the lips. He pulled back with a grin as the same grin was plastered on Ino. Boy, he didn't have over 200 IQ for nothing

Shikamaru whispers to her

"You make me want to speak spanish," His left eyebrow cock up suggestively

"Como se llama,"

End

Sage: Ok I was listening to Shakira at the moment...the song is pretty addictive xP Geez...anyways, since I was listening to the song it pretty much got me in the mood to write this story hehe. Next chapter...should I go for Hinata? That'll be complicated wouldn't it? XD Ok here are my choices

A. Hinata

B. Kurenai

C. Anko

D. Shizune

E. Ayame (Ramen girl)

Eheh...this is a long story isn't it? XP Oh well. Those five girls will be include to the story soon enough.