ANNNNNNNNNNNNND...STOP THE VOTING NOW!
Thank you all so much for your input and sorry for the extremely slow update. I had a temporary author's block and it will take a while for me to post up another chapter. Please bear with me for I have a busy schedule and I write fanfic for the fun of torturing Naruto charries.
I don't own Naruto so stop pointing that sharp pencil at me!
Well, enough with my rambling, let's get on with the story.
THE FREEKING RULER THINGY WORKS!
HOT CHICKS!!! Kyuubi talking
Pervert... Naruto talking to Kyuubi
'hehehe...look at them..hehe' Kyuubi thinking
'Why me?' Naruto thinking
We Fight Together
Chapter Six
The Hope that Re-kindles Part II
A masked jounin reading an orange book who followed a pink haired girl having a conversation to a raven haired boy who was trying to ignore a brunette yelling challenges at him joined by a yapping little puppy stepped into the room. (GASP whew, I BREATHE!)
A.k.a, Team Seven.
Several things happened. Let's look into it.
"Ohayo oni-san!"
"Oh, ohayo otouto."
"Naruto."
"Hey Sasuke."
"Ohayo Naruto!"
"SUP NARUTO!"
"Nice to see ya too, Kiba. Akamaru."
"...Sasuke...Sakura...Kiba."
"Ohayo Sakura-chan, Sasuke-kun, Kiba-kun."
"HEY HINATA! HEY SHINO!"
"KAKASHI! GIVE ME THE BOOK!"
"MERCY KURUNAI! LORD HAVE MERCY!"
"KURUNAI-NE-CHAN! DON'T KILL ONI-SAN!"
"Kurunai sensei! Don't kill our sensei!"
"...!"
"Kakashi-san, Kurunai-san, Naruto-kun! Please calm down."
"Whaz a goin' on 'ere?"
Everyone turned to see a drunk old man leaning on the door frame, sipping some sake. He had a right to ask that question since Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Akamaru, Sasuke, Sakura and Iruka were trying to hold down Kurunai, Naruto and Kakashi trying to protect their precious (Golem! Golem!), Sarutobi muttering as he lit his pipe and the paperworkers or somethig-dudes watched with amusement.
Yeah...
"Ah, your here." Sarutobi greeted the drunk old man.
"Team Eight, Team Seven," he turned to the erm still arguing bunch. "Your mission is to protect Tazuna-san who came here from Wave country for supplies and escrot him back home. And yes it is a C-rank mission."
Tazuna took a swig from his bottle. "Them brats don't look like much, hic, yer surrre they can protecta mee?" He slurred before raising the bottle to his lips once more.
"Ah, don't worry Tazuna-san," Kakashi said cheerfully. "Kurunai and me are-"
"Kurunai and I," Naruto mumbled. (I know someone who ALWAYS does that to me and my friends. grrrr...)
Kakashi blew him a rassberry at him, after realizing he couldn't stick out his tongue and continued speaking. "Jounins and these genins aren't as bad as they look."
The genins didn't seem to like this and expressed their feelings by releasing Krunai who ripped free from Iruka's remaining grasp.
Kakashi soon found himself in darkness.
He sighed. "Kai."
Nothing happened.
Gulping, he added more chakra. "Kai!"
Was that- Oh, never mind.
"KAI!"
Kakashi felt killing intent coming closer...and closer...
"KAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIK-"
The mission was delayed for a few hours due to an injured teamate.
Team Seven, Team Eight and Tazune in the middle were walking down a dirt path, chatting quietly about ramen, raining and stupid cats with Sakura sneaking glances at Sasuke and Hinata sneaking glances at Naruto when they passed by...a puddle. Naruto could've died from laughter but held his outer appearence in check. Inside, he was howling with Kyuubi.
Who-hahah-is idiotic-hehe-enough-HA!-to have-wheeze-puddle-gasp-DROUGH HAHA!
DON'T-HEHEHAHA-FREEKIN-HAH- KNOW-HEHEHAHAHAHO!
Dear me.
Two figures emerged from the genjutsu, their chain wrapping around Kakashi and Kurunai (For some mysterious reason) who were standing side by side and ripped them to pieces. The two turned towards the group of genin. Smirking, they charged, extending they're claw...thingys.
Sasuke prepared his kunai and shuriken, Sakura began a list of seals and dissapeared and Kiba fell to all fours, snarling with Akamaru. Hinata activated her Byakugan, slipping into a Gentle Fist stance, Shino began directing his bugs into a formation and Naruto...kept walking?
The closest swung his claw-ma-jig at Naruto and his friends' eyes widened.
And Naruto yawned. He raised his arms above his head to stretch and cought his would-be killer in an uppercut and some very painful paper cuts in his eyes from his Icha Icha book.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Lord have mercy.
Now the group found themselves walking through a forest close to Tazuna's home and the group was busy talking quietly. Now one from the group through a kunai and the group found a lilttle white rabbit. Now the group was ready when the saw its white pelt. Now the group ducked when a big ass sword flew in the air and stuck to a tree and a bad ass man landed on with a bad ass look. The man said, in his bad ass voice, who he was to the group.
"Hand over the bridge bulder, and I'll spare your life."
'Well, shit.'
So sorry! I had a b-day party today and it was a surprise! I'm (beep) years old.
Ha, like I'm telling.
Another poll before I continue.
Zabuza and Haku live.
Haku lives, Zabuza dies.
Both die.
No way will I accept Haku dieing and Zabuza live. grrrrr...
Now look down. You see a blue button.
Click it.
You know you wanna.