Sage: Yet another chapter of "How to Seduce a Ninja," Hope you enjoy it! It is the final chapter of this story so...yeah...

(Naruto Spoilers if you didn't read chapter 314)

How to Seduce a Guy

By Hamari Kisuya (Hana Temari Kin Tayuya)

"Just one question Konohamaru," Hanabi paused as she narrowed her eyes at him "Why would you need this book anyways?"

Konohamaru shrugged at her

"Why do you have the book in the first place Hana-chan?" He smirked. She flushed angrily at his respond and threw the book at him while glaring at him

"Don't call me Hana-chan, Sarutobi," she hissed before stomping away. Konohamaru snickered as he stared after her. Beside Naruto, she was one of the few that did not treated him like the third hokage's son which make her...interesting.

"You better give me that hanger back Konohamaru!" He smiles after he saw her disappear and waved good-bye even though she didn't see him waving. His smile grew bigger when he saw the red hot book in his hands.

Maybe he'll finally hook up his uncle with the woman with red eyes.

"Nooo!! Where did it go!" Hanabi's eyebrows lifted up when she saw her sister frantically looking around for something. She rolled her eyes before even asking what was going on

"Are you looking for that book?" Hinata turned quickly and nodded before searching for it again

"I got rid of it," she said nonchalently. Hinata stared at her and told her

"Why?" This made Hanabi's eyebrows lift up once more. It sounded Hinata was whining but this is a first...

"I take it you need it for tonight's date isn't it?" Hinata blushed at her sister's question. She shook her furiously with a hot blush on her face and waved her hands in defense

"I-I have t-to give it back," Hanabi shrugged

"Do not worry about it. I gave it to..." Suddenly Hanabi growls before leaving the Hyuuga compound and made Hinata wonder what was that about.

Hanabi rushed to where she bumped Konohamaru before but seeing he wasn't there she rushed to the Sarutobi compound. The grandson of the Third was going to pay...

'I'm being so stupid! I do not know why I gave him that book! I forgot that it's not even mine in the first place!!'

"Konohamaru!" she hissed his name with her byakugan actiaved as he turned around with a grin

"Hey Hana-chan!" she smacked his head and wrapped her hands around his neck

"Where the hell is that book?" Konohamaru manage to stick his tongue out.

"Why would you care?" Hanabi's glare grew stronger as she let go of his neck. She rolled her fist up and almost smacked it against his template but he ducked just before she swung her fist. He barely dodged it and Hanabi seized the moment as she released her fist into a palm at his body.

"Gentle fist!" Konohamaru flew back as he winced the pain. Her glare stood on the whole time.

"I'm telling you, where is that book!" Konohamaru jumped back to his feet before she did anything. His hands were up for defense as he waved them in front of her face.

"Whoa, don't do anything hasty Hana-chan," He got smacked in the face. Konohamaru winced as he placed his hand onto his left cheek where she slapped. Ok he might have deserved it for saying that nickname she hated.

"Why don't you go into my home and I'll-"

"I want the book," she said bluntly and full of venom.

"Hana-"

"The book," She went up to his face. "Now."

Konohamaru sweatdrops and murmurs something she didn't hear. Her fully activated Byakugan glare was scaring him and he wanted to get out of this situation. "W-well, a sand ninja came by and immediately asked for the book. I was going to give it to my uncle Asuma but she threatened me so I just-"

"Gave the book to her..." Hanabi finished it off, turning off her byakugan. Konohamaru nodded while placing his hands behind his head. "So...are you mad?"

"I'm not mad," she said calmly. Hanabi shuts her eyes and told him

"I would like my hanger back though," Konohamaru smirked at her. "But you lost in a duel, remember?"

Her eyes shot open at him as it pierces down to him. "Don't mention that Sarutobi. We made a deal and I want the hanger back,"

Konohamaru had a curt smile before turning it into a full blown smirk

"Ok Hana-chan!"

She then knocked him out for five hours.

"So we got the book back," said Kin looking carefully at the red hot book Temari is holding. Temari snorted. "So ungrateful little brat was carrying it. That pervert,"

Their faces turn grim.

"At least no one else saw it," said Hana grinning. The girls' eyes rolled. Only one little boy saw it so they shouldn't worry about it.

"Let's trash it before anyone else sees it," said Tayuya yawning. "This book is full of crap and I doubt this book would let any girl get the guy," The other girls stare it before shrugging.

The four girls walked away with the infamous red hot book title "How To Seduce a Guy,"

The End

Sage: I wanted to end this story, really. The thought of Kurenai seducing Asuma wasn't too pleasant (especially when I read the recent chapter of Naruto)

I do have a liking for Konohamaru and Hanabi. I don't know why but I do. Tis the end, so farewell to this all.