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Note: I'm very sorry that I updated this late. But I'm having huge trouble on school lately, and I'm not exaggerating right now! I might not pass this year. Pray for me that I will!

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PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

A few days later

Yami and Yugi were running out of idea's. They had tried to ask everyone to date Malik, but they all said no. What could be so horrible about Malik? Yugi and Yami just didn't understand.

Malik was a smart and nice person and he looked very sexy. So why didn't anyone want him? Was he too distant from others? Maybe that was the problem, Malik always pulled up a barrier when someone was getting too close to him.

Yugi bit his lip. #Yami,# he asked through their mind link, #do you have any ideas left?#

#No, we tried everyone,# was Yami's reply.

The two of them thought back about everyone they had asked. First there was Kaiba. But that was the biggest disaster yet.

FLASHBACK

"Do you want to make a move on Malik, Kaiba?"

Kaiba spat all his coffee out over Yugi. "WHAT?"

END FLASHBACK

Then there was Tristan…

FLASHBACK

"I like Serenity."

END FLASHBACK

They didn't want to ask Ryou, his position was way too close to the Tomb Robber. So instead they asked Duke, but…

FLASHBACK

"No way, I already like someone else!"

Yugi lifted an eyebrow. "You do?"

Yami took over, too curious to keep his mouth shut. "Who is it, Duke!"

Duke went bright red. "None of your business!" He grabbed a dice and threw it to Yami…

HIT! "Ow! That hurts." A bump was forming on Yami's head.

END FLASHBACK

Yami unconsciously rubbed the spot, while thinking back. As they were starting to run out of ideas, they asked the younger Kaiba.

FLASHBACK

"Yugi…"

"Yes, Mokuba…?" Yugi asked, is eyes filled with hope.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OLDER MALIK IS!" Mokuba yelled. It's hard to imagine Mokuba looking like his brother Seto, but at that point… he did.

END FLASHBACK

Desperate as Yugi and Yami were, they started asking the girls as well. Unfortunately, they all said…

FLASHBACK

"HELL NO! He's not even into girls!"

END FLASHBACK

Then the only one left was Rishid…

FLASHBACK

"Are you CRAZY! I consider Malik as my brother. You are really out of you're royal mind, pharaoh!"

END FLASHBACK

The two sighed. There was no one left but themselves. But like hell they wanted to get close to Malik. Because getting close to Malik, meant getting close to Marik, and getting close to Marik meant suicide.

As Yugi walked through the halls of school, he and Yami were so preoccupied in their conversation, that they didn't know where they were walking. And so they bumped into a certain blonde. And no, it was neither Malik, nor Marik.

"Hiya Yugi," Joey exclaimed.

"Oh hi Joey, where-" Yugi stopped in mid-sentence. 'Joey…' An evil smirk formed on the-once-so-innocent-Yugi's face. "Joey can you please do me a favour?" Yugi asked, using his most deadly puppy-eyes.

Unlike Tristan, Joey always fell for this trick. "No, argh… Not. Fair. Not. Those- ARGH, okay okay! Whatever you want, I'll do it."

"Yay! Joey, go make Malik fall in love with you!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Joey started shaking his head heavily. "Nonononono. I'm not going with him!"

"Joey," Yugi wailed. "You promised."

Joey only shook his head harder. "Hell no!"

"Pwease Joey, I'll do ANYTHING you want!" Yugi begged, giving Joey more of his evil puppy-eyes.

Joey stopped shaking his head. "Anything…?"

Yugi nodded his head. "Anything, Joey."

"Hmmm…" Joey thought for a moment. 'I could let Yugi bring all the money from the world to me. Nah, everyone wants that, too overused and way too lame. How about revenge? I could let Yugi kick my mom's ass for leaving me alone all those years. Or kick my father's ass for being an alcoholic. Or maybe…'

"Okay Yugi, I'll do it on one condition…" A smirk made itself known on Joey's face.

"What is it Joey?"

"Kick Moneybags to the Shadow Realm for a whole week for me!" Joey exclaimed.

Yugi's jaw dropped. "B-but I-"

"No, you promised you'd do ANYTHING for me, Yugi," Joey said, giving his friend a wink.

Yugi sighed. #Yami?#

Yami nodded mentally. #Okay Yugi. We're in.#

"Okay Joey, whatever you want."

Oh my, Joey! Sending your Master to the Shadow Realm? Bad Puppy! Seto will kill you once he's out again. And what will Marik and Malik think of this? STAY TUNED…

To Eneko: Very sorry! But I am having troubles with school. I'll be updating more once I've got vacation again, okay?

To Serious Li: Thanks for liking my story! Sorry that there is too little about Malik and Marik, but I just needed to make this plot. ;-p But next chapters will be all about a jealous Marik!

To AvengerRevengeVengeanceSisters: Wow, long name you have! Sorry about the late update, but here it is!

To Ryua Malfoy: Heheh! Yeah, I was having fun, writing about Yami and Yugi trying to get Malik some.

To Julia and Crystal: It was Joey! And the lemon… Just be a bit more patient… I have finished it, but it still needs to be inserted in the story.

To Hikari's-dark-side-08: Yeah, I know he should stay with Marik. I just like it when it's hard for the two to get together! (Mmm, MUFFINS!)

To Halo Sora: I know that only Marik is good enough for Marik. But I like it when it's hard for them to get together. I can't help myself. ;-p (I know, I'm a bitch!)

To Ranma Higurashi: Here's the new chap!

To Ding Day Partay: Heheheh, we've got a KaibaxJou-fan here! Hey, when are you gonna update Chapter2 from 'Taste Of Your Own Medicine' anyway? I'm waiting with anticipation.

To Dukeylover24: Here's more!

To Trinn: Heheh… You sure…? (mischievous grin) ;-p

To OBSESSED Uber Rei: PLEASE DON'T MAUL ME! Spare my precious life! I'll make a statue for you!

To Mariko: Heheh, I had fun writing the chap!

To All The Yami's And Seto's Only Love: Oh well, her friendship-speeches might be a bit annoying, but I've got nothing against Tea/Anzu. But I don't like her either.

To Yami Pandora: That's because he is THE BAKURA, King of Thieves! Bakura rocks, and is the all-knowing evil guy in this fic. He can do everything. (Almighty Ra has to watch his back, 'cuz he's got competition.)

To AnimeLoverAngel: Eh, it wasn't that soon, but I updated!

To Green Phantom Queen: Here's the update!

To BlackJackal: Chapter16 is up!