Sasuke blinked stupidly, as if he didn't really know what just happened. Was it just him, or were they actually back in the room they'de come from? When did that happen? He resisted the urge to slap a hand to his forehead, though despite the fact that he was still doubly out of it, his pride wouldn't allow him to admit he'd made a mistake. Could you even call it a mistake? He really didn't feel that much remorse about accidently blurting that outloud, though he was sure he'd be pissed about it later. It wasn't like he could take it back, anyway. He vaguely noticed when Naruto pulled out of his grasp, as he glanced around, noticing the place was full of people who were all staring at him now, including most of the rookie nine. His face was still flushed, which was easily noticeable against his pale skin. But it wasn't from embarrassment. Sasuke didn't get embarrassed easily. He leveled a glare at the blonde girl. "The point is you..Stink." He said, guesturing wilding between the two kunoichi's, not caring if he was acting unusually immature or not. That's what he was here for, right? To get drunk and make an ass out of himself like everyone else?
Naruto snickered at the comment, turning to look elsewhere when he noticed the look on Sakura's face. She looked.. at loss for words. Her precious Sasuke-kun had just insulted her. "Oh yeah, great job, Sasuke. Tell me I smell bad to cover up the fact that you're i gay.. /i " She crossed her arms in an irritated fashion, looking at Ino to back her up. The blonde girl had to have something to say.."But how do you know you're gay? Have you actually kissed another boy?" Ino's mouth fell open as a possible answer hit her. "Was it Naruto? Did you kiss Naruto?" She asked, it only made sense, with the dare, leaving to a bedroom, the comment Sasuke made. Naruto was going to get his head chopped of next time Sakura got a hold of him, or possibly even something else, if he was the reason for the Uchiha's sexuality. Naruto cleared his throat, hoping that Sasuke wasn't drunk enough to admit anything else. Who knew what words could fall from his mouth in his state?
Sasuke brows rose at the obvious provokation coming from the pink haired girl, who was obviously irritated and disbelieving. Why would he lie? "First of all, that unnaturally fruity scent of yours has nothing to do with my sexual preference." He told her levelly, crossing his arms over his chest staring blankly at her. His attention moved from Sakura to Ino, this time a looking of slight annoyance marred his delicate features. "What I do in my spare time is none of your business." He said in defense, directly avoiding the question altogether, his expression saying nothing.
"If you haven't kissed him, you would have just said no.." Ino commented again, hands on her hips in a knowing fashion. Sasuke was avoiding clear answers, Ino just knew she was on the verge of getting a confession. "Why don't you just say it, Sasuke? Its already pretty obvious. You have i no /i attraction to women what-so-ever.. And now that I think about it, Naruto hasn't for some time either." Naruto pouted, why did she keep bringing him into this? The girls were discussing i Sasuke's /i sexuality, what did he have to do with it? Well.. actually, he had a lot to do with it, but they didn't know that nor did they need to. He would be glad when tommorow came, and they could just blame this all on the fact that they had been drunk off their asses.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes, apparently baited by the challenge in the girls voice. "Are you so sure? Perhaps it's your childish jealously that's effecting your observation skills." He retorted, turning completely to face the girl, as if he were going to charge her any second. It didn't seem obvious to him that he was digging himself a deeper hole, which obviously meant something was wrong with him, to miss something so apparent.
Ino snorted at the pale teen. "Jealousy? Who do I have to be jealous of? Surely you don't mean Naruto." The fox-holder glared at the girl, she was honestly out to piss somebody off, wasn't she? "Do you have to keep bringing me into this? It sounds to me like your wanting a confession from him. If I didn't know any better, I would think you actually wanted to watch us do it.. since you won't let us leave.." Naruto quickly clapped his hand over his mouth, realizing just how much he could have given away. Not that Sasuke hadn't done that enough already, if they didn't both just shut up, all they would be succesful in was confirming the girls suspicions.
Sasuke sent Naruto a look that said 'what the hell are you talking about?' It didn't last long though, before he turned back to the blonde, with a scowl. Though, he couldn't blame him for being annoyed, what Ino said was pretty mean. Well, he was mean to the idiot all the time, but that was a different situation altogether. "I could have sworn this conversation was between you and I." He said coldly, placing his hands into his pockets. "So let's try not to aim our bitchyness at other people." He said impassively. Sakura fidgetted slightly , looking torn between anger and amusement, not really sure what to believe. Maybe Sasuke was drunker then she thought? And Naruto..he always said stupid stuff that didn't really mean anything..
Naruto looked around, noting that the couch near him looked mighty comfortable right now. Decieding just to stay out of it, since all he was doing was making things worse, he flopped down on the couch, crossing his arms over his chest with a pout. This was one of the reasons he gave up on girls, they couldn't ever let anything go.. If Ino would have just let everything be, they wouldn't have surrendered so much that could be used against them. "Yaknow what? Its getting late, maybe we should get going soon.. Sakura, all these drunk people in your house making such messes, and you have to clean it up, too.." He commented, hoping to end the feud between Sasuke and Ino.
Sakura glanced around, as if just remembering she'd been having a party before whatever happened..Happened. Shikamaru, who had sauntered over and sat on the couch next to the blonde muttered something about there being too much drama and how troublesome it was. Sasuke obviously hadn't heard what Naruto said though, since he didn't move to acknowledge it. A couple of other people seemed to have heard it though, as they slowly made their way out of the house. "Hmm, what would everyone think if you really we-" Ino had been saying. Sasuke knew what she was going to say, which made him snap. "I don't give a shit what anyone thinks!" He yelled, which caused everyone to go silent at the outburst, having never seen such emotion from the raven haired teen. "I don't give a fuck what any of you think." He said icily, his eyes having bled red as he looked around at the frozen faces of his peers, clenching his fists painfully at his sides while daring someone to say something to tempt him.
Naruto sighed, what was it with girls and keeping things going until they pissed somebody off? The blonde girl's mouth opened again, most likely just to test Sasuke's patience and see if she could make him scream again. "Ino, just drop it.." The fox-nin demanded, pleased when her mouth snapped shut obediantly. Sighing again, Naruto stood, gently gripped the pale Uchiha by his shoulders from behind. It really was getting late, and he didn't want to stay in the tension-filled house any more than neccesary. "How 'bout we get you home?" The blonde gave Sasuke a slight push towards the door. With any luck, they could get out of the door without trouble, and get home.. and do other things they'd both regret in the morning while they limped their way to training.
Sasuke turned back, which caused Naruto's hands to fall from his shoulders. He was an Uchiha. He did not just walk away from things like that. "No.I'm not done yet." He growled stubbornly, sending a glare at anything that moved. This was what the stupid girl had been trying to get, right? A reaction? So why did everyone look so surprised? He felt his fists clench and unclench absently at his sides, almost as if they were itching to do something. Anything to show the anger he was feeling swarming around his body at that moment. His gaze scimmed over Sakura's face, then to Ino's and even a couple of other random people. "Well? Haven't you got anything else to say?" He asked expectantly, his tone low and dry.
Naruto dropped his hands by his side, rolling his eyes at the people. Normally, it would have been funny to watch the teens bicker, but over such a delicate topic, it wasn't very amusing. "So Sasuke, are you gay or not? You've got us all worked up now, we've just gotta know if the villages only hope of restoring the Uchiha clan is in love with the village's idiot." Ino continued, if Sasuke wanted to continue things, then she'd sure as hell continue them, nothing better than pissing off an already pissed Uchiha, right? This night was turning out to be different than expected..
Sasuke bristled visibily, his sharingan spinning wildly as he glared hard at the girl, the look on her face just begging to be swiped off. One would think that an educated shinobi as herself would know when to stop, not to mention everyone knew Sasuke was slightly unstable at times, due to what happened in the past. He didn't like being taunted and provoked, that was a given. Any other time he wouldn't have given it a second though, though his emotions were easily brought out due to the alchohol circulating in his bloodstream. His mind practically went blank with fury as his body absently moved by itself, toward the smirking girl. What did she know about his clan? What gave her the right to even ask about his business? How dare she call the idiot an idiot like that! He was ten times a better ninja then she would ever be.
The blonde stepped forward, between the two teens. He knew Sasuke had his place to be angry, he would have been to had Ino been saying things like that to him, but maybe it wasn't such a good idea to let the Uchiha actually i do /i something about it. He wasn't exactly thrilled about being called an idiot either, though. The younger teen pressed his hand into the center of the pale boy's chest, keeping him from moving forward anymore. "Ino, it would be nice if you would shut up and stop provoking people.." Naruto was almost shocked at himself for making an attempt at i stopping /i a fight. "Ready to go home i now /i , Sasuke?" He asked, turning towards the older teen.
Sasuke sent Ino one last filthy glare before he glanced at Naruto, his expression not changing in the least. "No. You're just gonna let some bitch talk about you that way?" He snapped, his voice unusually loud and his words running into one another. He sent a glare back over his shoulder. "I think someone needs to put her in her place." He said in an uneven tone, ignoring the obvious shock written on some of his peers faces, probably wondering if he'd actually strike out at the girl had Naruto not been between them. Sasuke didn't care, they were ninja's and the sex didn't matter in their field of work. If a girl can talk like that and instigate it, then she should be treated with the same. He didn't take kindly to sitting back and watching someone precious to him get stomped on.
Naruto sighed, every body talked about him that way, what else was new? And Sasuke called him names all the time too, though it was a little different coming from him.. it was more affectionate than insulting, if that made any sense. But anyway, what did he care what people said about him? He'd been made fun of and called names all his life, things quit affecting him a long time ago. "And that someone is i not /i you.. Listen, we can deal with this some other time, but in the meantime, we're i going /i home. Whether you like it or not.." He demanded, his voice stern and meant to be taken seriously. The tan-teen grabbed the Uchiha by his wrist, intent on i dragging /i him out of the house if that's what it came down to. He gave a look to Ino, the kind that parents gave their kids when they did something 'shameful'. He made to move towards the door, giving the pale teen a little tug. The blonde dared him, i dared him /i to try to keep things going with the girl..
"N-naruto! What the hell, let go!" Sasuke argued, stumbling over his feet slightly when Naruto suddenly tugged him off balance. What the hell was he saying it wasn't him. Of course it was! If he didn't do anything about it, then no one would! For a moment he attempted to tug his wrist free, knowing full well that he wouldn't successful. When it came to brute strength, he had to begrudgingly admit that Naruto was the victor. But that just didn't get through his stubborn head. "God damnit." He scowled, his teeth clenched almost painfully as he looked over his shoulder at Ino, who's expression changed to one of almost uneasiness. He sent her a glare that said 'you just wait -right- there.' .
The younger teen gave Sasuke's wrist a firm squeeze, pulling him further towards the door. It was almost cute the way the older teen was struggling, Naruto would have to use that to his advantage later. "Come i on /i , Sasuke.." He tugged a little harder, finally reaching the door to the girls apartment. The blonde quickly opened it, pushing the Uchiha outside before he had another second to protest. At least now that they were away from what was causing problems, it might be a little easier to get him home. He made a mental note i never /i to ever let Sasuke play truth or dare under those circumstances, they'd given up more information than neccesary.. And knowing everyone in that room, the whole entire village, if not world, would know the secret they worked so hard to keep by next week..
"Okay, you can let me go now, dobe." Sasuke slurred slightly, sending a glare at the blonde for pushing him out of the apartment before he could finish what he had to say to the girl. He was doubly frustrated at the moment, with the stupid girl in the apartment and with the blonde moron who'd decided to drag him out of the room. He did his best to keep the pout off his face as he yanked his arm out of the blondes grasp and shoved his hands into his pockets, walking in the direction he was..Pretty sure was at least one of their houses were located.
Naruto shook his head, Sasuke was more trouble than he was worth sometimes.. He ignored that fact though, the Uchiha was the only person he could think of that actually loved him for who and what he was, that didn't care about the Kyuubi. And for that reason, he would put up with the pale teen's stubborn attitude. The blonde fell in step next to the older teen, glancing over at him out of the corner of his eye as they headed towards his own house. Absently, he wondered if Sasuke even knew where he was walking to. Naruto sighed loudly, oh yeah, his plans for tonight were probably ruined. It was a bit obvious that with the Uchiha's current mood, he probably wouldn't be i in /i the mood once they got to his house.. Unless he was due for another mood swing within the next three minutes.
Sasuke eyebrow twitched slightly as he attempted to ignore the idiot who, who he could see was blatantly sending stares at him every few seconds. "Would you stop looking at me like that?!" He finally exclaimed, glancing at his companion, who was looking at him innocently. He opened his mouth to say something, closed it, tried again then rolled his eyes, making an strangled frustrated sound in the back of his throat before he turned his attention back to wherever it was he was walking to at the moment.
"I'm not looking at you like anything.. I'm just thinking." Naruto explained, brows furrowed slightly. His gaze moved from Sasuke down to the street he was walking on, idly kicking a small rock he'd spotted. He was about to say something else to the pale teen, which probably only would have proved to put the other in a worse mood, when he noticed they'd almost passed his house. The blonde stopped. "Are you staying at my house tonight? Or do you wanna go home?" He asked, hand on his doorknob as he waited for an answer.
Sasuke turned and stared at the blonde for a moment, looking over his shoulder at the familiar building that he'd somehow missed as they were walking by. He supposed his intentions probably had been to go to Naruto's house, consideirng the Uchiha compound was in the complete opposite direction. Naruto knew that, yet he still seemed to have the urge to ask if he was going back to his house. "No, moron, I was gonna sleep at the training grounds tonight." He said sarcastically, slowly making his way back toward the blonde, who had stopped at his door while the raven haired teen had continued walking.
Naruto snorted softly at the sarcastic comment, pushing open his door before fumbling clumisly for a light switch. When he couldn't quite find it, whether it was because he was drunk or tired or both, he gave up. They could see just fine in the dark anyway.. He closed his door behind them, peeling of his shirt as he made his way into his small bedroom. The blonde wasn't sure if Sasuke would be accompanying him in the bed, or if he would take the couch, but he hoped that if he didn't get to touch the Uchiha, that at least he'd be able to watch him sleep. With a much appreciated sigh, the tan-ninja flopped onto his bed.
Sasuke took his time, shutting and locking the door behind him-god knows Naruto never did it, before toeing off his sandals next to the entrance to the apartment. He glanced around the darked room, noticing that Naruto was no where to be seen. He frowned, wondering where the moron could have gone without him noticing. The guy was bright and loud as hell, you couldn't miss him now matter how drunk you were. Sasuke was pretty sure even a blind person could see Naruto. He made his way across the room, cursing when he nearly tripped and stumbled over something that was laying in the middle of the floor. After a few moments of hearing footsteps, silent curses and things getting knocked over, Sasuke found the blonde room and walked in without knocking or anything. He never did anyway.
Naruto chuckled quietly as his lover more or less i fell /i into his room, and the blonde kicked off his sandals before crawling under his blanket. His hands moved behind his head, propping himself up slightly so he could better watch the pale teen. The younger teen couldn't name a single thing he liked more than cuddling up close with one Uchiha Sasuke, not even ramen topped that.. And that was saying a lot. He let his head fall back on his pillow, opening his arms in invitation to Sasuke. There was just enough light coming through the window that even in their current states, the older teen would be able to see his way over.
One would think Naruto's gesture and Sasuke's reaction would be cute, however the begrudging and disconcerting look on Sasuke's face never left as he made his way to Naruto's side of the bed, the matress dipping under his weight as he climbed over and settled with straddling the blondes hips comfortably. He crossed his arms over his chest and continued to stare down at the whiskered teen impassively, reguarding him cooly with foggy onyx eyes. He was still mad about what happened, and he had decided to make that known, for once.
The blonde flinched slightly under Sasuke's gaze, which was strange considering he'd been dealt the brunt of the Uchiha's glare many a time, he should be used to it. But anybody would be uncomfortable under such a glare.. Naruto knew he, somewhat, deserved the older teen's anger, he'd have been mad too had their positions been switched. But it was probably a good idea to have made Sasuke leave, another second and he probably would have started a fight with the girl. Which would have gotten him into an assload of trouble.. A pleading pout came to his lips, and his hands moved to rest on the pale teen's thighs.
Sasuke barely suppressed a snort at the vague attempt to change his attitude. His gaze flickered to the hands on his thights for a brief moment before glancing back up into the blondes clear blue eyes, noting how familiar the touch was. "Hn. You may have thought you were doing me a favor, but you're wrong." He finally said, his tone a mixture of cold bitterness and barely supressed pouting. He had to wonder, would Ino rather deal with an out of it drunk Uchiha, or a pissed off coherent one.
The blonde shrugged, allowing his fingers to squeeze the other's thighs softly. "Maybe so, but you have to ask, if I hadn't, how much shit would be in?" He asked, his blue eyes meeting Sasuke's charcoal ones. Idly, the younger teen's thumbs massages soft circles on the clothed pale legs, wishing to have access to every naked inch of the delicous skin. Wasn't it amazing at how, even with Sasuke's anger, the only thing that could occupy his mind was sex? Maybe he really was just as bad as Kakashi-sensei..
Sasuke leaned forward a bit so he could rest his weight on his hands on either side of Naruto's body, but leaving plenty of space between them. He was sending Naruto and annoyed look, as if he were trying to comprehend the blondes excuse. Sure, if he had done something, there would have been consequences, however they wouldn't have been terrible. After all, he wouldn't have killed the girl or anything that drastic. He wanted to put his point across, and he couldn't be penalized for being provoked by an imbecile such as herself. "I don't care." He drawled, brow quirking. "And if you think that little number you're doing on my thigh is gonna distract me, deadlast, then you're mistaken." He added flatly, pointing at the blondes wandering hand, if he was amused he hid it well. Honestly, the dobe had been hanging around with that pervert hermit for too long, he thought to himself.
The younger teen smirked pervertedly, using the new closer proximity to his advantage. His hands moved to the insides of his thighs, and higher up, teasing and seeking out places he knew aroused the Uchiha. "Distract you? That's hardly what I was trying to do.." The blonde whispered suggestivly, quirking his brow mimickingly at the pale teen. He'd only been speaking the truth, his hands were wandering for reasons far from distraction. And Sasuke, having been around him so much, should know that perfectly well.
"Hn..You know what I mean." Sasuke said accusingly, narrowing his eyes at the grinning idiot because he knew things seemed to be going as Naruto planned. He could spot that knowing grin from miles away. "Don't think I'll be letting you drag me away from any more of my own fights though, unlike you, I can take care of myself." He continued, following it up with a well placed scowl.
"Whatever you say, Sasuke.." One of the younger teen's hands moved up into dark hair, fisting itself into the soft locks. Holding the pale teen in place, Naruto let his lips move up to meet his in a chaste kiss. Just a little longer and he'd have the Uchiha practially melting to his wishes.. Slowly, he let his fingers trace ever so closely to Sasuke's length, knowing full well exactly what he was doing. After all, no matter what he said, the blonde was well aware that Sasuke i knew /i he wanted what Naruto was starting.
Sasuke had been about to made an annoyed remark, it being obvious that Naruto was just agreeing with him to get him buttered up or something. The blonde was much more manipulative then he seemed. It was like Naruto was listening without even really listening. First, he'd tried to back out of the kiss just to be indigant, only to feel Naruto's grip on his hair tighten, sending a slight shiver down his spine. He could feel Naruto's hand moving closer and closer to his groin, causing him to fidget slightly.
The blonde smirked his victory against the pale lips, slightly dissappointed Sasuke hadn't put up more of a fight. He pressed his palm flush against the Uchiha's length, taking pleasure in the small shudder that coursed through the pale body. His warm tounge traced the older teen's lower lip, begging to be let in to trace over teeth and tounge. Naruto nipped playfully at Sasuke's lips, his other hand moving from the other's dark hair to his pale cheek. His thumb ran over the strong jawline, coaxing his mouth open so he'd finally be able to taste what he'd been waiting for all night.
Sasuke gazed stubbornly into Naruto's eyes, not moving-despite the lack of a deathgrip in his hair- to break their contact, but absolutely refusing to allow the blonde any more then just a mere touch of lips, no matter how the fingers ghosting over his skin attempted to coax him. With his left hand still pitched forward to hold up his weight, he used his right hand to grip the blondes tan wrist, forcing his hand away from his body with a silent and barely audible grunt.
Breaking the kiss, the younger teen pouted, both of his hands falling down by his side. He furrowed his brows, slight irritation obvious on his features. Was this some type of punishment for preventing the earlier fight? That would about be something Sasuke would do, deprive himself just in order to be stubborn and make Naruto angry. Honestly, he didn't understand the way Sasuke's personality worked, he was a very confusing person.. But if the Uchiha didn't want to do anything, he wasn't going to force him into it.. Though he was still upset about the fact that, had it not been for that stupid run in with Ino, they could be naked and panting right about now..
"Hn." Was Sasuke's only reply as he gave the blonde a blank look before he moved to get up, which looked more like him practically falling off the bed, but just happening to land on his feet. He ruffled his hair for a moment, staring into the corner of the room for a moment with his back to his lover, the hidden look on his face a confused one which obviously meant he'd forgotten what he got up for. After a few moments though, he was walking across the room toward the bathroom, mumbling something about bad smells while tugging at the bottom of his black shirt.
Naruto lay still, staring up at his ceiling blankly. Only when he heard Sasuke stumbling across the room to the bathroom did it register to him that the pale teen had crawled off. He found he was slightly annoyed to know that the Uchiha was in his house, but not occupying his body. The blonde sat up slowly, blinking into the darkness before he slid out of his bed, following the pale teen into his bathroom. He leaned against the frame of the door, hoping Sasuke would notice him so he wouldn't have to announce his presence.
Sasuke glanced up from where he'd been fiddling unsuccessfully with the button of his pants, feeling another presence as he stood in the middle of the bathroom in only his shorts, the shower's scolding water already running and waiting to envelop his body. He blinked at the blonde through his bangs for a moment, his vision blurred slightly as he focused on his rival. He was sure he looked pretty helpless. "What are you staring at, dobe?" He heard himself say.
Without a word, Naruto pushed off of the doorframe, making his way behind Sasuke. His arms snaked around the pale teen's waist, fingers making to undo the button on the Uchiha's shorts, which he'd seemingly been fighting with only seconds before. Though he had the button undone, he didn't pull away. Instead, the blonde rested his chin on the pale shoulder, his fingers running softly over the toned skin of Sasuke's belly. "Mind if I join you?" He asked, eyeing the water.
Sasuke had been about to say something when he saw the blonde move towards him, but the words had died in his mouth when he felt arms around him, fingers working purposefully on the button of his pants. He resisted the urge to lean back into the warm chest behind him as he kicked off his shorts, stepping away from Naruto and his inviting embrace. "It's your shower." He said over his shoulder as he stepped under the shower head, the hot water pelting down on him, his hair flattening out and framing his face as the water hit it.
Naruto shrugged, unbuttoning his own pants before pushing them down past his tan hips, along with the boxers underneath. "Yeah, but still.." The blonde stepped into the tub, his body leaning into the Uchiha's back as he buried his face into the pale neck. His blue eyes fell shut as the water ran over both of their bodies, his hair falling in his eyes as the warm liquid weighed it down. He sighed in a content fashion, his tan fingers gripping the older teen's pale forearms.
If Sasuke heard him, he didn't show it, focusing his attention on warm water cascading over his skin. He moved a hand up to swipe his waterlogged bangs out of his face, his arm absently slipping from Naruto's fingers from the movement. His expression was rather blank save for the slight look of relief and relaxation that lingered for a moment as he blinked water out of his eyes.
The blonde wasn't sure if Sasuke's arm fell from his grip on purpouse, or if had been nothing more than an accident. Either way, the fact that his hand had fallen bothered him a little bit. Was Sasuke mad at i him /i for dragging him away, or just simply mad about being dragged away? And not at all mad at Naruto.. But just to check, the younger teen turned Sasuke around, his gaze searching through the dark eyes.