me: I'm back!
Ed: -sarcasim- I didn't notice...
me: Shut up, Ed.
Ed: -scowl-
me: My birthday party is coming up!
Al: What day?
me: Today! Also,
Rioko Kimura: I know, but I think this is good so far... ('-')
Kirina: Cool!
Kevin: Party!
Al: Okay.
Ed: Is Roy invited?
me: Dunno.
Ed: How do you not know!
Al: Animefan127 owns this idea, new characters, but not FMA.
me: I am going to be a state alchemist.
Ed: How do you figure that!
me: Roy said he would give me my certificate for my birthday.
Ed: WHAT! You can't be a state alchemist! Your so small!
me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE MIRROR LATELY!
Ed: AT LEAST I'M TALLER THAN YOU!
Al: Onto chapter 3.
me: BEANSPROUT MIDGET!
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Chapter 3 Aquatica and Lassie
"Where did she go!" Ed yelled impatiently walking further into the forest.
Suddenly, a tree collapsed in front of him making him jump.
"Close call..." Ed said sheepishly walking around the tree.
Kirina was in the middle of a clearing with a whip wrapped around her. A girl with black hair was holding the whip and activated a transmutation circle on the handle.
A ball of water quickly formed around Kirina and another girl clapped her hands together. She put them on the ground and spikes shot through the water ball.
"Kirina!" Ed yelled running into the clearing, getting the attention of the girls.
"Another toy to play with?" The girl with the yellow stripes asked and the one with the red stripes nodded her head.
"Wonderful! Dance!" The girl with the yellow stripes demanded, clapping her hands and slamming them into the ground.
Spikes shot through the ground, straight for Ed.
Crap! Ed thought as he barely dodged the spikes.
(((Space)))
Ed! Kirina thought as she desperately tried to get air. She clapped her hands and put them against the water ball, destroying it. The water flew in every direction as Kirina fell on the ground.
Kirina coughed a few times and sat up. She looked at herself and cursed.
"Great. I'm soaked!" Kirina wailed as Ed walked over to her.
"You alright?" Ed asked and Kirina nodded.
"Where do you think your going?"
They turned around and saw both girls standing back to back on a tree limb.
Better make this fast! Kirina thought as she clapped her hands. The tree fell and the girls with it.
"Ow!" Kirina cried as she clapsed her side.
I'm bleeding...? She thought as Ed ran over to her.
"Think you can make it out of the forest?" Ed asked pointing towards the exit.
"I-I guess s-so." She stuttered transmuting bandages and wrapping them around her side.
(((Space)))
"What!" Al yelled as Kevin nodded his head.
"That's what it said on the poster." Kevin replied getting up.
Al stood up and Kevin saw someone come out of the forest.
"Kirina? What happened!" Kevin asked as Ed supported her.
"More bounty hunters." Kirina replied as she sat on a log.
"Yeah. Did you see them before? One girl had yellow stripes on her face and the other one had red stripes." Ed described as Kevin sighed.
"Yup. Allies of mine. Aquatica and Lassie." Kevin said snapping his fingers.
A fire started in the middle of them and Kevin got up.
"I'm going to fish. Anyone wanna come?"
"I will." Kirina said trying to get up.
"You stay here. Al, you wanna come?"
"Uh... yeah, okay." Al replied getting up and following Kevin towards the other side of the meadow.
Meanwhile...
"Please forgive us." Aquatica begged, going onto her knees.
"I'll give you one more chance. Bring her back, and you will be rewarded." A women with black hair and a black dress replied.
"We are not worthy of your forgiveness." Aquatica and Lassie replied as they got up and left.
"Mortals are so easily persuaded, right Gluttony?"
"Yes, Lust. Can I eat her?"
"No Gluttony. We need her to get the Fullmetal runt to create the philosopher's stone."
Gluttony's stomach growled and a person with palm-tree like hair walked in.
"So, what's going on?"
"Well Envy, they failed." Lust replied as Envy sighed.
"Can I have her after the pipsqueak makes the stone?" Envy asked and Lust nodded.
"Envy, it seems the message didn't get across. Can you deliver it in person?" Lust asked and Envy smirked.
"Whatever you say." Envyreplied as he vanished.
Back with Kirina...
"Sit down!"
"I'm fine!"
"You don't look it!"
"Come on!" Kirina yelled as Ed put her back on the log.
"I swear I'm fine!" Kirina yelled trying to stand up.
"You just got here!" Ed snapped back pushing her down.
"Let me go, midget!"
"I'M NOT A DAMN MIDGET!
"You look it!"
"I'M NOT SMALL!" Ed yelled and Kirina pushed him onto the ground.
"Geez! Can't let me stand up!" Kirina yelled transmuting a yard stick.
Kirina quickly brought the stick over Ed's head in a split second.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Ed yelled as Kirina whacked him again.
"I'M FINE!" Kirina yelled as she threw the stick into the forest.
"Just relax! Your gonna start bleeding again!" Ed yelled as Kirina began walking off.
"Fine. Are you that worried?" Kirina asked as Ed got up.
"Uh... well... I don't..." Ed began as he blushed five shades of red.
Oh, Ed. It's so fun teasing you. Kirina giggled to herself as she clapped her hands. She put her hands on her side and it glowed a blue hue.
"Happy? Good." Kirina finished as she took the bandages off.
The blood was gone and there was a scar in place of the gash. Ed stared at Kirina and she sighed.
"I got better at alchemy. Big deal."
"How did you do that!" Ed yelled pointing at Kirina.
"Alchemy." Kirina replied as she headed towards the stream with Ed following behind her.
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me: TINY INSIGNIFICANT WORM!
Ed: BABY SHRIMP!
me: MINI MIDGET!
Ed: BABY DWARF!
me: S.O.T.M!
Ed: What!
me: -laugh- You know what that means! SHRIMP OF THE MILITARY!
Ed: YOUR GOING DOWN! -trys to punch animefan127-
Al: Don't tell me you were insulting each other through the story...
me: Guess I'll see you later loyal readers! -dodges Ed and punches him in the face-
Ed: Lucky shot!
Roy: Goodbye. -snap-
Ed: AAAGGGHHHH!
me: Nice one Roy.
Roy: Thank you.
me: PARTY! -confetti balloons pop and Hughes brings out cake-
Hawkeye: -makes loud bang with gun-
me: Yay!