Chapter 7: Drunk
InuYasha started to go inside and glanced at Koga who was cleaning the dishes. Sesshomaru came out of the kitchen and looked at Tetsusaiga that was at InuYasha's side.
"Mother, InuYasha found the Tetsusaiga", Sesshomaru said coldly.
Naomi gave a frustrated sigh. "We need to take it from him someway or another."
"We could see Kaede again. She'll know what to do", Koga suggested.
Sesshomaru agreed and the three of them set off towards Kaede's place. They reached the dark alley and stopped before Kaede's small house.
Koga groaned at the sign on the front door that said "gone on vacation". "Why does an old hag like her need a vacation anyway?" Koga said.
"This is not good", Naomi replied.
"What if we got him drunk?" Sesshomaru said.
"Yeah. I should have some beer in the cupboards", Naomi answered.
Koga raised a brow at her. "Since when did you start drinking, Mother?"
"Uh...nevermind that. I could mix it in his drink for his breakfast", Naomi replied hastily.
With that, the three of them returned to the house and Naomi took out a bottle of beer from the cupboard and mixed a large quantity of it in with the milk.
"Won't he recognize the scent and the color?" Sesshomaru asked, looking down at the cup.
Koga shook his head and Naomi shrugged. Sesshomaru carried the milk in a tray to InuYasha's room and knocked on the door.
"Come in", InuYasha replied sleepily.
Sesshomaru opened the door with his mother and brother following right behind him. Sesshomaru handed the milk to InuYasha.
"Your milk", Sesshomaru said blankly.
InuYasha sat up, rubbing his eyes and took the glass from Sesshomaru's hands when he caught an unfamiliar scent mixed in the milk.
"What's that smell? You better not be poisoning me", InuYasha said dangerously.
"Not at all. Why would we want to poison our dear brother?" Koga replied in a sweet voice.
InuYasha frowned. "I don't like your voice. It's scary. There must be something mixed in here."
InuYasha took the cup outside and poured a bit of milk into the saucer and put it on the ground, confusing his stepmother and stepbrothers. Within a few minutes, a cat came along and started sipping the milk. After finishing it, it gave a sort of weird purr and staggered away, losing its footing in a couple of steps and then tripping. It got up and slowly made went away, staggering a bit.
"Since the cat didn't die, I guess It's fine", InuYasha replied, not noticing the weird way the cat walked away. (A/N: yes, people. InuYasha can be that stupid in this fic).
Sesshomaru smirked as InuYasha gulped down the milk and handed the cup over to Sesshomaru, hiccuping.
"Man, that was good hic dude", InuYasha said with a drunk voice.
Naomi smiled triumphantly and started for InuYasha's sword that was still in his kimono. When she put her hand on it, InuYasha slapped her arm away.
"Hey, hic woman. This is my hic sworhic ord", InuYasha said and swayed on his feet. He started giggling maniacly.
"Hey man", InuYasha looked at Sesshomaru. "You look hic cool. Why don't you hic crash in my hic pad later. Hic we could hic share some hic vibes."
"Huh?" Sesshomaru said. He had no clue what InuYasha had just said.
"The rest hic of you, get hic the hell out of hic here", InuYasha said. When they didn't do what he said, InuYasha unsheathed his sword. "I said hic get out!" He raised Tetsusaiga and yelled, "Bak-ryoo-ha" while bringing his sword down. Since he was drunk, the word didn't come out right and neither did the bakuryuha.
A flimsy backlash wave was aimed at Naomi and Koga who stepped out of the way quickly. This got on InuYasha's nerves. He started chasing the both of them down the lawn.
"Ses-shoooo-maruuuuu! Do something!" Naomi screamed as InuYasha started advancing on her.
Sesshomaru came to his mother's aid and stopped InuYasha in time by using his poison whip to pull back the Tetsusaiga. InuYasha turned around and frowned at Sesshomaru.
"What hic the hell hic do you think hic you're doing? You don't wanna hic crash in my freaking hic pad?" InuYasha yelled and fainted.
"Phew", Koga said as he came out from behind a tree.
Sesshomaru started for InuYasha and pulled out the Tetsusaiga by using his feet because he couldn't touch the sword with his hands. He took out his Tokijin.
"Might as well kill him right now", he said.
He brought his sword down on InuYasha, but at that same moment, InuYasha rolled over to his right so that Sesshomaru's sword plunged into the ground instead. When Sesshomaru removed his sword, InuYasha rolled back on his front again. Sesshomaru aimed for InuYasha again, but this time InuYasha rolled to his left and Sesshomaru's sword was plunged into the ground once more. Sesshomaru started to get mad and growled. This time he aimed carefully and when he was sure he was going to hit, his sword was stopped by InuYasha's hand that was wrapped around the blade of the sword. InuYasha opened his eyes.
"Won't you even hic let me sleep dude?" InuYasha replied.
Sesshomaru was surprised. InuYasha picked up his Tetsusaiga and stood up, staggering back at his first step and nearing a pond. Sesshomaru went at him with his sword and InuYasha blocked him with his Tetsusaiga.
"You really hic must hate me", InuYasha said and staggered a bit more back and fell into the pond. InuYasha stuck his head out of the water and returned to his senses at last. He glared at Sesshomaru.
A/N: I hope you liked this chapter even if it was a bit short. Please Review!