hey, chpt 4, enjoy!

Will and Kirjava were walking down a long winding path sided by steep hedges that blocked out the view on either side. They had been travelling for only a few minutes, but with many scratches and wounds from a previous encounter, it was hard going...

Will: The only reason I'm injured is because your a cranky bast-

"HEY! Watch your language, I'm not wasting time in putting this in a different classification because you have a dirty mouth."

Will: (mumbles)

"You want another encounter with Stanley?"

Will: o.o I'll be good...

"Damn straight."

Kirjava: What's on the other side of these hedges anyway?

"AGH! Talking ca- oh... its only you... again..."

All: o.O

"Anyway, you don't want to know..."

Kirjava: Yes, yes i do..."

"Nooooo, you dooooon't"

Will: o.O you do know you don't have jedi mind powers...

"...¬-¬ shut up..."

Kirjava: Well? What's over there?

Suddenly they passed a place in the hedge were there was a gap in the foliage...

"Happy?"

Kirjava: Yes thank you.

Upon looking through the hedge, a mysterious man jumped through... fly kicking Will in the crotch as well...

Man: Hi-Ya!!!!

Will: Oh for the love of-!!!!! T-T The pain... it... hurts...

"HAHAHAHAHA XD"

Kirjava: was that really necessary?

"... yes "

After a prolonged period of crying like a sissy girl, Wi-

Will: I was not (sniffle) crying!

"...sure you weren't... anyway..."

Will recovered from his surprise attack and straightened him-self...

Will: Hey aren't you the guy who talk me to Polka?

Man: No, that was my brother, we just look very similar.

Will: So you're twins?

Man: Oh dear heavens no! We share different mothers...

All: o.O

Kirjava: but then how... when... why... oh whatever... do you know where we can find a girl named Lyra?

Man: ... No, why would I, do you think this is just some sort of story where every person you meet can point you in the right direction?

All: o.O... Yes...

Man: Oh, really? Sorry, my mistake, she's that way... (points of-screen)

Will: WE DON'T HAVE ON "OFF-SCREEN"!!!! WE'RE A STORY!!!!

"..."

A raccoon then flew through the hedge... landing in Will's jeans... and began mauling him... a lot...

Will: AH! WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY?

Man: Stanley! Is that you? I havn't seen you in years!

Kirjava: o.O

Man: What? I met him when my brother was teaching me to Polka...

"Hahahaha!!! XD You know how to polka as well?!?!? XD"

Man: Yes, what of it?

"hah- nothing... o.o"

Kirjava: You know we never did find out what's on the other side of these hedges...

"So?"

Kirjava: ... You don't know do you?

"... No..."

Kirjava: o.O but... your the author...

"So?"

Kirjava: This is your world, what's over that hedge can be anything you want...

"Do I look like I care what's over the hedge?"

Kirjava: ... I can't see you...

"Well i don't, so deal with it..."

Kirjava: ... fine, whatever...

Man: ... Is he going to be okay?

Says the man as he points at Will lying crumpled on the ground as the raccoon crawls from his jeans...

"Meh... he'll be fine..."

Man: ... I think he's dead o.o...

"No he isn't."

Suddenly a bucket of water emptied it-self over Will.

Will: chicken schnitzel!!!!!!

All: o.O

Will:... What?

"Never mind..."

And so once again, another chapter gone, and our heroes have accomplished... well nothing, but they have gained a new companion and friend, as they trave-

Man: Friend? What? I don't like any of you! ... Except you Stanley...

All: o.O

"Well whatever, you're going with them... Stanley can come too..."

Man: Yey!

Anyway... Will Will ever find Lyra? Will we ever get rid of Stanley? Will i ever bother to write something exciting instead of just argue with the characters... probably not, but anyway...

Thnx Awnya!!!! your a star... i need reveiws tho! Or people jus readin this... anway!

More soon!