I swore it to you. I will not post another chapter of ALWL before I do this one.
Jude couldn't sleep. She had a million and one scenarios going through her head. And none of them ended with him coming home saying 'it worked!'
"Dude, are you alright?" Kyle asked, walking in there.
"No," Jude said.
"Have some more faith in him. He seriously is the best at getting out of these kinds of things," Kyle said.
"I'm sure you're right but in my head I'm just like, what if?" Jude said.
"Well don't think about the what ifs," Kyle said.
"I just need to know," Jude said.
"Look, just listen to some music. If he calls, we'll come get you, or if he comes home, we'll send him straight to you," Kyle said. Jude sighed and nodded. She turned on her iPOD and listened to their favorite song: Come Together.
"I know you, you know me. One thing I can tell you is you got to be free. Come together right now over me!" Jude and Speed sang together off loud and off key.
"Can we please not be forced to hear you two sound like crap on the way to the next stop? Kay? Thanks!" Wally said.
Jude and Speed looked at each other and laughed. "Let's stop now, but I've got an awesome idea for tonight," Speed said laughing.
Jude felt her phone vibrating in her pocket. She didn't recognize the number so she pretended she was sleep.
"Hello?" Jude said while yawning.
"Yes hello is this Jude Harrison?" a man asked.
"Yes, who is this?" Jude asked.
"This is Officer Ramone, we've got a man here by the name of Vincent who claims he lives with you but he was locked out. Is this true?" the officer asked.
"Speed! Is that why he's not lying next to me?" Jude asked, feigning astonishment.
"His name is Vincent, Ms. Harrison," Officer Ramone said.
"His name is Vincent Spiederman, Officer Ramone. Where did you find him? And what's the nature of this phone call?" Jude asked.
"Well he was in the recording studio at a record label. This is breaking and entering and we're going to have to hand him over to the police," Officer Ramone said.
"Whoa, wait, police? As in, you're not?" Jude asked.
"I'm a security guard," Officer Ramone said.
"Last time I checked security guards didn't go by 'Officer'. Now I'm pretty sure the recording studio Speed was at was G Major? Am I right? Don't answer that, it was rhetorical. Now have you been living under a rock for the past few months or do you have no clue who I am? Because I will not let you talk to me like I'm some kind of idiot," Jude said. She imagined how a diva would handle this situation and did exactly that.
"No ma'am I do not know who you are," Officer Ramone said.
"I am Jude Harrison, Canada's Instant Star and I will not let you talk to me this way. You let Speed come home this instant or I'll find a way to get you arrested," Jude yelled.
"Oh, Ms. Harrison, I'm so sorry! I didn't know it was really you!" Officer Ramone said.
"Damn right you are. I'm through talking to you. Let him go right now or heads will roll," Jude said.
"Yes Ms. Harrison. I am sorry for the misunderstanding. Lovely voice, by the way," Officer Ramone said.
"If I see this story in a tabloid, I will find you," Jude said, hanging up.
Kyle and Wally walked into the room.
"Dude, that was brilliant!" Wally exclaimed, highfiving Jude.
"Wow, I don't even know where that came from," Jude said. Their celebration was interrupted by Jude's phone ringing.
"Jude I do not know what you did, but I freaking love you!" Speed exclaimed.
"I love you too babe. What the hell was your plan?" Jude asked.
"I was trying to convince him that you were the Jude Harrison and that I was locked out of the apartment but he didn't believe me, so he called you. And he still didn't believe you and suddenly he did and then its like oh Jude Harrison, okay, never mind you're off the hook," Speed said.
"Dude totally had a bitch fit and got away with it!" Wally exclaimed into the phone.
"I was so scared. I thought I was gonna get arrested," Speed said.
"And I would've done something to get arrested with you," Jude said.
"That's love for you," Kyle said, laughing.
"Okay well, are you coming to get me?" Speed asked.
"Yeah, I am," Jude said.
"Alright, I'll see you in a few," Speed said.
"I love you," Jude said.
"I love you more," Speed said, hanging up.
"Dammit! He hung up. He so does not love me more," Jude said.
"That has to be the stupidest argument couples have," Wally said.
"I'll be back," Jude said, grabbing her car keys. When she got there, Speed was sitting on the curb with Officer Ramone standing beside him.
"He still didn't believe it was really you," Speed said.
If looks could kill, Officer Ramone would've been sliced into a million pieces.
"Sorry, but these kinds of things happen all the time and - ," Officer Ramone said.
"Did I ask you a question? No! I don't care if they happen every five minutes. I'm gonna have you fired if you don't get out of my face," Jude said.
"Yes Ms. Harrison," Officer Ramone said and got into his patrol car.
"For some reason, I really like bitchy Jude," Speed said, pulling her in for a kiss.
"And I really like bad-ass Speed," Jude said, kissing him back.
"Let's hurry up and get back, kay?" Speed said, in-between kisses.
"Or, we can just stay here," Jude said, looking at the door. Speed smirked and opened it up for them.
Once they found a place to go, Speed attacked Jude's lips with his, pulling and sucking on anything he could.
Jude took of his shirt and he pulled off hers.
"Before we do this, are you sure you want to?" Speed asked. Jude thought for a moment.
"Not, all the way," Jude said.
"Okay," Speed said, smiling.
The next morning, Jude and Speed weren't found in the best position. Jude heard the sound of people whispering and saw a crowd of people surrounding them: Darius, Liam, Tommy, Patsy, Mason, Sadie, Jamie, Kyle, and Wally. Jude looked down and noticed she was wearing a shirt, but it wasn't hers.
"Holy crap," Jude muttered, realizing the assumptions they were making.