The League of Extraordinary Evil.

Minutes of Meeting 103 –yes 103 this time…

Pinkalarmclock rules the world. Duh

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'But..'

'Don't even go there, Barbossa.'

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All present.

Item 1

Applications for replacing Zach. He got kicked out after Pinkalarmclock watched Season 2 on her iPod and realised he wasn't evil. Enough.

Thanks to Barbossa and Count Olaf for making them.

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'Hmm, weird. We only got 3 applications…. And none of them from Draco Malfoy….'

'Malfoy? That idiot? He couldn't even kill an old coot. Snape had to do it.'

'Voldie, Draco Malfoy is hot.

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Application 1

Name. Sharpay Evans

Most Evil thing you've ever, ever done. I'm total evil, with a great singing voice.

On a scale 1-10, how evil are you? 10, duh.

Your favourite colour? Pink

Are you a girl? Yes

Would you go out with a (very) evil pirate? No way.

Or a (soon to be) rich evil count? See above.

Wait a second, how old are you? 16

And are you rich? Duh

Extra comments? Why did I even fill this in?

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'You used Application forms to get dates? How desperate are you! Even bloody Harry Potter doesn't do that!'

Hear hear, my dear Snapey. AndSharpay's already got Zeke.

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Application 2

Name. Darth Vader (nee Anakin Skywalker)

Most Evil thing you've ever, ever done. Cut off my son's arm-on purpose! Beat that!

On a scale 1-10, how evil are you? 1, most evil person ever

Your favourite colour? Pink, it really brings out the colour of my eyes.

Are you a girl? Yes, I mean, No!

Would you go out with a (very) evil pirate? Maybe

Or a (soon to be) rich evil count? Oh yeah…

Wait a second, how old are you? Younger that you! Really!

And are you rich? No comment

Extra comments? Do I get to keep my lightsabers?

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'Well, we're not have him in! Obviously gay.'

'And Mrs Coulter, you've never even seen the films. How right you are.'

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Name. Captain Jack Sparrow

Most Evil thing you've ever, ever done. I'm very evil..>:)

On a scale 1-10, how evil are you? 8 (minus points for that one time…)

Your favourite colour? Why do you need to know?

Are you a girl? How many girls do you know called Jack (outside of Tortuga anyway)?

Would you go out with a (very) evil pirate? I am a very evil pirate.

Or a (soon to be) rich evil count? If it was a girl….

Wait a second, how old are you? Secret

And are you rich? Most of the Isla de Muerta

Extra comments? (i e, how cool Count Olaf is) Was it Barbossa who wrote this?

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'NO WAY.'

'Well, he is the only person who we can get in! You managed to freak out all the other people.'

'Just because you got beaten by him once…several…ok, every time you ever fought him..'

'How did you know that? And he doesn't, just sometimes he gets lucky…'

Err, a thing called a FILM.

Hmm, having a pair of enemies in an 'Evil' club will be funny….

Welcome to the League of Extraordinary Evil, Mr Sparrow!

A/N Only one review? You disappoint me…..lol

I was going to wait till I got more reviews, but thorinella gave me such a nice one that I updated. Sorry to all you Star Wars fans out there, but Darth Vader always seemed so gay to me……sorry!