Oh, god here they come. Do they ever bloody separate? I wonder if there is a single moment of the day that her lips are not attached to a part of my brother's body. Does Ron know what it looks like to have that fat piece of whatever-she-claims-to-be permanently attached to his body? Man, he needs a mirror. Thank God, there's Harry, and Hermione! They can save me! Who's that following her? No! It can't be. Are you serious? Oh my god, that is hilarious. Draco Malfoy is following Hermione into the great hall and his usual harem isn't there.
I so wish that someone would start to point and laugh at Ron. Seriously they just sat down next to me and Lav Lav is eating his face again. Oh it's so gross! They're slurping! Oh god, Harry, Hermione come and save me! Please! Anybody!
Harry and Hermione walked up and sat on the other side of me smiling at my shocked face, knowing that I wanted them on the other side. "Ginny, you know we wouldn't want to deprive you of the joys of sitting next to the face-eaters" Hermione grinned as Harry agreed with her and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. Hermione rolled her eyes and looked away, opening up her huge-ass book again and started to read from the middle of the book that she started this morning. I have no idea where she finds the time to read!
Across the hall, I noticed that those grey eyes were watching her again, unknown to her. He was once again covered by in, Hermione's words, 'his pathetic harem of sluts' who were simultaneously trying to make out with him. It is so funny to watch! Pansy's tongue is down his throat while she is bitch-slapping Millicent, whose tongue is in his ear, while the red headed one is licking the side of his face as Millicent is kicking her leg. It must be really hard for them to concentrate on those two tasks at the same time. Usually they can only either make-out with him, or hurt each other. Man, they are a retarded bunch! Oh my god this is classic! Draco has just shoved the three of them off him! And wait! He's coming over here.
"Hermione! Look he's coming back for seconds!" Harry whispered as he elbowed her in the side. As Hermione looked up from her book (would you call that thing a book? It would have taken the whole tree to make it!), the blonde-haired Slytherin had confidently stopped in front of her. Leaning down, he whispered in her ear, only for Hermione to lift her hand and slap him smartly across the face. Yelling obscenities at him, which I'm sure burnt his ears as he covered them with his hands howling with pain as he ran cowardly out of the great hall, as she shut him down again. Please let him come back at dinner! It will be just too funny for words, when she does it again!
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Queen of the Scoubies