"Won Won!" screamed lavender when she saw her boyfriend and jumped up off the bench to run into his not-awaiting arms. She ran, nearly bowling him over, as she continued screeching, "I love you Won Won!" Hermione and Harry, who had walked into the hall with him, had looked down and run in my direction as I laughed at them. Diving on to the bench, Harry strung an arm around my shoulder; while Hermione immediately dug out a new book that she had used a spell on to lighten.

Yes! Hermione finished the last book, which she had only started reading this morning that she could barely carry. Now she's reading another one that I believe is slightly larger. THAT is not normal! How many people do you know that can read a book like that? And she's started another! I seriously don't know how she finds the time to read a book like that; and it hasn't even been a day!

Hey! Isn't that Draco reading a book? I didn't know he could read. He mustn't be able to 'cause he isn't even reading it, he's watching Hermione over the top of the book. He is such a freak!. No wonder; Mione doesn't want to go out with him, he's so perverted! He's like hot and everything, but like it's not normal to watch someone across the hall while pretending to read a book. Well maybe the first part is, but the second part…

This is hilarious; his little sluts don't understand why he's ignoring them. Poor Pansy can't straddle him this books in the way. Poor diddums, how will she cope without sitting on his lap? Oh, my thoughts have been answered, she just slapped Millicent who was just in her usual position. Cool, Millicent just punched her back, this is amusing! "Hey, Mione! Your boyfriends' sluts are fighting, let's laugh at them!" Harry maturely exclaimed as he pointed to the two girls being pulled apart by McGonagall. Hermione just muttered something unintelligible and poked his gut.

"Mmmmph" mumbled Ron next to me, in between slurping with lavender. He is so gross, couldn't he have picked a more attractive girlfriend, instead of her, of all people! There were the Parvati twins, or Luna or anyone, just not her! I suppose I can't stop it though, considering lavenders most probably pregnant. With her getting so fat so quickly, we're all just waiting for the announcement, or when she starts to exercise, because if she's no pregnant, she needs to start more exercise that doesn't involve Ron!

Okay, this is getting creepy now, he's coming over again! Didn't he learn from his last ear-bashing? I am surprised that he managed to get away from his harem of sluts three times today. Maybe he's drugging them, to get away. Oh, he's getting closer, and closer and finally he stood behind her and said "Hermione? Could I have a word with you?" incase you haven't noticed, Mione's feeling a little PMSy and answered, get this, "didn't you just say a few in a whole sentence, ferret boy? It must have taken you so long to figure out which words to say to make that a sentence. You're smarter than I thought" smiling, she turned around and glared at him. "Go out with me Granger" Draco determinedly said loudly in front of the great hall and roughly kissed her. Slapping him viciously in the face, Hermione screamed for all to hear, "Go get fucked Malfoy!" and 'accidentally' dropped her gigantic book on his foot as she got up, after lifting her spell.

It was hilarious! She walked out of the hall, smirking as he rolled around the floor screaming and crying like a baby. Seriously, it wasn't that bad, he only had fifteen broken bones in his foot.

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