Hermione walked in giggling this morning, gripping Harry's arm as if she would be captured by wild werewolves if she let go. In reality, this was necessary, because as soon as she walked in the Slytherin sluts glared daggers into her clearly wishing her immediate death. I think it has something to do with yesterday and the fact that Malfoy had denied them their usual positions and had started to read that book that he started yesterday. Yes, he was still trying to get her attention by reading and he was still failing.

When Harry and Hermione sat down, Hermione amazingly didn't open a book, or her bag, instead she started shoveling in her food, like she was my bloody brother. Forkful after forkful, she shoved the food in her mouth, until I swear it was falling out. Her cheeks were full and grease was dripping down her chin. When she laughed, food literally sprayed out of her mouth, landing on Seamus and Dean, who were sitting opposite to her. I feel so sorry for them!

Watching her over his book, Malfoy smiled at her and continued reading. Usually he would yell out something insulting like 'Can't you even eat without stuffing it up? You incompetent mudblood!'. But no, nothing like that, he just kept reading his book, smiling while his harem of sluts cackled like a pack of hyenas. The only thing that he said, or actually yelled; "SHUT UP YOU FILTHY SLUTS!"

Their reaction was quite funny actually, because they screeched at him and each of them slapped him and ran out of the great hall crying, "We're NOT SLUTS! We just sleep around and get paid for it!" This was when Hermione looked up and stated, "They're right, they're prostitutes, not sluts!" and went back to searching through her bag.

Looking across the hall I saw a particular blonde boy watching her, smiling and said "watch out Hermione ferret at one o'clock" as he gathered his bag and walked over to our table. As he reached Mione, he smiled charmingly and brightly said "Hello Hermione! How are you this morning?", "Happy points are non-existent Malfoy! And don't call me Hermione, I'm granger to you." Oh, I just thought that it would be okay, maybe we could even have a truce and you could call me Malfoy." He continued in that same over-cheerful voice. "And, what then Malfoy? I fall deeply in love with you as you are in me and we live happily ever after?" sarcastically replied Hermione (I am just so proud of her!). "That would be great! Wanna go with me to Hogsemead? Everyone thinks I'm going out with you anyway".

Rolling her eyes, Hermione had that look on her face that was never good. It was that look that she had when she 'accidentally' dropped the book on his foot and broke fifteen of his bones and he saw it. Stepping back, he smiled and brightly said, "I'll talk to you at lunch then, and you can give me your answer" and tried to quickly run out of the room.

Everyone was watching as he attempted to run out of the great hall, except Won Won and Lav Lav who were too busy eating each others faces, too notice when Hermione leapt up and threw random curses at him. She was quite accurate with most of her spells and when she had finished, Malfoy had a pumpkin as a head, he was in a full body lock, his hands had become orange and he was wearing a g-string bikini, and nothing else. Very yummy to look at! Not that I should be saying or thinking that, but hey! I cant help it!

So… same question as last…and reviews people. I want MORE! I love them… keep telling me what you think and I promise that I will write more! That should be incentive enough to write me some reviews!

Mwah

Queen of the Scoubies