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Metal Gear:
In Da Hood
By: C Dink
Chapter Two: Now it's getting interesting
AU: This chapter is going to be the first to have swear words,I hope you all enjoy it, remember if you read please review,I accept non-signed reviews, so there's no excuses.
Announcer: When we last left our gang of Dumbasses, Ocelot met with Johnny Sasaki.Meanwhile Otacon is fighting his charges of public urination and streaking.
Ocelot: Okay, I got what I need, let's go.
(Johnny runs up to the gang)
Johhny: Hey.Can I come with you guys?
Raiden: Sure you...
Ocelot: No he can't
Snake: Ocelot, be nice.
Ocelot: Hell no, I hate that dumbass
Johnny: You...You do?
Ocelot: Of course I do.
Raiden: I can tell already Ocelot's going to be the one that swears for no reason
Ocelot: Damn right I am.
Snake: Let him come, if anything to add to the comedy.
Ocelot: Fine, but im going to hit him...a lot
Raiden: So..let's go back to harassing people.
Snake: No, that was in the last chapter.
Johnny: AHHH! YOUR BREAKING THE...
(Ocelot punches him in the face)
Ocelot: Don't ever do that again
Raiden: Alright then, what do we do now?
Snake: I don't know.
(Snake's codec rings)
Otacon: Snake,I have some bad news.
Snake: What is it,Otacon?
Otacon: I have a life sentence!
Snake: What?
Otacon: Yeah.The judge couldn't figure out what I did, so he just figured it was bad and gave me a life sentence.
Snake: Well don't worry, I'll get you out of this!
(Snake hangs up)
Snake: Okay guys, we have to bust Otacon out of the slammer
Raiden: Yes!Some action
Johnny: But then we could get arrested.
Snake: Only if we get caught.
Ocelot: your a clever little bastard aren't you?
Snake: Yeah...I am aren't I
Johnny: Okay fine, I'll do it
Ocelot: Hell yeah!Let's do it!
Snake: Ocelot, your cussing too much, your gonna bump our rating up if you don't stop it.
Ocelot: Shove it mullet man
Snake: Im going to pretend thatI didn't here that, let's go
(They run to snake's car)
Otacon in jail
Guard: Okay Emmerich, this is your cell.
(Otacon walks in)
Man: Ah, new meat..what do they call you?
Otacon: My name's Hal, but they call me...
Man: YOUR NAME IS TOBY!
Otacon: Um..okay
Man: SO WHATS YOUR NAME?
Otacon: My..my name's Toby.
Man: Good
(Otacon walked over to a man in the corner of the cell)
Otacon: Hey
Man#2: When they come for you...don't scream...just don't scream.
Otacon:Um..okay
(Otacon gulped)
Snake's gang
(Snake and his crew are on the way to the jail)
Ocelot: Do you think we'll get there before the others get to him?
Snake: What do you mean?
Ocelot: You've never been in jail?
Snake: No
Ocelot: Lucky
Johnny: Wow, you've been...well you know..
Ocelot: Suck it johnny!
Johnny: What I do in my free time is none of your business!
Raiden: You sick, sick son of a bitch!
Snake: Everyone shut up, were here
(They rush inside)
Guard: Hey sir? what are you doing here?
Raiden: We want to see our friend Otacon!
Guard: Who?
Snake: Hal Emmerich.
Guard: Hmmm.Fine, sit down
(They sit and wait, and Otacon comes out.He picks up the phone)
Otacon: Good.Your here, you don't know what happened to me in there!
Johnny: I think Ocelot can feel your pain...literally
Ocelot: Shut up!
Snake: Look, I have something for you.
Ocelot: Yes.But you'll get that in a moment
Otacon: Okay.When are you gonna...
(He looks around.)
Otacon(whisper):..Break me out?
Snake: We'll get to that...Trust me..when you get whatI gave them to give you...you'll know.
Otacon:Okay..I have to go now.
(Otacon leaves, and snake and the gang go outside)
Raiden: We need a car that can hold more people.
Snake: We need a van!
Johnny: I know someone who's selling one, You guys wait here
(Johnny leaves)
Ocelot: Good, so Snake what's your plan?
Snake: You'll see.
Back to Otacon
Otacon: Snake is an idiot!
Man: Why what happened?
Otacon: He gave me ketchup!
(The man takes the ketchup)
Man: And you gave it to me.
Otacon: Er..okay
Hope Snake is doing okay
Raiden: When is Johnny going to come back?
(Suddenly a hippie van pulls up, and out comes Johnny)
Ocelot: You got this?
Johnny: yeah cool,huh?
Snake: Uh, yeah, let's go bust him out!
(They run up to the wall of the jail)
Snake: Okay guy's...let's do this!
The jail cell
Man: So what are you in for?
Otacon: Oh, me?I uh...brutally killed a man!
Man: Heh.Something tells me your lying
(Suddenly gunshots are heard and someone screaming "Suck it")
Otacon: There here!
(Snake,Ocelot,Johnny,and Raiden show up in front of the cell)
Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: Let's get out of here!
Snake: Okay!Did you like the giftI left you?
Otacon: No..you gave me ketchup?What was it for? To help break me out?
Snake: No, for you to eat,I thought you might be hungry
Man:Wait a minute?Mary? is that you
(Ocelot covers his face)
Johnny: Ocelot? is this your "friend" you met in jail.
Ocelot: You know how closeI am to killing you?
Otacon: Forget that, let's just go
(The wholegang run outside.)
Otacon: Is that our car?
Snake: Yeah, get in.
(They load into the car and drive off)
At the cell
Man: I want to kill those guys!Man#2, let's go
Man#2: Okay.
Man: From now on, you call me Kansas, and you'll be Toto.
Toto: Okay
Kansas: Okay, let's follow them
(They leave)
To be continued...
AU:Okay, I feel this chapter was a little betterI think, but thats all up to my fans.I thank all of you who reviewed my story so far, and I hope more review in the future