I was sitting peacefully minding my very own business at the table, on my own, because I always get here before everyone else and who would come from behind me and drag me off into a nearby cupboard. Unfortunately for me; no it wasn't my wonderful boyfriend, Harry, who I like to make out in cupboards with, but it was tutu boy. Ever since lunch time we have been calling Malfoy tutu boy and the funniest thing ever, is that he would answer to it! So anyways, we're in this very dark, small cupboard and his face is millimetres away from mine and he goes, "Make Hermione go out with me!"
All I could think was oh my god, I am in this very small space with the sex-god of Hogwarts and he is not making out with me! "How the hell am I supposed to make Hermione go out with you? Can you not see that she hates you!" If it was possible, Draco got closer and I could feel his breath on my cheek and he clearly stated, "Make her, or I destroy your relationship with Harry" Now I was thinking, Oh shit! I have to get them together to keep Harry, and I love Harry, so I can't let Draco destroy our relationship, "Fine, I'll try but I won't promise anything"
Stepping out of the cupboard, I saw something that I wish to never ever see in my life again, Ron was 'kissing' Lavender so much; I believe that his entire face disappeared. Her obese stomach piled over the top of her jeans and pressed hardly against Ron, who was rubbing it. I so don't know how he could still find her attractive. Sitting far away from them as I possibly could with out being overly obvious, I preyed that Harry and Hermione would hurry up and get here so I didn't have to be alone with them for too long.
Five seconds later, my preyers were answered when Hermione skipped into the great hall and collapsed into the bench beside me. "Heya Ginny! Havin' fun?" she sung as she spoke "Oh, look here comes Harry!" Sure enough Harry walked sombrely into the hall, looking like hell. Groaning as he sat down, he hugged me and glared at Malfoy, who was eyeballing Hermione again. "What did you do to him this time Hermione?" I asked suspicious by the gleam in her eye. "Oh, nothing yet, I have many plans though…" she replied in thought as she piled her dish with food.
Ten minutes later, Hermione had eaten or shall I say inhaled her food and looked full, when looked over at Harry with her hand outstretched for something. Handing over a piece of paper and quill, Hermione wrote on it, cast a spell on it and flew it over to Draco. This is what she wrote:
My dearest Draco,
I have spent many hours thinking of you, and I believe that it is best that we see more of each other. Therefore I have decided that I will go out with you, as you are the sexiest man that I have ever laid eyes on, except Viktor Krum offcourse, as he was a very rich, famous international Quidditch player. This letter must be kept confidential; therefore I have placed a charm on it to self-destruct instantly after you have read it.
Yours forever or until I tire of you,
Hermione
As you can imagine, I was overjoyed with her sudden change of heart as I could keep my Harry and Malfoy would leave us alone. What a wonderfully productive day, but all I could think of was what Hermione was going to do to Draco now she is going out with him. Twitch, twitch.
Alrighty…ha ha…so Hermione's going out with Draco Malfoy, her sworn enemy…I'm gonna have fun with this…REVIEW and tell me what you think
Mwah
Queen of the Scoubies