It was rather disturbing again this morning when Hermione skipped in again, smiling as she did not carry any books, just her bag. All of the Gryffindor's eyed her suspiciously as she skipped over grinning and singing some song that was really irritating it was like this, "schni schni schanppy, schnappy, schnappy" and it was repeated and it was as annoying as hell. However, it all became clear as Draco stumbled into the great hall carrying so many books that he could barely see over the top of them. Giggling in a very un-Hermione-ish way she called Draco over and directed him to place the books on the table, but gently to not dent the covers.

The really scary part of this was that Draco did it without whining, glaring, snarling, spitting, insulting or attacking her. It was a great improvement on his part, as he even returned to his own house table and didn't complain about her. Draco never bowed down to anyone before, our Mione has made history! "Hermione, what are you planning?" Harry asked as he looked at his best friend that was grinning at herself. "Well, first I am going to humiliate him and destroy his reputation, and then I think that I might dump him!" she smirked as she said this, remembering all of the things that he had done to her. "Hermione! That is so evil! I am totally loving the new you!" shrieked Lavender in the rare moments of separation from Ron's lips.

Naturally Hermione wasn't exactly flattered by this comment after considering some of her previous comments regarding her educational achievements, but being her gracious self she smiled and thanked lavender who was re-attached to Ron. She did this as she looked over the hall and into the beautiful blue eyes of the gorgeous Draco Malfoy. In turn he smiled at her winking, so she motioned him over with her hand. "Mione, what are you doing? He can't sit here!" Harry exclaimed while stringing his arm around my shoulder. Sometimes he is so stereotypical, huffing and puffing about Ron, when he is just as bad for being clingy. Mind you I would never eat his face, it is much too beautiful.

But anyways, back to Hermione and Draco…Draco had nearly ran across the great hall at Mione's invitation and immediately sat on the other side of her and wrapped his arm around her waist. I still can't get over the fact that he apparently loves her, when he bloody well hated her last night! Yeah, so he wrapped his arm around her waist and she leaned into him. You should have seen his face. It was hilarious! It was like all of his birthdays and Christmases had come at once! He lit up like a Christmas tree and had the nerve to kiss the top of her head, and this was when Hermione smiled.

"Did I say that you could kiss me? No! I didn't. We-only-just-bloody-started-to-go-out-and-you-start-trying-to-make-out-with-me!-Other-freaking-girls-my-find-this-attractive-but-I-don't. Get some brains Malfoy!" she screamed, causing a scene immediately. Everyone turned to stare at the very controversial couple that everyone liked to gossip about and smirked. Draco's harem of sluts hissed at Hermione, while the Gryffindor's roared.

Jumping out of her seat Hermione glared at her boyfriend and whipped out her wand. Ducking, Draco dived under the table while trying to get his wand from his pocket, but it seemed to be glued stuck. "Hermione! You got glue in my pocket!" he exclaimed shocked as he was left unprotected crouched under the table. "Oops, did I do that?" she smiled and shot a variety of harmless spells at Draco, just to upset him, nothing to hurt him. She had much more to do with him yet.

So she turned him completely red with gold lions, she lengthened his hair so it was floor length and bright pink. In case you couldn't figure it out, this was very long considering his height. She also stripped him down to his boxers and gave him a super-wedgie. And when I say a super-wedgie, I mean one, like his face was covered by the back of his boxers. So, so, hilarious, especially since she wiped his memory afterwards and he couldn't remember anything.

Jumping up Harry grabbed Hermione around the shoulders and hugged her, "you are brilliant!" he yelled as us Gryffindor's surrounded them screaming. "Thank you!" Hermione smiled as she confidently walked from the great hall leaving her books for Draco who was just emerging from under the table smiling "I'll get your books Mione!"

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How's ya goin? I'm pretty good incase you're wondering, but very sorry that I have taken so long to update (he he). Anyways …I am loving your guys reviews and would love more, and not because I'm greedy, I just like them!

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