This lunch is bound to be different. I know, I'm used of Hermione abusing Draco, but now that she is 'going out with him' she can get away with it. And she is so creative, who seriously would have thought of turning him into a Gryffindor mascot and then wiping his memory. She is a genius I say! The next Merlin!
Oh god! No! Please don't let this be happening to me! Please no! No! No! No! No! NO! Why do they always have to sit next to me? Why couldn't they sit with the other snogging couples? Stupid question! Only Won Won and Lav Lav spend their meal times snogging and whatever else they do that I really don't want to know about. Oh god, MY EARS HURT! Why me? Why?
Yay! Harry's coming! He can be tortured too! And Hermione with her boyfriend….what will she do to them this time? Please let her strip him again. He is just so sexy! Oh! Erase that thought…don't want to let Harry or Ron to know I think that. The only reason that they are 'letting' Hermione go out with Draco is because they love to see him humiliated.
"Harry, sit on this side of me!" I smiled at him as he approached carefully, suspicious of my grinning. "Uh…NO! I would like to keep my sane mind" he replied as he sat on my other side and hugged me. I love him so much, but sometimes I just wish that he would sit next to his best-friend. Seriously, it is my brother! I do not want to know, hear or see what he does with his 'girlfriend'. And man has she gotten fat! She must be like a muggle size 20 around her stomach. She just has to be pregnant...oh bad thoughts!
"Hermione, Come and sit on this side of me!" I tried again as she followed Harry with her sexy-beast in tow. Hey is she heading this way? Oh my god! She is, but she's not. No! This is almost too funny for words. She has just sat her boyfriend next to the couple and sat next to me, I love her so much.
The harem of sluts glared at us as Draco strung his arm around our Mione as he pretended to yawn. You would seriously think that magical guys would learn something new, that the muggle guys don't use. Every time I've gone the movies with a muggle guy, they have done that, it is so freaking annoying. Almost as much as that god damn song that Hermione was singing at breakfast. It got stuck in my mind!
Suddenly a screaming, jolted us all out of our seats. Draco had jumped up and down screaming like a little girl as his pants were burning. Hermione, naturally, was the cause of this. Apparently she had found a spell that would turn little muggle nursery rhymes into the truth. "Kookaburra sits on the electric wire. Jumping up and down; with his pants on fire. Cry kookaburra cry. How hot your tail must be!" she sung loudly as her dear boyfriend started to cry and scream louder.
It really was a funny sight. Draco; jumping up and down on the spot screaming for the pain to stop. I know that I would pay to see it and I'm sure that Harry and Ron would just from their faces. Draco's harem of sluts that still worshipped him ran over to his side with a mix of extinguishing spells that knocked him on his back as he still burned. "Give me ice!" he screamed as he held his very tender crotch. "Sure darling!" Hermione sweetly smiled as she discreetly covered it with chili.
As he stuffed the ice pack down his pants, new cries of pain emitted from his already huge mouth. "More ice! More, more ice!" he bellowed as fresh pain filled his cries. "What is the matter with you Draco?" Hermione said as she crouched down smiling as she gave him more ice. "Pain…pain…madam pomfrey…pain…help…dead" he cried as he fell unconscious from the very apparent pain.
He he…I so couldn't help that, it was just too funny, I suppose the word is. I hope that you enjoyed that chapter… I am also very sorry about the SLOW updating. I suffered a little bit of writers block…but it should all be over now… hope that you enjoyed that…REVIEW and tell…
Mwah
Queen of the Scoubies