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Metal Gear:
In Da Hood
By: C Dink
Chapter Five: The Seperation
AU: Hey guys, okay im my opinion, this is the best chapter so far, it has so much in it we had to grande' size it..okay that was lame
Announcer: When we last left the fellowship of the shortbus...ah hell, fuck it, if you havn't read chapters 1-4 you shouldn't be reading this one, heare's the story
(Solidus's house)
Snake: Know what we should do?
Otacon: Break into spontaneous song and dance where eventhough it's made up everyone knows the choreography and lyrics perfectly?
Snake: Close! But I'll save that situation for chapter 8.
Ocelot: You better not be planning what I'm thinking.
Snake: I'm inviting my father and the Cobras to the summerhome!
Otacon: How was I close?
Ocelot: Not a good plan someones gonna get hurt!
Fatman: Funny thats what I said to your mother last night, ya know..in bed.
Johnny: That's no acheivment, everyone's been with her...even Mary!
Otacon: Seriously, how was I close, I wasn't even in the parking lot much less the ball park?
Ocelot: My names not Mary...that's it im getting my revolver!
Fatman: NO!
Solidus: YES!
(Everyone stares at him)
Solidus: Er...Oh no!
Snake: ...Uh, back to the subject, we should get Liquid and make this a family reunion!
Solidus: But he's in the andes mountains with Colonel Campell, we'll never get him here.
(Liquid pops up out of nowere)
All: WHAT THE FUCK!
Liquid: How the hell did I get here?
Otacon: Plot devices my friend..plot devices.
(Ocelot shoots Otacon,he falls to the ground dead)
Ocelot: God damn he's annoying!
Snake: Holy hell!You shot him
(I appear)
C Dink: Hey asshole, that wasn't in the fucking script!
Ocelot: It's in my script.
C Dink: I guess I'll work with it.
(I disappear)
Fatman: He was a good man.
Snake:Im sure he'll rise from the fucking dead, everyone else does inthe Metal Gear universe, but anyway, Everyone not related to me get out!
Raiden: Why?
Snake: It's too hard to keep things interesting with so many people in one room.
Johnny: YEAH! I HAVEN"T SAID A WORD IN LIKE AN HOUR!
Raiden: Hey now, no need to get angry.
Johnny: Sorry im just bipolar..fuck,shit,damn,son of a bitch!
Raiden: ..Andyou havetourettes..
(He starts beating himself with a book)
Raiden:...And Pickman's syndrome
Johnny: Okay, I'm fine now
Snake: Man, and I thought Otacon was fucked up
Raiden: Well, now that we got that out of the way,what are we going to...
Johnny: FUCK!
Snake:...
Johnny:...
Raiden:...
Johnny:...
Raiden: Uh...right...so,what are we going to do?
Snake: Raiden, what do we always try to do?
Raiden: Go to Wal-Mart and make fun of the fat people?
(All the sudden The Brain pops up in the middle of the room)
The Brain: No Pinky, we must try to take over the world?
Raiden: Who's Pinky? And where did you come from?
The Brain: Sorry, wrong house.
(The Brain poofs away)
Snake: Umm...yeah Raiden, that's what we'll do!
Ocelot: I'm game.
Johnny: To the...FUCKING...van!
(At Wal-Mart)
Ocelot: Hey look! It's a fat chick!
Fat Chick: Hey look! It's Mary, the gay guy!
Snake, Raiden, and Johnny at once: Burn!
Ocelot: Is Ocelot gonna have to choke a bitch?
Fat Chick: Oh it's on now.
( 3 days later, Ocelot wakes up in a hospital )
Ocelot: Where the hell am I?
Announcer: Scroll up some Dumbass
Ocelot: Oh
Doctor: Good to see that your up, my name is Dr.Phil
Ocelot: Why am I here?
Dr.Phil: Some fat chick knocked your ass out...she must have taken your manhood!
Ocelot: Where's my penis?
Dr.Phil: Oh, she took that too.
Ocelot: Oh for the love of...
Dr.Phil: I'm going to have to perform a sex change operation so you can urinate
Ocelot: Can't you give me another penis?
Dr.Phil: If you can find a donor within the next 3 hours
Ocelot:...Are you joking
(Back to the summerhome, where Solidus is cleaning up)
Liquid: Man, why are you making me talk to my father,I hate that bastard.
Snake: Neither do I!
Solidus: me neither
Snake:...
Solidus:...
Liquid:...
(Wait a minute)
Kansas: I can't believe that asshole C Dink forgot about us.
Toto: ..Uh...kansas..
Kansas: I swear he's gonna get whats coming to him!
Toto: Um. he's including us right now
Kansas: Oh..heh..ackward moment..
(back to Ocelot, whose been joined by Johnny, Fatman,and Raiden)
Fatman: Well...Ha, you lost you're nutsack
Ocelot: Atleast I have one fatass
Raiden: Had!
Johnny: Oh! Fucking burn.
Ocelot: Go fornicate yourself with a cactus
Fatman: Been there, done that.
All:...
Fatman: Uh...
TO BE CONTINUED
AU:Okay, I hope you guys all liked this chapter, we worked hard on it, review please and as always..stay cool