That is it! I am officially sick of this, I am breaking them up! Who, you may ask, none other than the wonderful couple of Ronald Weasely and Lavender Brown. Seriously, they spend 99 percent of their time sucking at each others faces. Okay, I'm getting bored whinging about them, I think I've exhausted every insult about them, lets resort to gossip. I heard through Parvati Patil, lavenders best-friend, that maybe all of our suspicions are true and that she may be pregnant! That is just hilarious to think of my mother's reaction if this is true, poor, poor Ronniken's should have kept his pants on!
Yep, so where is everyone? Is there something happening that I don't know about? A little draco-torture special? A Fred-and-George-memorial occurring? A mass detention? Has Hermione finally convinced everyone to have a strike against the enslavement of elves and they are protesting? Why is there no one here but the bloody face-eaters?
If they don't hurry up I swear, I'm going to stick this bottle of Beerbutter up Ronald's nose. Harry, get your ass in here before I cause some serious harm to your best friend and my brother! As if on cue, the massive oak doors swung open and a mass of students piled in, noise filled the hall and the tables was immediately swallowed in people. That's right; you make it so I have to sit here, so my friends can't see me, so I'm stuck next to this lot! Make my life a living hell.
Looking hopefully down the Gryffindor table, I saw none other than the bushy-haired bookworm and my raven-haired boyfriend fighting their way closer to me. "Mione, where's Drakie-baby?" I faked concern and she giggled, confirming my suspicions that she was torturing Draco. "What did you do to him this time?" I asked rolling my eyes as both Harry and her grin.
"Let's just say, that he will be a little cold tonight on top of the astronomy tower, half naked!" I swear I felt my jaw drop; they had locked him on top of the astronomy tower, on a winter's night half-naked? I have to get there! Not to help him, hell no, to see him…oh, crap Harry's here, I didn't just say that! I giggled as Harry drew me into a warm embrace and I wrapped my arms thankfully around him. I don't know why I am fascinated with Draco's body, its not like I haven't got Harry's.
Yet I still don't understand how Hermione could not want him, seriously, he is HOT! Then again, I don't think ill ever be able to understand Hermione, with her masses of textbooks, and lack of concern for her image. "Don't worry Gin, I'm gonna let him down after an hour! I'm not that harsh, I don't completely hate him!" Hermione smiled at me, my face must have shown my shock at their actions. So she doesn't completely hate him, is that a good or bad thing?
Did you like or hate? This is the question that I pose to my readers….take the challenge willingly or I may have to make you…hehe
Mwah
Queen of the Soubies