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Metal Gear:
In Da Hood
By: C Dink
Chapter 6: Family Reunion
AU:Well I have not updated in awhile..oh well, this chapter is mostly by myself, so I hope you enjoy it just as much as the last few.
Announcer: HAHAHA Ocelot lost his jewels.
(Ocelot,Raiden,Johnny,and Fatman are waiting in the hospital)
Johhny: you need a MOTHER FU...
(Fatman hits him with a frying pan)
Fatman: Your gonna have to stop that right now!
Johnny: Sorry, i'll go take my meds.
(Johnny leaves)
Fatman: He's a freakin wierdo..so what are you gonna do about your lack of pride
Ocelot: Perhaps I can take Liquids?
Raiden: nah, you already have his arm.
Fatman: I know..Vamp is willing to give his up..he's getting a sex-change anyway.
Ocelot: Really..I'll have to give him a call.
(Ocelot calls vamp over codec)
Vamp: This is KRYW your on the air
Ocelot: Um..Vamp?
Vamp: Yes
Ocelot: Oh, hey..um i kinda need your..um..little vamp
Vamp: Oh..you mean the count?
Ocelot:Whatever. Look, i don't know if we're the same blood type..
Vamp: Well that night in Hong Kong should've done the trick on that.
Ocelot: Hey man keep it down
Vamp: My bad...
Ocelot: Just get over here and give me your...thing.
(They end the call)
Ocelot: Ok, now we play the waiting game.
Fatman: You do, im going to get Johnny and we're going drinking..we're
gonna pick up so many chicks.
(He Leaves)
Raiden: Don't worry, im right here with you.
Ocelot: Oh God!
Back at the Summerhome
Liquid: All this cleaning is making me mad.
Snake: Reminds me of something...
Solidus: What?
Snake: I should bring my Kenny G christmas album over here.
Liquid: ...I should shoot you in the bloody face you know that?
Solidus: Both of you shut up..Big Boss will be here any min..
(There's a knock at the door)
Snake: Nice Timing.
(Snake gets the door)
Big Boss: Hey Everyone.
(The crowd cheers like crazy)
Big Boss: What the hells that?
Snake: I don't know..it's never hapened before
(They both draw AK-47's)
Snake: Let's kill these freaks.
(I appear)
CDink: No..It's the crowd.
Snake: Whered they come from?
CDink: They just showed up...
Crowd: Go Burt Reynolds!
Big Boss: Thats it...
CDink: Calm down...just relax..keep it real.
Big Boss: Im cool, im cool
(The Cobras walk in )
The Boss: Hello everyone.
(The crowd roars the Pain,Fury,and Fear walk in)
Crowd: AHH...THERES FACES ARE SO...UGLY!
(The End and The Sorrow walk in)
Crowd: Hey look, it's Casper and FDR
(Many gunshots and screams are heard)
CDink: Great...there goes my audience
(I Dissapear)
Solidus: Dad!
Big Boss: Your no son of mine...just look at you..uglier than the devil himself.
Sorrow: He looks just like you.
Big Boss: Feel like dying tonight?
Sorrow: Been there done that.
Back at the hospital
(Ocelot and Vamp are in Ocelots room, which is now shared by Vamp)
Ocelot: Wow, I feel much better..a little smaller than im used too, but it'll do.
Vamp: Yeah im really glad I went ahaed with it too bad i couldn't go ahead with my other operation.
Ocelot: Woah, keep that to yourself.
Vamp: Sorry...so wheres Fatman Johnny and Raiden.
Ocelot: Um...
At the bar
(Fatman and Johnny sit there with beers in hand)
Johnny: Do you think mixing alcohol with my tourettes meds is a good idea?
Fatman: It's fine..it's your bipolar meds you should be worried about.
Johnny: Great...
Fatman: Ok..im gonna go pimp on those fine mommas over there, don't spit
salt in my game homie, aight?
Johnny: Um...sraight up?
Fatman: Word!
(Fatman walks over)
Fatman: Ladies!
Girl #1: WOW! your a fat man!
Fatman: Oh, I see you've heard of me.
Girl l#2: Wow, is your friend alright?
(He looks over to see Johnny convulsing on the floor)
Fatman: Damn, I knew it cramp my style.
(Fatman walks over and starts kicking him)
Fatman: WAKE UP!
(Raiden walks in)
Raiden: FATMAN!
Fatman: Overused them there exclimation points..are you drunk
Raiden: your punctuation makes me wanna vomit.
Fatman: you sure it's not the alcohol.
Raiden: It might be...
(Johnny wakes up)
Johnny: FUCKKKKKKKK
Raiden: I see his meds wore off.
Fatman: Im getting you two home.
Raiden: trying to seduce me, eh?
Fatman: Would that be so bad.
Raiden:...
Johnny: what the hell?
(They walk outside to see...Otacon...)
Otacon: hey guys
Fatman: Otacon!
Johnny: FUCKKKKKKKKKK yeah
Raiden: Oshmoshcar
Otacon: Yeah...
(Suddenly two police cruisers pull up)
Officer #1: Yeah Jim, These are the guys
(Points at Fatman)
Officer: Your that bomb guy
Fatman: Welllllllll
(Points at Raiden)
Officer: Your that one guy.
Raiden: What?
(Points at Johnny)
Officer: You stole that hippy van
Jim: you misspelled hippie
Officer: Shut the fuck up!
(Points at Otacon)
Officer: You wrote that hit song Imagine, and married Yoko Ono
Otacon:...
Officer: Your all under arrest.
(Otacon Shoots Him)
Otacon: Bring it on Bitches
To Be Continued
AU: Hey guys, these next few chapters are gonna be more serious..but im brimming with creativity..so watch out