Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.
Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars and three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!
Two – Helicopters, Fire trucks and Limousines Part II
Back inside:
Trish cornered HBK who had just finished talking to his wife on the phone.
"Did you talk to Lita?" she asked him.
"Funny, my wife just asked me the same thing, she wants me to let her know how grateful she is that Lita saved her life," HBK answered.
"Well don't you think that's the kind of message you should pass on?" Trish said.
"I'll do it later," he answered looking at Lita and Edge hugging outside, "she's kind of busy,"
"Don't procrastinate do it now," Trish said firmly.
"I don't know Trish, Edge might not appreciate me spending time with his girlfriend," Shawn answered and Trish rolled her eyes.
"It's not like there's a ring on her finger," she answered and HBK frowned, "remember what I said last night?"
HBK nodded, "She's no different from anyone else in the locker room," he answered.
"That's right now get over there," Trish said and HBK straightened his collar and headed over to the couple outside poking fun at Hunter who had pricked his finger yet again.
"Shawn," Randy said stopping Shawn from going any further.
"Hey Randy how you feeling?" Shawn asked remembering how strange Orton had been acting recently he looked a lot better now though.
"I'm good man I just wanted to ask you something," the Legend Killer said.
"Shoot," Shawn said giving Orton his attention telling himself it had nothing to do with not wanting to talk to Lita.
"If you really liked this girl but she was seeing someone else would you still go after her?" Randy asked and Shawn freaked out.
"I'm not going after her I just want to get to know her a little better!" he replied and Randy looked at him like he was crazy.
"What are you talking about?" he asked and Shawn realized he may have gotten a bit too excited.
"Urm," he said trying to think of something to say when Trish came and pushed him towards the kitchen door, "sure Orton, it's not like there's a ring on her finger!" he shouted to Orton who nodded his head in agreement.
"That's what I thought," he said and went back into the living room to find Melina.
"I told you not to procrastinate now go!" Trish said to HBK pushing him out the door and right into Lita who bounced off of Edge and right into Shawn's arms. "Lita I'm so sorry," Shawn apologized.
As she turned and looked up at him she thought about the last time they bumped into each other at the Rivercenter Mall, their whole relationship seemed to revolve around awkward moments.
"It's okay Shawn, how's Becky?" Lita asked.
"She's great she says to say thank you a million times for saving her life and I do too," Shawn replied Lita still in his arms. Lita wasn't sure how to get back to Edge without offending Shawn so she just smiled at him and subtly slid out of his grip.
"You're welcome," she said, "did you want something?" she asked and Shawn cleared his throat.
"Yes I did," he said and was about to speak when Hunter flew in front of him with a big smile on his face.
"Hi Shawn! Say Edge that was some helicopter ride wasn't it?" he said grinning broadly nodding at Edge.
"Yes Hunter it sure was," Edge replied nodding back while Lita and Shawn looked at them like they were crazy.
"Did you tell Lita about the helicopter ride?" Hunter said still grinning broadly.
"I thought I'd tell her after you finished cleaning up so we could all have breakfast first," Edge replied smiling back at Hunter who grabbed his arm and squeezed it tightly still grinning.
"Why don't you tell her about it now?" he said squeezing harder causing Edge to wince then he saw Trish coming over with her eyes fixed squarely on him.
"Okay, Lita come with me please," Edge said taking a confused Lita into the house who then looked back at Shawn and said, "I'll talk to you later." Shawn looked at Hunter for an explanation.
"I did this for you," Hunter said and ran before Trish could grab him.
"Trish what's going on?" Shawn asked thinking she looked a little put out.
"Shawn the next time I tell you to do something promise me you'll just do it?" she said and walked away leaving Shawn wondering what Hunter and Edge talked about in Vince's helicopter.
Breakfast was finally served around 12:03pm and everyone laughed over the insanity that had been the whole morning. Vince McMahon had even called to ask if Carlito knew where Hunter was, the cool one denied even seeing Hunter for which The Game was very grateful.
"Kudos to you Carlito, kudos," Hunter said raising his glass of orange juice to Carlito.
"Since you've got your glass raised why don't you all pick up your glasses, Trish and I have something to say," Carlito said as he stood to his feet and everyone picked up their glasses. Trish got up a little while afterwards looking quite bashful and Carlito took her hand, "As you guys know-"
"Wait Edge don't you want to tell everybody about that awesome helicopter ride?" Hunter interrupted earning strange looks from Trish and Carlito.
"No it can wait until Carlito's done Hunter," Edge replied butterflies taking over his stomach as he looked at everyone sitting around him.
"As I was saying . . . you know what to Hell with the long speech: everybody Trish and I are going to live together here in Florida," Carlito said beaming and Trish wrapped her arms around him. Everybody raised their glasses ecstatic for the couple.
"To Trish and Carlito!" Melina said and everybody downed their drinks in respect to the happy couple.
"Congratulations, now you can stop crying over her like a little bitch," Randy said spitefully and Carlito shot him a look so vemonous he almost looked like a snake. Nitro rolled his eyes and Melina wondered why Randy had to be so mean all the time.
"Ur-hum," Hunter cleared his throat looking at Edge who looked over at Lita who was smiling like a toothpaste model, "that news was good but not as good as that helicopter ride huh Edge?" Hunter said nodding his head again. Everybody looked at each other thinking what was so good about that crazy helicopter ride. Edge got to his feet and looked at everybody ready to clear up the mystery behind Hunter incessant talk about the helicopter ride.
"Guys this morning while I was praying that I would make this delayed breakfast, Hunter brought some things to my attention about my life. Namely that I had everything I've ever wanted since I was a kid, including a great job, a lot of great friends and a very special girlfriend," he said looking down at Lita who was looking back up at him, "Hunter asked me if I didn't want more and I realized that yes I do want more, so when I came back here with all my limbs attached I asked Lita to marry me,"
Everyone held their breath waiting for Edge to finish his shocking announcement.
"And she said yes!" he said his face turning into an ecstatic portrait. There was a tsunami like silence that washed over the table from Shawn to Carlito everyone just looked utterly shocked at what Edge had said. Edge scanned everyone's faces understanding that his news was big but some reaction at least was warranted.
"Come on guys say something, Lita and I are getting married!" he said again just as ecstatic before. Randy looked at each person around the table carefully who all except Hunter had the same expression.
"Hunter can I see you for a minute?" Trish said suddenly.
"But I'm still eating?" Hunter said pointing to his plate.
"Now!" Trish said angrily and everybody jumped.
"Wait a second Trish I think I should say something," Lita said getting up.
"Yes Lita tell us why Edge should marry a no good slut like you?" Randy Orton said and everyone's mouths dropped at his ugly words, "What you know I'm telling the truth that's why y'all ain't saying anything," Randy continued rising to his feet while Lita looked like she'd just been shot in the head, "What you think we all forgot what you did to Matt? Now you wanna play Edge thinking that he'd be an easy target because you've got this so-called Anointing on your life, who do you think you're fooling because it certainly ain't no-one at this table,"
Lita looked around; no-one came to her defense, not even Edge or her compatriots in Christ. She could feel the tears well up in her eyes until a sharp thud broke the silence followed by the sound of a glass smashing to the ground. Everyone looked up at Randy who had dropped his glass and was frozen still, then they saw what had frozen him. Shawn had stabbed his fork into Orton's hand all the way down to the bone pinning him to the picnic table.
"Apologize," Shawn said calmly and Orton looked at him like he was crazy so Shawn twisted the fork causing Orton to scream out, "I said apologize," Shawn said again as Orton sank back down to the table keeling over in pain. Melina ran towards Orton but Trish held her back and Lita looked up at her in disgust.
"Shawn that's enough!" Edge said but Shawn ignored him and got up to put extra weight on the fork and Orton writhed in pain.
"Okay I'm sorry!" he cried and Shawn yanked the fork out of his hand and Orton snatched his hand back bending over in pain. Melina went to help him when Lita pulled her back.
"The Lord said you can't judge the ones you heal yet you put Orton's feelings above mine, you're supposed to be my sister in Christ but inside you're just like everyone else here you think I'm a slut, you don't think God's done anything to change me do you?" she said more disappointed than angry. Melina didn't say anything and kept looking back to Randy.
"Lita I've got to heal him he's in pain," she said and Lita looked away from her as she rushed over to Randy, "So am I," Lita said to herself feeling like a fool while Edge wondered if he'd made a mistake. Melina leant over Orton taking his hand in her own.
"What's wrong?" Randy said wincing as Melina's face went blank.
The Latina rose to her feet, "I can't heal you," she said simply.
"Why not?" Orton said holding his wounded hand.
"Because I judged Lita when I should have defended her and God took away my power," Melina said.
"But Trish didn't defend her either!" Randy shouted in pain.
"She couldn't, all you did was tell the truth about how y'all feel about me she can't be punished for that no matter how she really feels," Lita replied scowling at the blond.
"Amy you know how I feel about you, Melina just doesn't know you as well as I do that's all," Trish replied not wanting things to get even worse, so she tried to make it better, "No-one at this table knows you as well as I do, Carlito, Randy, Nitro, Shelton – they don't know the real Lita. In fact the only person that really knows you is me and Edge well, he knows one part of you very well," Trish said winking at Lita to get her to smile but Lita was too upset.
"Nice try Trish, come with me Lita," Shawn said and he ushered her over to Vince's helicopter. Hunter watched them go thinking things couldn't have gone any worse for Edge or Lita.
"What are you doing?" Edge said suddenly leaping to his feet as the helicopter started to take off with Shawn and Lita inside. Trish looked up as the helicopter moved away from the house and smiled, relieved because Hunter had inadvertently done God's will. She wasn't sure how to break it to him though so she had a piece of French toast instead.
"I can't shake the feeling that this is somehow my fault," Hunter said scratching his beard and Edge looked at him viciously distressed grabbing at his mane.
"Come on Edge let's go for a walk," Carlito said escorting the Rated R Superstar to the door and Trish winked at him in gratitude.
"It's not your fault," Trish said to Hunter as she sat down next to him while the others took Randy inside to fix his hand.
"I know Lita real well, she's the bomb," Hunter said and Trish shook her head in agreement, "I know what it's like to have people talk about you behind your back but I really thought that everyone would see past that now that she's Anointed,"
Trish shook her head, "The Bible says it is impossible to please God and please people at the same-time because people only see what's on the outside and God sees what's on the inside. Inside Lita's good but on the outside to some people she's still a pretty bad person,"
"That's funny, all I see is a pretty person," Hunter said and Trish smiled.
"You're sweet Hunter, from now on why don't you leave the surprises to the experts, namely me, Lita and Melina?" she said and Hunter nodded wrapping his arm around her hoping that if Shawn was doing what he thought he was doing in that helicopter that Vince would see the helicopter flying across the air and shoot it down. A little while later Melina came and sat down next to them.
"Hey guys," she said sadly.
"Randy take off?" Trish asked.
"Yeah he was pretty mad, I'm really worried about him Trish," Melina said her brow furrowing with concern.
"He seems to like you a lot though," Trish replied, "I don't know if that's necessarily a good thing,"
"Nitro certainly doesn't seem to think so, he was so relieved when Randy stormed out, but I feel this need to reach out to him, Johnny just doesn't understand that," Melina said cradling her face with her hands.
"He thinks you're in danger that's why," Trish replied.
"Are we?" Melina asked looking at Trish concerned.
"Well let's see Amy tells us that Randy's being chased by the Devil, he cusses her out in front of her so-called friends and get's stabbed in the hand by HBK. Honey, if we weren't in danger before we certainly are in danger now," Trish replied and Hunter felt his anger rising.
"That damn Orton," he hissed clenching his fists.
"Easy Cerebral Assassin," Trish sad patting Hunter on the back.
"Trish will I get my healing power back?" Melina asked Trish.
"That's for God to know and you to pray about," Trish replied, "Uh-oh," she said suddenly and Shelton, Nitro, Carlito and Edge ran out towards them.
"Vince McMahon's limo just pulled up outside!" Shelton cried.
"If he sees you here he's gonna know I lied to him!" Carlito said.
"What about when Shawn pulls up in his private secret helicopter?" Edge said rattled, "He might shoot it down with Lita inside!"
"Don't say it!" Trish warned Hunter who just grinned and rose to his feet addressing his peers all at once.
"Take it easy boys and girls, you're about to learn why they call me the Cerebral Assman," he said arrogantly rubbing his hands together.
"That's 'assassin' Hunter," Shelton corrected him.
"Not tonight fellas, not tonight," he said pulling Melina and Trish towards him.
"Is this the danger you were talking about?" Melina asked Trish recoiling at Hunter's grip.
"I wish," Trish replied shuddering.