Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.
Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars thanks to three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!
Five – Guys and Dolls
Back at Carlito's:
After eating more tortilla chips and salsa dip than she ever thought possible, Lita wondered into the room where Nitro and Melina were staying to find out whether Melina had a spare pair of pants she could borrow. Nitro had gone downstairs to celebrate her engagement to Edge but Melina didn't come down with him and Carlito had gone to find Trish.
"Must loosen pants," Lita said to herself as she walked into the room where there was a huge closet at the back.
Lita looked at it curiously, "Maybe I could wear Carlito's pants," she said and headed towards it when something stopped her. It was somebody talking or more accurately somebody praying. The closet was big enough to fit a person inside but that didn't mean that Melina was in there, then again there was only one way to find out. Lita went over to the closet and heard someone praying in Spanish inside. She pressed her ear to it and knew it was Melina in there after all. Thinking it would be better to leave Melina alone so that she could pray in peace Lita started to walk away, then the closet door creaked open and Melina looked out a little and saw Lita leaving.
"Hey there mamacita," she said and Lita turned to face her with a smile.
"Hey Mel, we were just re-doing the whole marriage announcement thing for Nitro and I thought you might wanna come join us so we could do it again!" she said excitedly, "I'm getting married - whoooo!" she said in Ric Flair style.
Melina turned so that her legs were hanging out of the closet; she looked like she had a lot on her mind.
"I can't believe you'd want me to share in your celebration after what I did to you," she said sadly, "I broke the trust between us,"
Lita shook her head and came and sat by her sad friend.
"Melina we all fall short of the grace of God sometimes," she said, "but I know you just didn't spend almost an hour in that closet for dramatic effect. You asked for forgiveness and the Lord says repent of your sins and you shall be forgiven. What you're doing is the equivalent of banging your head against the door,"
Melina nodded, "I know but I haven't got my healing power back and I won't know if God trusts me until I can heal someone again,"
"Hence your preoccupation with Randy Orton," Lita said.
"I was worried about him before I lost my healing power but you're right. That kid's in a dangerous place, he's so vulnerable Li I have to do something to take all that bitterness and anger out of his heart before the Devil gets hold of him," Melina said passionately.
"Be careful sweetie, there's a big difference between what we think is the right thing to do and what God wants us to do. Remember God doesn't answer prayers that are made in vain," Lita said.
"Hmmm," Melina uttered thoughtfully, "I just hope He hasn't stopped listening to me altogether,"
"Don't think such things woman now give the supplications a rest and come down and have some tortillas with the rest of us!" Lita said keenly taking hold of Melina's hands. Melina smiled and took Lita's hands in her own.
"If it's all the same with you honey I don't think I'm done here. You go have fun with your fiancé and I'll see you in the morning," Melina replied and Lita frowned a little.
"Melina, I do forgive you, you know that right?" she told Melina sincerely and Melina shook her head.
"I know, but I still need to spend some more time in prayer," she said.
Lita looked at her for a second then she rose to her feet and ran out of the room, when she came back she had her Tallit in her arms and gave it to Melina.
"Take this, it will help," she said and Melina took the Tallit and wrapped herself in it.
"Thank you my sister," Melina said gratefully.
"Think nothing of it," Lita said and blew Melina a kiss before leaving her alone in the room. As Lita walked down the stairs she realized she forgot to ask Melina for a pair of pants. When she went back into the room she saw Melina curled up in the Tallit on the floor speaking in tongues. Maybe now's not the best time Lita thought closing the door then she heard something that wasn't heavenly but satanic.
"Melina!" she cried running over to the Latina whose eyes had gone back in her head like she was being possessed. Lita ran back out of the room and yelled down the stairs. "Trish get up here Melina's being channeled!" she cried then she remembered that Trish wasn't there, Where is she she? she thought and ran back into the room to her friend. Melina was rocking back and forth she wasn't in possession of her body at all.
"Hold on Melina," Lita said and unwrapped the Tallit from around her and wrapped it around herself so they were both covered. Not long after she did so she got an ungodly feeling and it was coming from the Tallit, then it occurred to Lita that her prayer cloth had been cursed and she started to take it off them but it started to wrap itself around her binding them together.
"Trish! Somebody get Trish!" Lita called out as the Tallit pulled her in tighter and her eyes began to close, her boyfriend's worried face being the last thing she saw before they finally shut.
St. Louis, Missouri:
When Lita's eyes finally re-opened she was tied to the back of something and was surrounded by cardboard and plastic. She was in a box. What is this? she thought to herself then looked straight ahead and screamed. It was Randy Orton and he was at least 20ft tall.
"Hey Lita," he said with a devious smile, "I hope you enjoy the trip,"
"Hey put me down!" she yelled as Randy picked her up and put her into a huge envelope.
Trish watched from the inside of Randy's bag as he stuffed Lita into an envelope just like he had her but she had torn herself out of her box and was about to run when he opened the bag and stuffed the envelope in there then zipped it up.
"Lita! Lita!" Trish cried banging on the envelope.
"Trish is that you?" Lita asked frantically.
"Yes are you okay?" Trish asked.
"What's going on Randy Orton's a giant!" Lita said in shock.
"No he's not, we're just real small!" Trish answered.
"What?" Lita asked confused.
"He turned us into dolls and sold us on eBay!" Trish explained.
Lita couldn't believe it.
"He cursed my Tallit didn't he?" Lita said.
"Yeah and he gave me laryngitis so I couldn't talk. I went to the drugstore to get something for my throat and when I came back I saw Edge trying to untangle you and Melina from the Tallit and I went over to help then the lights went out and now we're in here!" Trish explained.
Lita calmed down and thought for a second, "Randy didn't do this alone," she said.
"No," Trish answered, "remember when we thought the Devil was after his soul and you covered him with your Tallit? Well the Devil knew how powerful the Tallit was against him so he cursed it with Randy's help,"
"How?" Lita asked.
"Through an embodied demon, one who's been watching us from the beginning. He cast a spell on us using dolls and the blood from Randy's hand," Trish explained.
"Oh no not his blood," Lita said shaking her head.
"Unfortunately yes, Orton's in deep Li," Trish answered and Lita gnashed her teeth at being trapped in a box when there was so much work to do and the idea of being sold made her even angrier.
"Trish I don't want to be separated from you!" Lita cried and Trish banged on the envelope.
"Lita I want you to know wherever we end up we'll find our way back to each other okay?" she reassured Lita.
"Okay," Lita said, "Wait-a-minute, where's Melina? She asked realizing Melina wasn't with them. Trish began to answer then the bag opened and she found herself staring at the face of Randy Orton enlarged by a least 20x.
"You always were a trouble maker Trish," Randy said and grabbed her and some tape off his cabinet. Instead of putting her back in her box he just wrapped her up with tape adding a little extra over her mouth so she couldn't talk then put her back in the envelope.
He went downstairs to the kitchen where his Mom was making breakfast and put the bag down on the table.
"Hey Mom, could you take these parcels to the post office?" he said in his sweetest voice.
"Sure thing Randall, what you got in there?" she asked looking back at him.
"Just a couple of very special dolls for a couple of very lucky girls, I thought I'd send our fans a few of our Diva dolls to play with you know, as a kind of early Christmas present," Randy answered sitting by the table.
"I'll post them later on today," Mrs. Orton answered.
"Thanks Mom," Randy said smiling brightly.
Randy's Mom beamed at the nice thing her son had done. I've got such a sweet boy she thought to herself as Randy dusted off his hands and went back upstairs to his room. Once inside he shut the door and went over to his bed where a tiny version of Melina was sleeping soundly. Randy laid down on his bed next to her admiringly.
"I think I'll keep you for myself," he said and touched her chin lightly making sure not to hurt her in anyway.
Monday Night RAW, a week before the pre-Christmas party in the Caribbean:
"What are we gonna tell Vince?" Carlito asked Edge.
"I don't know," Edge answered pacing the locker room where Shelton, Nitro and Carlito were trying to get their heads around what happened to ATM.
"It's been a week since they've gone missing, Vince isn't going to buy that they're still sick," Carlito said.
"I know," Edge answered still pacing and running his fingers through his hair.
"So what are we going to do?" Carlito asked panicking.
"I don't know!" Edge snapped.
"Okay calm down guys," Shelton said, "tell us what happened again Edge,"
"I heard Lita crying out for Trish, I ran up to her and she was wrapped up in her prayer cloth with Melina and they both passed out. Then Trish came over and tried to pull the Tallit off them, she was trying to tell me something but I couldn't hear what she was saying, then the lights went off and I when I turned them back on they were all gone!" Edge explained.
Shelton, Nitro and Carlito shook their heads; it was the craziest thing they had ever heard.
"So they were kidnapped," came a voice from the door and the guys turned to see Hunter and Shawn standing in the doorway.
"By who?" Edge asked.
"Who knows, there were so many strange people at that party," Shawn said looking accusingly at Hunter who rolled his eyes.
"Yeah blame it on me," Hunter said.
"Guys please you're not helping, eventually people are gonna start wondering where they are and we were the last guys to be seen with them, it doesn't make us look too good does it?" Nitro said.
"You mean like that girl that went missing in Aruba?" Carlito asked and Nitro gave him a look like he was right on the money.
"They have not been kidnapped, they're probably on a holy expedition," Hunter said.
"Without telling us?" Nitro said unconvinced, "Didn't Trish say anything to you before she disappeared?" he asked Edge.
"Well her voice was really weak," Edge said.
"Yeah she had laryngitis," Carlito explained and everyone looked at Hunter darkly.
"What?" he asked innocently.
"Probably because she was screaming at you the whole day!" Shawn said.
"Excuse me for wanting to have a little fun!" Hunter cried back.
"You know guys it was like she was trying to tell me something," Edge said thinking carefully and everyone listened up, "It was like "I'll be in Toronto" "Edge said.
"You mean she left your ass to go back to Toronto?" Hunter asked Carlito who rolled his eyes.
"Yeah and her clothes and passport too," he answered sarcastically.
"Well wherever she is I bet Lita and Melina are with her," Nitro said.
"Okay so we go to Toronto and look for them," Shawn said and everyone gave him a questioning look.
"Why should you go?" Carlito asked.
"Because I knew something was gonna happen to them and this idiot wouldn't let me call Lita and tell her," Shawn said pointing at Hunter angrily.
"Will you quit blaming me?" Hunter replied agitated.
"I told you it was important you should have let me call her!" Shawn said not letting Hunter off the hook.
"Why so you could be the hero again?" Edge said irritated by HBK.
"Well I've been doing a better job of it than you," Shawn replied, "What kind of man just sits there while his girlfriend is chewed out by that jackass Randy Orton?"
"Everyone knows Randy's a jackass so why pay any attention to him?" Edge argued defending himself.
Shawn paused as the shadow of the Legend Killer fell over the locker room and he turned to face Orton and noticed that his hand was no longer damaged.
"You call me a jackass one more time and Lita and Trish won't be the only ones that are missing around here," came the arrogant voice of the Legend Killer. Everyone stared at him as he looked Shawn up and down like he was going to kill him if he said one more word then left to get ready for his match. Shawn turned to look at everyone.
"I'm telling you guys he had something to do with ATM going missing," Shawn said with certainty.
"And you notice that he said Lita and Trish, he didn't mention Melina," Shelton remarked.
"Plus his hand is completely healed," Shawn added.
"Which means he's seen her lately," Carlito said and Nitro rose to his feet clenching his fists and heading straight for the door with every intention of getting answers from Randy Orton right now.
"Hold on tough guy," Shawn said, "we're in St. Louis, how about we do a little detective work to see how much Randall knows about all this?"
"I like that idea," Nitro said and Hunter walked over to Edge.
"You go to Toronto, if you all go it will look too suspicious," he said and Edge nodded, "Bring Lita back, I didn't wreck Vince's private helicopter and get banned from the pre-Christmas party in the Caribbean for nothing,"
"Yeah but you're still going," Edge replied.
"Just get them back here," Hunter said firmly.
"Okay," Edge replied throwing his hands up defensively.
"You know I heard Vince has got his eye on a Hummer limousine," Shawn said.
"I already made a copy of the keys," Hunter replied with a proud smile hi-fiving HBK while everybody else shook their heads in disbelief.