Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.
Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars and three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!
Eight – Attachments
Randy came home after a fervent autograph session that he was more than happy to attend. His hand was much better and he'd never enjoyed writing his name over and over again so much in his life. He hopped up to his room and saw that the person that had fixed his hand was still there.
"Hey Melina," he said with a big smile and dropped his shopping bags on the ground before crawling onto his bed where she was sat, "I'm so glad you're still here, I got something for you,"
He reached inside a little bag and pulled out a whole load of Bratz™ clothing, "I know you don't like Barbie™ so I got something that would fit your more curvaceous body," he said admiringly.
Melina blushed; she could have made a run for it after Randy left but she was determined to make him a better person and being shrunk to the size of a doll could be her opportunity to do that, it made her less conspicuous and no-one would see her and Randy together and start spreading rumors.
"Randy you shouldn't have," she said smiling brightly looking at the glamorous clothing that was right up her alley.
"It's the least I can do after all you've done for me," he said, "you prayed for me, you healed my hand, it's like you really care about me," he said taking off his jacket and throwing it over his computer chair.
"Of course I care about you," she said and tapped his giant hand not sure if he could even feel it until he smiled and she was certain he had.
"Did you see the Barbie shower and bath set?" he asked heading towards the bathroom to turn on the shower.
Melina gulped, "I sure did," she said holding the sparkly halter and matching skirt set up to her body, "I used it earlier today – well, I meant to then I kind of changed my mind,"
"So you haven't showered yet?" Randy asked her and Melina reluctantly nodded, "Well you have to try it real hot water comes out and everything!" Randy said enthusiastically.
Melina furrowed her brow, "You sure are into Barbie accessories for a 6' 4" stud," she said questioningly.
"Hey anything that sprays water is cool in my book, except Triple H," he said and Melina snickered, "Wait a second did you just call me a stud?" he asked coming closer to her. Melina's eyes widened as the smirk on Randy's face grew wider the closer he came.
"Well I call it as I see it," she said remaining cool as Randy gently picked her up and took her over to the bathroom.
"What are you doing?" she said panicking as the heat from the shower spray made her hair go flat and her t-shirt stick to her body. He sat her on the shelf where her Barbie shower and bath set was already set up.
"I'm making sure you're fresh and clean for our trip to Jamaica," he said putting her inside the mini pink and gold shower cubicle.
Melina hastily poked her head back out, "Randy I don't think I should be in here with you," she said thinking about Nitro. She quickly looked away as Randy got under the shower.
"Melina relax I won't look, you've got your own cubicle, not to mention some Barbie shower gel, a pink wash cloth and a pink bath robe what more does a girl need?" he told her reassuringly.
Melina looked around the cubicle, she had to admit it was pretty cool it was like a real shower, "Okay," she said and turned on the hot water, "ARGHHHHHHH!"
Melina's scream could be heard all over the house her miniature size did nothing to reduce the volume of the Diva's notorious primal scream. Luckily nobody was home to hear it except for two RAW Superstars named Shawn Michaels and Johnny Nitro who had snuck in after following Randy home from the autograph signing and finding a spare key under the mat. On hearing the scream Nitro dropped the key and ran up the stairs to where the scream came from with Shawn right behind him. Nitro burst into Randy's room on hearing the shower spray his imagination got the better of him.
"That sonofabitch!" he yelled and Shawn slapped his hand over Nitro's mouth.
"You're just like Hunter and Lord knows I don't need another one in my life: don't let your imagination get the best of you!" he said firmly but quietly.
"But he could be raping her in there!" Nitro said lowering his very agitated voice.
Shawn shook his head, "I don't think so, I mean she healed his hand Nitro, when a girl can do things like that for you it's most likely you'd try to stay in her good graces, there's also the added problem of the size difference," Shawn looked over Randy's bed and saw all the new doll clothing, "he's taking care of her look," Shawn said pointing to the bed. Nitro's head almost snapped off when he did a double take and saw all the fancy doll clothes spread over Randy's bed.
"Oh yeah I forgot she's a doll, he couldn't even if he wanted to," he said seething, "I can't believe he did this!" he said pulling at his hair,
"He was stalking her at Carlito's house, Shawn the man needs help!"
Shawn picked up a pair of fluffy doll boots, "You don't have to tell me twice," he said raising his eyebrow at the item.
The bathroom door started to open and Shawn dropped the boot and looked at Nitro, "Under the bed!" he said and they both crawled under Randy's bed. Out of the bathroom came Randy tied up in his navy blue robe holding Melina tied up in her hot pink robe. He placed her gently on the bed as she towel dried her hair. Randy handed her a pink Barbie hairdryer and she looked up at him in amazement.
"Sorry about the shower spray, who woulda thought the water in a Barbie shower would be so hot?" he said drying his hair. Shawn and Nitro looked at each other.
"He bought her a Barbie shower?" Nitro said and Shawn tried his best not to sound sarcastic when he said,
"The WWE Diva shower's not out yet," and Nitro shot him a disapproving look.
"Oh Randy you thought of everything," Melina said taking the hairdryer, "does it really work?" she asked looking at it closely.
"You think I'd buy you a Barbie hairdryer that didn't really dry hair?" Randy answered. Nitro and Shawn looked at each other again.
"He bought her a Barbie hairdryer?" Nitro whispered incredulous to what he was hearing when a small pink object fell onto the floor and bounced in front of them. Randy quickly picked it up.
"With attachments?" Nitro said to Shawn in disbelief and HBK bit his bottom lip trying not to laugh.
"Okay you get ready over there I'll get ready right here," Melina said making sure they didn't see each other change.
"Melina I would never violate your privacy," Randy said sincerely.
"Turn around Randy," Melina commanded: she wasn't taking any chances.
Randy sighed, "Okay I'll go change in my parents' room," he said taking his clothes with him. Melina exhaled, relieved that Randy was such a gentlemen which couldn't be said for the man pulling her from off of Randy's bed with the force of a hurricane.
"Nitro!" she cried at the sight of her boyfriend.
"Let's go," Shawn said motioning over to the door and Nitro was right behind him.
"Hey stop I'm working here!" Melina yelled.
"You're what?" Nitro exclaimed halting instantly causing Shawn to turn back and see what the problem was. "You call sitting on top of Randy Orton's bed in a pink bath robe drying your hair work?" Nitro asked in disbelief.
"For this particular assignment it is! I really think I can help him," Melina argued back.
"The guy thinks you're a doll he's beyond help!" Nitro retaliated.
"Nobody is beyond help!" Melina shouted defiantly.
"Come on before Randy sees us, you two can argue in the car," he said.
"No wait hang on Shawn," Nitro said and Shawn pulled his hands over his face in frustration.
"Kids," he said exasperated then he felt cold all of a sudden and was compelled to look up the stairs figuring that up there was the source of his sudden discomfort.
Randy straightened out his collar in the mirror and smoothed down the side of his hair once again.
"Good to go," he said with a smile and was about to exit the room when something caught his eye in the mirror.
"How did you get in here?" he said to the man he conspired against ATM with at Miami International airport. The man's face was like a stone mask, Orton wasn't even sure if he was human, "Hey I'm talking to you," Randy said impatiently and turned sharply to address the man directly but he had disappeared. Where he go? Randy thought to himself. He walked towards the door.
"I thought we had a deal," the man said from behind causing Randy to almost jump out of his skin.
"How did you get in here?" Randy asked his heart-rate increasing rapidly.
"You shouldn't concern yourself with my inability to answer a simple question," the man answered.
As Randy looked closely at this man it became painfully obvious that he was not human. Randy turned away from him and grabbed the door handle but the man stopped him from turning it by clutching Randy's wrist.
"Why do you still have Melina the Miraculous in your possession?" the man asked him.
"They're all separated from each other, what difference does it make if I have Melina?" Randy answered.
"As long as she's here there's a chance that her boyfriend could find her," the man answered.
Randy huffed, "Please, Nitro's on his way to Jamaica with the rest of the locker room," he said confidently.
The man gnashed his teeth vehemently, "Oh really?" he said, "Why don't you take a look at who's standing in your front passage?"
Randy frowned and the man released his hand. When Randy looked at where he'd been held his wrist had turned an unnatural blotchy red. He looked up at the man disparagingly but with butterflies in his stomach. Walking out of his parents' room to the stairs he saw Nitro arguing with Melina. Randy got hot and turned back to the man aggravated by what he saw.
"Look man I don't know how he got in here," Randy said holding his hands up.
"It doesn't matter how, all that matters is that she's in safe hands again, unlike yours," the man said and Randy felt a strange tingling in his hands. He looked at them and saw that the red blotches had spread, suddenly he got hot like his blood was boiling and started to pull out his collar but he still wouldn't cool down. The man smiled as Randy's face started to show the red blotches as well.
"That looks pretty bad," the man said insincerely, "looks like a case of bad blood,"
Randy looked in the mirror outside his parents' room and saw that his face looked like a giant boil that was about to burst, when he moved his face it burnt uncontrollably and he screamed out in pain.
"What have you done to me!" he screamed and the man laughed.
Melina's ears pricked wide open at the awful sound of laughter and screaming and Nitro turned to look up the stairs.
"He's here," Melina said.
"Who's here?" Nitro asked confused.
"The demon that turned Lita, Trish and me into dolls, quick Nitro you gotta take me upstairs!" Melina said.
Nitro hesitated, "Are you sure you can tackle him by yourself?" he asked concerned for Melina's safety.
"I have to make sure Randy's okay," Melina answered and even though Nitro didn't like it he didn't want anything bad to happen to Randy again so he flew up the stairs and saw the horrific sight of a deformed Randy Orton cowering on the floor under the shadow of a tall man with dark hair.
"Well what do we have here? Witnesses to the death of the Legend Killer," the man said menacingly and Nitro realized that it was no man he was looking at.
"Put me down!" Melina said firmly but Nitro shook his head.
"No way," he said, "you're not going anywhere near that thing!" he said fearfully.
"Johnny I understand your concern for me but 2 Timothy 1:6 says to stir up the gift of God through the laying on of my hands. I have to heal Randy, it's my calling now let me do my job!" Melina said passionately and Nitro started to shake violently fighting the logical part of his brain telling him to take Melina and get the Hell out of there but then he let her go realizing that his girlfriend was a doll and he was in a house with the demon that did it: logic was out of the question.
Melina ran over to Randy and jumped on his leg and climbed up to his arm. Randy felt something pulling on him and he looked over and saw Melina there, even just seeing her made him feel better. The same could not be said for Melina who feared what the demon had done to his blood but she smiled at him anyway and told him to be still. She sat in his hand and put her hands on his palm and closed her eyes, "Then He called His twelve disciples together and gave them power and authority over all demons, and to cure diseases. In the name of Jesus Christ I heal you with the precious Blood that was shed so you and I may have eternal life,"
Melina opened her eyes and saw that the blotches were still there.
"HA!" the man laughed, "It doesn't work without the Tallit," he said and Melina turned back to look at Randy.
"No it's not that it's your blood it's bad!" she said to Randy, "What did you agree to? What did the demon say he would give you if you turned me into a doll?" she asked but Randy was in too much pain to talk. Melina rattled her brain, "It must be something important – your career!" she said and Randy nodded, "What about your career you're doing great, what are you afraid of?"
Randy lifted his hand gingerly and pointed to Shawn Michaels who was standing in the corner.
"You're scared of Shawn?" Melina asked and Randy nodded, "But why?"
"Why?" asked the demon coming forward, "Because Shawn Michaels could destroy his career with a click of his fingers that's why! Him and that Triple H!"
Randy nodded and Melina shook her head, "Randy you've got nothing to be afraid of, just confess Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior and He'll take care of this right now!"
Randy hesitated and the demon turned to Shawn and smiled evilly, "Randy how would you like for me to take away your sores?" he said.
Randy nodded violently and Melina tried to reason with him, "No Randy please you can't make a deal with him he's been sent by Satan to tempt you don't you see? You're selling the Devil your soul!"
But Randy wouldn't hear it and gave the man the Evolution thumbs up.
"No!" Melina cried wishing Lita was here.
The dark man smiled, "Very well, I'll make it so that Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hurst Helmsley never intimidate you again,"
Shawn stood tall and stared the demon down unafraid and prepared to attack it. Randy and Nitro looked between the demon and Shawn expecting something to happen but nothing did and the demon looked confused.
"Is that the best you can do?" Shawn said walking towards the demon who began to step back fearfully, "You know a very good friend of mine once said "Behold, I give you the authority to trample on serpents and scorpions, and all over the power of the enemy" – that would be you ugly – "and nothing shall by any means hurt you," That friend's name is Jesus and He told me to tell you to get outta here now before something really bad happens to you!"
The demon trembled and fled.
"Shawn come here!" Melina cried jumping on Randy's shoulder but Randy grabbed her and ran into his bedroom locking the door behind him. Shawn and Nitro banged on the door but they were unable to get in. Randy grabbed his suitcase and climbed out the window. He jumped down and ran to his car. By the time Shawn and Nitro realized he had run out of the house he was speeding down the road.
"He's on his way to the airport let's go!" Shawn said and they jumped into their rental car.
"Wow Shawn that was amazing!" Nitro said as they followed Randy's car, "You scared that demon to death I mean to even more death!"
"Yeah but Randy sold his soul to the Devil! Melina was right that kid is in serious trouble he needs help," Shawn answered.
Nitro touched Shawn's head, "Did Lita give you some of that anointing oil?" he asked him observing Shawn closely.
Shawn frowned, "No, why?"
Nitro smiled, "Because you're covered with the spirit of her anointing,"
"What does that mean?" Shawn said.
"It means you're covered, protected like Lita," Nitro answered, "Just like before remember?"
Shawn went blank, "Oh you don't remember," Nitro said, "Anyway it's probably what stopped the demon from hurting you,"
"Right and it had nothing to do with the fact that I'm a born again Christian," Shawn replied sarcastically.
"Urm, Shawn? You were a born again Christian before but that didn't stop that demon from possessing you did it?" Nitro retorted and Shawn thought about it.
"You think Lita did this?" Shawn asked.
"I know Lita did this, she is so into you," Nitro said confidently and Shawn nodded then something suddenly occurred to him: Hunter was right, there was something going on between him and Lita he just didn't know what it was.
"Hunter!" Shawn said suddenly and his cell-phone rang right on cue. "Hello?" Shawn said.
"Shawn? It's Stephanie,"
"Steph are you okay?" Shawn asked.
"Yeah I'm fine but Hunter's not quite himself," she said looking at her husband.
"What's wrong with him?" Shawn asked worried.
"He's alright it's just that he's . . . I don't know . . . about 11 YEARS-OLD!!!" Stephanie yelled.
"He is?" Shawn asked in disbelief.
"Yes! I was locking up the house and I walked into the bedroom and there was this kid with long blond hair standing in front of the mirror with these huge pants circling his ankles and these huge shoes on his feet!" Stephanie explained, "Hang on a minute Shawn Hunter wants to talk to you," she said and passed the phone to The Game.
"Shawn?" Hunter said, "My pants don't fit and shoes are waaay to big and my wife has dressed me up like a skater boy! Do you have any idea what happened in the last ten minutes that could have caused this travesty of gigantic proportions?"
Shawn moved the phone away from his face so Hunter couldn't hear him chuckle then composed himself, "Can I talk to Stephanie a minute?" he asked and Hunter put Stephanie back on the phone.
"Yeah Shawn?"
"What makes you so sure that this kid is Hunter?" HBK asked.
"Well apart from the fact that he was standing in the clothes Hunter had on moments before, he knew about that new Hummer limousine my father just bought and nobody is supposed to know about that, I don't even know how he found out about it," Stephanie explained.
"Really?" Shawn said guility and coughed to change the subject, "Okay put him back on,"
"Shawn could you keep your mind off other people's women for one second and tell me what happened?" Hunter demanded.
Yep it's definitely him Shawn thought, "I have some idea what happened, in fact I know what happened but don't worry Hunter you're not supposed to be at the pre-Christmas party anyway, Stephanie can just say you're somebody's kid,"
"I AM NOBODY'S KID! I AM THE GAME!" Hunter roared but it came out more like a tantrum.
"Yes you are The Game now go with Stephanie and we'll handle this when we get to Jamaica," Shawn said.
"Why are you talking to me like that?" Hunter asked.
Shawn was desperately trying to stop himself from laughing, "Like what?" he said red-faced.
"Like I'm a kid," Hunter said.
"Well I am older than you, by like, thirty years," Shawn said.
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY HUH?" Trips roared and Stephanie had to leave the room because she was starting to laugh herself, "Where the Hell are you going?" he said turning towards her, "Hang on Shawn I gotta talk to my wife, I'll see you in Jamaica,"
"Okay don't worry we'll fix this," Shawn said.
"Oh you got that right! Okay see ya," Hunter said and hung up.
Shawn pocketed his cell-phone and Nitro looked at him not sure if what happened was good or bad.
"Am I mistaken or did I hear you say Hunter could come to the pre-Christmas party as a kid?" Nitro asked and Shawn nodded.
"Oh yeah, in fact I think Hunter just found the perfect way to crash the pre-Christmas party undetected," he said.
"Is he okay?" Nitro asked.
"Let's just say that there better be a lot of kids at this thing or he's gonna get real bored," Shawn said and Nitro frowned; between Melina being turned into a doll and Hunter being turned into a kid, his career in the WWE wasn't quite turning out like he thought it would.