Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.
Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars and three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!
Nine – Raymond the Mysterious
The Hilton, Kingston, JA:
Cassidy looked up at the sky from the inside of her room; Jamaica was the most beautiful place she had ever seen and she had a great view from inside her hotel room, she could even see Montego Bay. Wow I wonder what it would be like to swim in that? she thought. That thought soon gave way to the veranda outside her hotel room, it was sturdy iron woven into the shape of flowers painted black, definitely strong enough for her to balance on. Her brother had gone to see if Charlotte and LC had arrived, she was in the room alone with no one to tell her no. The window opened up just like a door, she could easily wheel herself out there and get on that veranda. She smiled mischievously and opened the window up. She rolled out onto the veranda and put her hands on the black railing, putting a lot of pressure on it just like she would the high beam in her gymnastics class. She took a deep breath and holstered her body up onto the banister. Even though she couldn't stand on it she certainly could walk on her hands which is what she planned to do until her brother came in and saw her out of her wheelchair.
"Cassidy!" he said bringing her back into the hotel room and putting her on the bed.
"So close," Cassidy said to herself, she believed in her heart that she was destined to be a gymnast and this trip to Jamaica was her opportunity to prove it and also get that permanently worried look off her brother's face. He was terrified that she was going to have another accident but she refused to let go of her dreams just because she might get hurt again; she already was hurt and she could handle it.
"I don't know what I'm gonna do with you," he said wearily.
She sighed as her brother picked her up to put her back in her wheelchair then her eye caught sight of the coolest car she's ever seen.
A Hummer limousine pulled up outside the hotel, inside it sat Vince McMahon, Linda McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Shane McMahon, Aurora Rose McMahon-Helmsley and an 11 year-old blond haired boy asleep on Stephanie's lap.
"Who did you say this kid was?" Shane asked looking at the kid strangely.
"He's um, this boy who I'm looking after for the weekend," Stephanie answered.
"Oh you're doing one of those Big Sister things?" Vince asked and Stephanie nodded. "You know he looks kind of familiar," Vince said leaning forward to get a closer look at the boy, suddenly the boy jerked and his foot hit Vince right in the face, "Ow!" Vince yelled clutching his face.
"Oh he must be a rough sleeper," said Linda patting Hunter on the back sympathetically. Vince looked at the boy again.
"He's smiling," Vince said narrowing his eyes.
"What?" Stephanie said, "Daddy don't be ridiculous,"
"I'm telling you he's got a smile on his face, look," Vince said coming close to Hunter again and Hunter jumped up.
"ARGHHHH!" he screamed and punched Vince in the eye.
"Hunter!" Stephanie said admonishing her little husband as Linda attended to her's.
"What's his name?" she asked her daughter.
"Hunter?" Shane repeated curiously.
"Coincidence?" Stephanie said holding Hunter in her arms.
"Are you sure they're not related somehow? I can see similarities in his features," Shane said.
"Yeah and the fact that he's really starting to piss me off!" Vince said blinking feeling back into his eye.
Hunter sat up in his wife's lap, "Can we go Mrs. Helmsley, I don't wanna stay with these people anymore!" he whined.
"Hey we're Mrs. Helmsley's family show some respect," Shane said firmly.
"You guys are related to her?" Hunter asked and Vince and Shane nodded. Hunter turned to Stephanie pointing at her father, "Are you telling me that ugly old bastard is your father?"
Linda gasped covering her mouth.
"Yes he is," Stephanie said and Vince and Shane looked at her in surprise. Hunter jumped over onto Vince's lap, "Sir I think you need to take a paternity test, it's time to find out who Mrs. Helmsley's real father is," he said.
"Why you snot nosed little punk!" Vince yelled and Hunter jumped back onto Stephanie's lap and stuck his tongue out, "That's it, he's banned from the pre-Christmas party!" Vince barked.
"Daddy don't be ridiculous," Stephanie said hugging Hunter.
"Don't Daddy me this kid is a degenerate!" Vince said.
"You know what it's that DX they're a bad influence on children," Shane said and Stephanie rolled her eyes, "Don't roll your eyes at me Steph, should an 11 year-old kid be talking like that?"
"No an 11 year-old kid should not be talking like that," Stephanie replied thinking how ironic this whole thing was.
"Well tell him to apologize then," Vince said.
"Yeah," Shane added.
"Come on Hunter just two words," Linda said encouraging Hunter to be good.
Hunter raised his eyebrow, "Two words?" he asked mischievously.
"Yes honey, just two words," Linda said sweetly.
Hunter stood to his feet, "Well in that case Mr. and Mr. McMahon I've got two words for ya," Hunter felt someone tug on his shirt and he turned to see Stephanie's eyes imploring him not to say what he was about to say and he sighed, "Maybe later," he said and Vince and Shane grunted in disapproval.
"Come on guys let's get into the hotel," Stephanie said as the valet opened the door of the Hummer limousine to let her and Hunter out. Linda took Aurora Rose in her carrier and Vince and Shane came out last.
"Man what a beautiful country," Vince said looking around at New Kingston, watching all the people go past thinking of how much money he could make off of them. "With no DX this could turn out to be the best pre-Christmas party ever,"
"I can't believe what Hunter did to your private helicopter," Shane said shaking his head in disapproval.
"Well I'd like to see him blow up my new Hummer limousine," Vince said confidently and Hunter reached into his pant pocket and jingled a set of keys.
"Be careful what you wish for Vince," he said looking at the keys, "You just might get it,"
"Man that cab's going pretty fast," Stephanie said looking down the road through her sunglasses.
"So is the one behind it," Linda said shielding her eyes from the sun.
"Here Mrs. McMahon," Hunter said holding up his visor for Linda to take.
"Why thank you Hunter," Linda said gratefully taking the visor and slipping it on.
"Suck up," Vince said to Shane about what Hunter just did and he nodded in agreement. "Hey Shane how about these shorts?" Vince said ignoring both Linda and Stephanie who were watching two cabs speed down the road, "'Tis the season, at least in Jamaica anyway!"
"Looking good Dad!" Shane said giving Vince the thumbs up.
"Watch out!" the valet yelled getting out of the Hummer limo as a cab came crashing into it from behind followed quickly by another cab which crashed into the back of it. Out of the first cab jumped Randy Orton who ran into the hotel with his feet barely touching the ground.
"Orton!" Hunter said menacingly and ran after him.
"Hunter come back!" Stephanie yelled.
"Stephanie!" Linda cried holding Aurora, "Go get her!" Linda said to her husband and son.
"Come on Dad!" said Shane.
"Look at that Shane 'O, not a scratch!" Vince said too busy admiring the strength of the Hummer limousine to even realize that his daughter had taken off into the hotel after Hunter and Randy.
"Vince!" Linda yelled in annoyance.
"What?" Vince replied clueless.
"Come on Dad let's find out what's going on," Shane said and he headed with his father into the hotel. After they had gone Linda looked back over to the Hummer limousine, she walked over to where the cab had crashed into it and nodded her head in approval.
"Not a scratch," she said, "Money well spent, huh Aurora?" she said to the sleeping baby girl.
Nitro and Shawn looked over at the limo from the back of the cab.
"I guess we got a little carried away," Nitro said.
"Whatever this is an emergency, Linda's talking to Aurora now get in there before she sees you!" Shawn said pushing Nitro towards the door.
"Wait aren't you coming?" Nitro asked him.
"I can't go out there like this the McMahon's will recognize me in a second!" Shawn explained.
"Well what are we gonna do?" Nitro asked, "Shawn I need you!"
"I'll think of something now go!" Shawn said and Nitro jumped out of the cab and ran into the hotel without Linda seeing him.
Shawn sighed, they had just chased Randy Orton all the way from the Norman Manley International Airport there was no way he was giving up now.
"I need a disguse," he said to himself, just as he said that JTG and Shad from Cryme Tyme jumped into the cab.
"Irish Town, St. Andrews!" JTG said to the cab driver who nodded, "Hey Shad look its The Heartbreak Kid!"
"And so it is!" Shad said getting a good look at the Showstoppa, " Whassup HBK?"
"How's it goin' Shad," Shawn replied distracted by his complex situation.
"Word on the street is you and your boy got banned from this Jamrock party," Shad said leaning over the back of the cab seat as it pulled away from the curb.
"I sure did," Shawn replied noticing that the cab was moving and he was still in it, "I'm sure you guys can identify with that, I didn't even do anything wrong,"
"Weren't you ridin' in VKM's private helicopter?" Shad asked.
Shawn nodded, "I was ridin' alright," he said.
"Word on the street – and by street, I mean the RAW male locker room?" Shad explained.
"I understand," Shawn said.
"You was ridin' with Lita," Shad says and Shawn lowered his head, the last thing he wanted were any rumors circulating about him and Lita.
"Look Shad let me explain," he started.
"So you was with Lita in Vince's private helicopter?" JTG asked curiously.
"No it wasn't like that!" Shawn said.
"So he was ridin' dirty?" Shad said to JTG.
"Guys please!" Shawn said to both of them.
"He was ridin' dirty with Lita!" JTG said to Shad.
"No, no, no!" Shawn said.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Shad and JTG said back.
"Look Lita was having a really bad day so I used Vince's private helicopter to take her to see my family, we told her to cheer up and gave her a Chimallis necklace. We hopped back in the helicopter came back to the party-"
"You party?" Cryme Tyme asked at once.
"It was Carlito's breakfast party," Shawn explained, "Anyway I -"
"Carlito's breakfast party oh man that was off the heezy!" JTG said.
"You were there?" Shawn asked.
"Dude, I heard that party was sick, it had strippers and mud wrestlers!" Shad said animatedly.
"Oh God," Shawn said putting his head between his knees.
"And DX blew up the bossman's helicopter and threw him into the neighbor's yard!" Shad finished and hi-fived JTG who was very impressed to know that HBK liked to party.
"You know what Shawn we thought you were a stuck up Bible basher, but for you to be at one of the coolest parties of the year makes you the man to us," JTG said putting his arm around HBK.
"Gees that means a lot to me JTG," Shawn said sarcastically.
"I don't think Shawn's feeling you dogg," Shad said noticing the unenthusiastic response of the Heartbreak Kid to JTG's compliment.
"Guys I'm in a serious situation, well, my friends are and I have to get back to the hotel to help them," Shawn explained.
"But you can't go inside cos you're not even supposed to be here," Shad finished for him.
"Exactly," Shawn said.
"We hear you dogg and we got the perfect solution to your dilemma," Shad assured Shawn.
"What's on your mind?" Shawn asked curiously.
"A little thing Shad and I like to call Negro Incognito," JTG replied and Shad frowned.
"No Jay that's when a black man dresses up like a white man," he said.
"Oh yeah," JTG said.
"Shawn we're gonna give you an early Christmas present," Shad said smiling like a Cheshire cat.
"Oh yeah I got it now," JTG said enthusiastically, "We're gonna give you a Jamake-over!"
"Yeah Brooklyn style!" Shad added.
"Perfect!" Shawn said then he realized how lame that sounded," I mean I'm down with that!" Shawn said hi-fiving both Shad and JTG who embraced him enthusiastically as the cab driver pulled up outside a little white house in Irish Town where a skinny Jamaican man was standing.
"Whassup Patrick," JTG greeted the skinny man with a gold ring on almost every finger.
"Hey mon, good to see you could come back to Jamrock and see you're old friend Patrick," the man said pulling JTG and Shad into a hug while Shawn Michaels paid the cab driver.
"Hang around we won't be long," Shawn said to him and the man nodded.
When Shawn turned around Patrick was standing right in front of him and held out his hand which Shawn Michaels shook politely, "How you doin'," he said.
"The Heartbreak Kid," Patrick said with a grin showing the whitest teeth HBK had ever seen, "What bring's you to Jamrock?"
"He's here to get a Jamake-over," JTG answered coming over to them.
"Brooklyn style," Shad added and Patrick nodded giving Shawn the once over from head to toe.
"And we're in a hurry," Shawn added.
"Don't rush him Shawn!" JTG said.
"Yeah you want it to look good don't you?" Shad said.
"I'm sorry Patrick but my friends are in trouble and I have to help them," Shawn said.
Patrick shook his head, "Shad and JTG are always in trouble," he said cynically.
"No not these guys, look I don't have time to explain but I need this thing to happen now so I can get back to the hotel," Shawn said.
Patrick touched the little silver cross around Shawn's neck and gave him a broad smile showing a gold tooth on the left side of his mouth.
"You got no time but you got faith and I'm down with that," Patrick said, "After all I'm named after St. Patrick who turned to God in his time of need, now I have a chance to do the same for you,"
"I hear that," Shawn said and put his arm around Patrick, "St. Patrick was also born into a wealthy family which yours definitely will be if you can get me, Shad and JTG looking good to go in under 30 minutes,"
"HBK, you got yourself a deal," Patrick replied and looked up to the sky, "Thank you God!" he said and welcomed the three men into his house.
At the Hilton:
Randy tore down the lobby causing people to stop and stare as he went flying past. Hunter was right behind him but he thought he was running from HBK, when he looked back and saw that he wasn't he stopped and Hunter caught up with him. Randy looked at the boy closely then smiled. He took Melina from out of his shirt pocket and put her in front of Hunter's face.
"Look mamacita, it's The Game: travel size," Randy said sarcastically.
Hunter looked at his Evolution protégé with his characteristic Game face on and Randy just smirked at him. He put Melina on his shoulder and picked Hunter up, "I like you better this way," he said, "I think I could fit you in my pocket,"
"You know Randy just because he's a kid it doesn't change anything," Melina said and Randy frowned at her.
"What do you mean?" Randy said as he threw Hunter down and Stephanie gasped as Hunter nipped up to his feet taking Randy by complete surprise.
"She means I'm still The Game bitch!" Hunter said and jumped onto Randy, wrapped his legs around Randy's neck and did a Huracanrana spinning Randy into a nearby luggage carrier.
"Whoa!" Nitro gasped running into the hotel and catching the last bit of the action. Unfortunately Melina went flying too and she landed by the fountain in the middle of the lobby where Nitro couldn't see her.
Wow sick!" LC said coming out of the elevator with Carla, "That little boy just whooped Randy Orton's butt!"
"Hang on guys stay close," Edge said coming up behind them his eyes looking for Shawn and Nitro, instead he saw Randy, a little blond haired kid and the McMahons.
"Wow that was amazing!" Shane said coming over to Hunter, "Did you know he could wrestle Steph?"
"I had some idea," Stephanie said smirking.
"And you didn't tell us?" Vince said, "Come here son," he said reaching out to Hunter.
"ARGHHHH!" Hunter said and ran down the lobby away from Vince McMahon.
"Well at least he likes Stephanie," Shane said as Vince rubbed his chin.
"Yes and no family, this kid could be the next Rey Mysterio only white," Vince said seeing the merchandise in his head.
"Yeah we could call him Raymond the Mysterious," Shane said and Vince nodded.
"Yeah I like that!" he said and Stephanie rolled her eyes.
"You guys work on that while I look after him," she said walking towards the fountain where Hunter had ran.
Melina shook herself back into reality and looked around; the fountain behind her looked like the Great Wall of China and there were a lot of people standing around including a little girl who was coming closer to her. The girl picked her up and smiled widely.
"I can't believe it," she said as Melina stood perfectly still, "what are the odds?"
"Charlene!" LC cried running over to her friend with her arms opened wide.
"LC!" Charlene cried back and ran over to the bouncy little girl and they hugged jumping up and down.
"Hey look this is CarlaBcool!" LC said gesturing to the girl standing on her right smiling shyly.
"Hey CharlieCdiva," Carla said and Charlene's mouth dropped.
"I don't believe it, you're here too?" she said ecstatic.
"Come on guys wait over here," Edge said motioning towards the fountain and Charlene's mouth dropped again.
LC smiled, "Yeah she came with him," she said pointing to Edge who was holding Carla's hand.
"You know Edge?" Charlene said in shock.
"Yeah, he helped save my life," Carla said and Charlene shook her head in disbelief.
"We'll tell you more we just have to wait for Cassidy," LC said.
"Oh yeah Cassie's here too, this trip just get's better and better!" Charlene said popping Melina out for everyone to see.
"Melina!" Nitro said on seeing his girlfriend in the little girl's possession.
"Nitro!" all the girls said in amazement.
"Johnny!" Edge said coming up to Nitro quickly.
"That's the real Melina she's got there!" Nitro said to him.
"I know and the other girls have Trish and Lita," Edge said and Nitro smiled.
"So they're all here?" he said and breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank God, at least we can keep our eyes on them until we can figure out how to change them back,"
Edge nodded as Orton started to get to his feet, "Let's go talk to the Legend Killer before he gets himself killed," he said and Nitro reluctantly agreed.
Hunter saw them moving towards Orton and thought he'd go over and rub it in that he had just gotten his butt kicked by an 11 year-old then he caught sight of three girls looking at him by the fountain and quickly changed his mind.