Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.
Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars and three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!
Ten – Vince, Cassidy and Tha Heartbreak Kid
Carla, LC and Charlene watched as Hunter came towards them.
"He's coming this way!" Charlene said.
"Did you see what he did to Randy?" Carla asked her.
"Yeah and he totally deserved it too," LC scowled as The Game came over.
"Hey," he said coolly.
Carla waved, Charlene smiled brightly but LC just punched him on the arm.
"I could have done that, I've got beef with the Legend Killer he made me cry in Miami airport," she said and Hunter liked her right away.
"What's your name?" he said holding his arm.
"I'm LC," she replied.
"I'm Charlene," said Charlene.
"And I'm Carla," said Carla.
"Nice to meet you," Hunter said to all of them then he turned his attention back to LC, "You think you could do a Huracanrana?" he asked incredulously, "I don't think so,"
"I so could, Lita's my favorite wrestler and I've seen her do it a thousand times, I could pull it off like that," LC said snapping her fingers.
"Oh yeah? Wanna practice on me?" Hunter asked flirtatiously.
"Okay!" LC said getting up on top of the fountain.
"LC are you sure this is safe?" Carla asked cautiously as the two kids positioned themselves to do the move.
"Don't worry I'm a professional," Hunter said and Melina's ears pricked up. A professional? she thought.
"I thought so," Charlene whispered to Carla.
LC wrapped her legs around Hunter's neck and spun him upside down executing a perfect Huracanrana.
"Yeah!" Carla and Charlene applauded.
"Hunter!" Stephanie barked as he slid over to where she was standing.
"LC!" Charlotte cried at seeing her little sister perform the wrestling move.
Stephanie stood Hunter to his feet, "That was totally irresponsible she could have hurt herself!" she said annoyed.
"Hey I know instincts when I see them and that girl has them up the ying-yang, plus it was totally worth it," Hunter said in a dreamily kind of way and Stephanie shook her head.
"I can't wait until you turn back," she said and looked up to see a pretty woman coming over to her who by the way she was holding LC had to be a relative.
"I have to apologize for my little sister's behavior," Charlotte says, "she's very competitive with boys,"
"I was going to apologize to you," Stephanie said, "but I gotta say your little sister's got some great instincts,"
"Well it doesn't surprise me, check out who her favorite wrestler is," Charlotte said showing Stephanie a Lita doll.
Hunter looked up recognizing the boots instantly and jumped to grab Lita but Charlotte was too high up.
"Wow she's so life like," Stephanie said looking closely at the doll.
"Steph!" Hunter said pulling on Stephanie's arm.
"Yeah you can shave her legs and everything," Charlotte added.
"Really?" Stephanie asked amazed.
"Steph!" Hunter yelled impatiently.
"Not now Hunter," she said but Hunter wouldn't let up.
"You have to get that doll!" he said pulling on her skirt.
"Hunter I said be quiet!" Stephanie said and shook her head at Charlotte, "Kids," she said and Hunter went red with anger.
"Come on LC," he said pulling LC away to the fountain.
"Is she your sister's?" Stephanie asked forgetting about Hunter for a minute to stroke Lita who felt like a dog being petted.
"Well technically she's mine, my sister gave her to me as a wedding present," Charlotte answered.
"That is so cute, congratulations!" Stephanie said now playing with Lita's hair, "You know it's amazing even though we're grown women we never lose the urge to play with dolls. It must be our maternal instincts,"
Charlotte's face saddened a little and she looked over at Carla, "Yeah, must be," she said.
Meanwhile over by the fountain:
"Hey did you guys get in trouble?" Carla asked LC and Hunter with Trish sitting on her shoulder.
"No, I think your Mom was kind of impressed by me," LC said to Hunter shyly noticing that he was still holding her hand. Hey this feels kinda nice she thought then shook the thought out of her head, get a grip LC! she admonished herself and squeezed down on Hunter's hand until he let go, "Can I have my hand back dear?" she snapped.
"Sure, ow! And she's not my Mom," Hunter said begrudgingly shaking the feeling back into his hand.
"Where's your Mom at then?" Charlene asked sitting Melina on her lap.
"I don't have one," Hunter answered and Carla looked down.
"Neither do I," she said sadly and looked up at Charlotte who smiled at her. But maybe I will soon she thought hopefully.
"LC where did you get that doll?" Hunter asked urgently.
"From my sister," LC answered.
"And where'd she get it?" Hunter asked and LC shrugged.
"Why?" she asked and Hunter wasn't sure if he should say anything, "Look guys I'm gonna tell you something and it's gonna sound really weird but I swear to you I'm telling the truth,"
"What that the dolls are real?" LC asked simply and Hunter did a double-take.
"You know?" he asked.
"Yeah we know," Carla said.
"We're supposed to be looking for Melina, I think that awful Randy's still got her," LC said disdainfully.
"Hello?" Melina said all of a sudden and Charlene jumped up screaming sending Melina into the air. All eyes were suddenly on the fountain as Hunter, LC, Carla and Charlene drew attention to themselves.
"Whoa she's real!" a little girl said as Melina scrambled to her feet and Charlene quickly rescued her.
"Yeah I saw her move too," said another little girl and suddenly a barrage of children came running over to Charlene.
"What's going on here?" said a tall man accompanied by a smaller woman coming over to Charlene.
"Hey Daddy my Melina doll can move!" Charlene beamed and Carla, LC and Hunter tried to pull her to one side but her new audience wouldn't let her leave.
"How much?" one girl said.
"What?" Charlene asked.
"How much for the doll?" the girl asked again and Charlene looked at the girl perplexed.
"I'll give you $200 for her," said one girl and Edge and Nitro looked over to see what was going on.
"How about $300?" said another girl.
"What about $350?" said another.
"Oh my God," Edge said, "They've got a bidding war going on for Melina!"
"Baby!" Nitro said grabbing his hair.
"Hey she's mine!" Orton said angrily and Edge and Nitro pushed him back into the luggage carrier.
"$500!" said another girl and Melina couldn't believe her ears.
"$1 million dollars!" Hunter said and everybody stopped to look at him.
"What would you want with a doll?" a girl asked dismissively.
"It's not for me it's for . . . my Big Sister, hey sis!" Hunter called and Stephanie looked over at all the commotion.
"What is going on over there?" she said and wondered over with Charlotte in tow.
"Hunter what are you doing?" Stephanie asked.
"Whoa it's Stephanie McMahon!" one of the girls said to another.
"Carla go stand next to Charlotte!" Trish said and Carla obeyed trying to be subtle about it. Trish stood up tall on Carla's shoulder and called up to Lita who was sticking out of Charlotte's leather handbag trying to cool down.
"Lita!" Trish called up to her and Lita looked down at her sweltering in the heat from the bag as well as the weather, "Its Hunter!" Trish said, "That little boy is Hunter!"
"Okay I'm coming down," Lita said trying to wiggle out of Charlotte's handbag.
"What's going on over here?" asked Vince McMahon sticking his head between Stephanie and the crowd.
"Whoa it's Vince McMahon!" said Charlene's father to his wife who nodded impressed.
"Yes I am Vince McMahon but today I'm just like every one of you, except several times richer now will somebody tell me why there is so much interest in this Melina doll?" Vince asked.
"She can move!" a girl answered and Melina sneezed from all the dust she acquired when she fell to the floor.
"And she can talk!" another girl said.
"She can?" Vince asked and reached into his pocket for his cell-phone and pressed a number, "Eric? Why didn't you tell me the new Melina doll we were releasing was out already? It's not supposed to be out? Well I'm looking right at it . . . okay, okay I'll take care of it right now and by the way Eric YOU'RE FIRED! Have a Merry Christmas!" Vince said and put his cell-phone away and everyone looked at him stunned, "There seems to be some kind of confusion children, you see, this doll wasn't supposed to be released yet and somehow this one has been stolen from out of our offices. Therefore I am reclaiming it as stolen property and you can purchase it when it comes out in a few weeks from your local retail outlet,"
"What is he talking about?" Lita asked Trish.
"He's got Melina mixed up with some other doll," Trish answered, "Let's go," she said and she and Lita crept over towards Vince.
"I'm waiting," Vince said holding out his hand to Charlene who was crying not wanting to lose Melina again.
"But Mr. McMahon somebody stole this doll from me, I don't want to lose her again!" she pleaded.
"Well then you know exactly how I feel," Vince replied and he snatched Melina from out of her hands.
Hunter looked at Charlene who was crying on her Dad's leg and he scowled at Vince.
"You sonofabitch!" Hunter said and grabbed hold of Vince's hand and bit it.
"ARGHHH!" Vince screamed dropping Melina on the ground.
Suddenly all these hands started reaching for Melina and she moved out of the way, dodging each hand coming from the left and right.
"Lina!" Trish and Lita cried out and she caught sight of them.
"Guys!" she cried stretching out her hand to them and just as she did, two hands gently picked her up. Lita and Trish watched as a little girl in a wheelchair pulled up to the fountain. The girl smiled over at Charlene who was looking at her with the brightest eyes and the biggest smile.
"Cassidy?" Charlene said slowly letting go of her father.
"Hey CharlieCdiva," Cassidy said sweetly.
LC and Carla came over to her, "Cassie!" LC said and hugged her friend.
"Hey," Carla said to Cassidy's brother Brandon who was standing behind her.
"We meet at last," Brandon said to Carla.
"Yeah it's like a reunion over here," LC said holding onto her big sister's hand as she waved at Brandon and Cassidy with the other.
"Congratulations," Brandon said to Charlotte.
"Thanks," Charlotte said.
Lita recognized the young man standing behind Cassidy's wheelchair from Carlito's breakfast party and smiled in amazement realizing that everything over the past two weeks was starting to come together in the coolest most awesomest way.
"Here you go Charlene," Cassidy said handing Melina to her friend who took her gratefully and was about to make a run for it when her father stopped her.
"Now Charlene that doll doesn't belong to you, it belongs to Mr. McMahon," he said.
"But Daddy!" Charlene pleaded.
"Charlene I know it's not fair but you would be doing what that awful man did to you and that's not how I brought you up," her father continued.
"But Dad!" Charlene interrupted him trying to explain that Melina was real then she looked down and saw Lita and Trish pointing to Cassidy. She peered down at them and read Trish's lips.
"Give Melina back to Cassidy!" Trish said and Charlene looked up at Melina who was smiling at her.
"Do you believe in God?" Melina said and Charlene nodded, "Well put me on Cassidy's leg and tell her later we're all gonna go for a swim and she's coming too,"
Charlene looked uncertain about it and her father was getting impatient, "Charlene what are you waiting for?" he asked her.
Charlene looked at Melina, "Trust me," she said and Charlene put her on Cassidy's lap and Cassidy looked up at her for an explanation.
"Later we're all gonna go for a swim and you're coming too," she said and Cassidy frowned at her.
"Charlene that's not funny," Brandon snapped, "you know my sister can't walk let alone swim,"
"Don't you believe in miracles?" Carla asked him and he looked at her strangely.
"Charlene, pull me up," Cassidy said.
"What?" Brandon said in surprise and Charlene pulled his sister out of the wheelchair and she did a back-flip landing directly in front of her brother causing everyone to gasp in amazement.
"Ta-da!" she said and he grabbed her in a huge hug with tears coming down his face.
"I can't believe it!" he said ecstatically and everyone looked at each other astounded by what they had just saw.
Charlotte, LC, Charlene and Carla jumped up and down knowing that what they had seen wasn't as half as important to all the spectators as it was to Brandon who was currently showering his little sister with kisses.
"But how?" he said, "How are you walking the doctor's said that injury paralyzed you for life?"
"It was a miracle Brandy," Cassidy said, "Didn't you say a lady at a party told you you'd see me walk again?"
Brandon thought back to that rowdy party back in Florida a couple of weeks ago and realized that woman had prophesized to him. I've got to find that woman he thought putting his sister down. Cassidy kissed Melina and was about to hand her back to the McMahons when Randy Orton came out of nowhere and snatched her away.
"Hey watch it!" Brandon said shielding his sister and Randy gave him a smirk and RKO'd him right in front of Cassidy.
"Brandon!" Cassidy yelled reaching over to her brother as Randy ran off.
"Tell me that wasn't Randy Orton?" Shane asked his sister.
"It was," Stephanie scowled watching the Legend Killer run like a coward.
Cassidy watched him too but from behind her wheelchair which she launched in his direction knocking him down from behind.
"Come on he's got Melina!" Nitro cried to Edge taking off after him with Cassidy, Charlene, Carla, LC and Hunter not far behind. Edge was about to join them when they saw two familiar dolls sitting on top of the luggage carrier looking down at him with a smile.
"Don't worry he won't get far," Trish said, "Now take me to my cabana boy," she said.
"At your service Madam," Edge replied taking them both down and walking towards the elevator.
Randy turned onto his back and saw all these kids coming after him. He quickly stood to his feet.
"Bring it on!" he said with an evil look in his eye.
"Randy please stop this insanity these are children!" Melina pleaded.
"They're not children they're little monsters that need to be put in their place!" Randy replied sinisterly.
Cassidy, LC, Charlene, Carla and Hunter encircled him.
"You're a bully Randy Orton," LC said angrily.
"Yeah and now we're gonna teach you a lesson," Charlene said pounding her fist into her hand.
"You can't get away from us!" Cassidy added.
"It's time to play The Game!" Hunter added and the girls looked over at him suspiciously and he shrugged, "What it's a great catch phrase!" he said.
LC hit Randy with a drop toe hold sending him back to the ground and Charlene grabbed his left leg pulling it back into a half Boston crab.
"Ow!" Randy moaned and he squeezed Melina causing her to scream.
"Melina!" Nitro cried running over to her.
"Okay LC finish him off!" Charlene said releasing Randy's leg which LC promptly took up and locked into the Ankle lock.
"ARGHHH!" Randy screamed in pain.
"Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!" they all chanted.
"Looks like we'll have to check out of this place," he said to Melina and he rolled through spinning LC into Nitro.
"LC!" Charlotte cried and stormed over to Randy and jumped onto his back and raked his eyes.
"ARGHHH!" Randy screamed again and stumbled towards the exit blindly crashing through the doors. As he rubbed his eyes the light of the sun told him he was outside and he smiled looking down at Melina thankful that the attack was finally over.
"We made it," he said to her but she wasn't looking at him, her eyes were on the person standing on Randy's left and as Randy looked up HBK's foot caught him straight in the mouth and he fell back onto the pavement unconscious.
"Oooh that's gotta hurt!" Shad and JTG said looking at the still body of the Legend Killer.
"Pick that up for me guys," said Shawn as he collected Melina from out of Randy's hand. Melina shielded her eyes from the sun and wasn't sure who was holding her now, the strange man in front of her had cornrows, a platinum grill, a huge platinum cross hanging down over his wife-beater, but there was something familiar about his eyes "Hey mama," and his voice.
"You've got to be kidding me," Melina said just then Cassidy, LC, Charlene and Hunter burst out of the hotel and saw Randy laid out and Cryme Tyme picking him up.
"Looks like RKO got KO'd," said LC.
"Damn straight," said JTG.
"By you two?" Cassidy asked.
"No," Shad replied as he flung Randy Orton over his shoulder and moved out from in front of HBK. LC, Charlene and Cassidy looked up at the thugged out white boy now holding Melina not recognizing him at all.
"Should we attack him?" Charlene asked LC.
"Are you crazy?" Hunter said, "That's my dogg!"
"Whassup Hunter!" HBK said, "Come over here and give your boy a hug!"
Hunter jumped up on HBK and the girls smiled thinking that Hunter had found his real family, they didn't know how wrong they were.
"I should have known you'd find yourself surrounded by a bunch of pretty girls," Shawn said.
"Well you know how I do, wanna go for a ride?" Hunter said giggling the keys to Vince McMahon's Hummer limousine and Shawn laughed thinking how much Vince was gonna pay for not letting them come to the pre-Christmas party.
"Not yet bruh, we got some serious bidness to take care of first," Shawn said looking at Randy Orton.
"Where do you want this playa?" Shad asked HBK.
"Follow me boys," Shawn said taking Hunter back into the hotel with LC, Charlene and Cassidy following him excitedly.
Carla had run to get Dan who quickly ran over to his wife to make sure she was alright and she assured him she was fine.
"She was so brave," Carla said and Charlotte smiled at her fondly.
Dan looked at them both seeing the same chemistry he noticed on the flight to Jamaica.
"Let's go find Edge," he said to his wife, "I think there's something very important we have to talk about,"
Charlotte nodded offering her hand to Carla who gladly accepted it.
"What about LC?" she said looking back at her little sister.
Carla smiled as LC skipped after Hunter and HBK with Charlene and Cassidy in tow, "Don't worry she's in good hands," she said.
Nitro's eyes widened as Cryme Tyme came towards him with a thugged out white boy leading the way. The unidentified male handed him Melina but his unmistakable smile told him immediately who it was.
"Thank you Shawn," he said looking at Melina relieved.
"I told you I'd think of something, luckily that something was to trust in God and He came through like always," Shawn said holding onto his cross.
"Shawn?" Cassidy, LC and Charlene said to each other thinking the man in front of them couldn't possibly be The Heartbreak Kid.
"Charlene!" called Charlene's father running over to her.
"Cassie!" called Brandon coming over to his sister.
"Uh oh," Hunter said.
"Come on move it!" LC said ushering HBK into the elevator and Cassidy and Charlene jumped in with her fast.
"What are you doing?" Nitro asked.
"You think our families are gonna let us come to the pre-Christmas party after all this?" LC said hiding behind Shad.
"Baby girl's got a point," Hunter said.
He called me baby girl LC mused dreamily then she knocked the thought out of her head, get it together LC! she admonished herself again.
"Ain't this kidnapping?" Shawn asked worriedly and Shad and JTG laughed.
"Man Shawn how you gonna get your friends outta trouble when you're always the one getting in trouble?" Shad said and JTG nodded.
"Just let me handle this alright?" Shawn replied, "Come on girls out, this is no time to be playing games," he said to Charlene, LC and Cassidy.
"Excuse me are you this boy's father?" Vince asked running up to Shawn before the elevator closed and Hunter stuck his tongue out at him.
"Move elevator move!" Shawn shouted and Vince frowned thinking how familiar that voice sounded as the elevator made its way to the penthouse floor.
"Nah," Vince said shaking his head at the idea that it could be HBK and the fact that Randy was knocked out over Shad from Cryme Tyme's shoulder totally escaped him.
"Stephanie get up there and keep an eye on that boy," he said and Brandon and Charlene's father followed her, "I've got some thinking to do," Vince said motioning to his son Shane, that thinking was mostly making sure that thugged out white boy didn't get in the way of his huge plans for the future star of the WWE Raymond the Mysterious, whoever he was.