Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+

Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.

Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars and three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!

Fourteen – Split Decisions

Hilton hotel:

The premier ballroom was almost fully prepared for the WWE pre-Christmas party. The decorations were hanging from all the windows telling anyone that didn't know that red, white and green were the only acceptable colors at this time of year. The ballroom opened up into a garden which featured a pool and wall light decorations and an arrangement of various Christmas decorations including a huge Santa Claus and Reindeer set. It was certainly something to see unfortunately the other guests at the hotel wouldn't be able to see it, the party was strictly invitation only and even some of those who were invited didn't want to be there. Edge was arguing with Trish over where Lita was and John Cena, Batista and Lashley were discussing when would be the best time to jump Cryme Tyme and that white boy that punked Cena out at Montego Bay. Brandon wouldn't want to be anywhere else though, he couldn't think of a better way to spend the Christmas holidays then in a room full of food watching his sister competing with Melina in a leg bending contest.

"Oh my gosh it's touching her eye!" Paul London said to Brian Kendrick as Cassidy bent her leg towards her face.

"Your sister is amazing," said Ashley Massaro who was leaning over Brandon flirtatiously.

"Thanks," Brandon said sheepishly.

"What are you doing over here all by yourself handsome?" Michelle McCool said coming over to Brandon.

"Excuse me? I'm here," Ashley said pointing to herself.

"Shouldn't you be getting ready to serve drinks?" Michelle said throwing her arm around Brandon.

"Hey can I have that?" Cassidy said coming over and pointing to Michelle McCool's cane.

"Sure you can doll face, anything for a cutie like you," Michelle said smiling exaggeratedly at Cassidy who looked at her skeptically.

"Michelle if you really wanna impress my brother do this," she said and did a double back flip and landed in the splits.

"Whooo!" London and Kendrick said clapping.

"Thank you," Cassidy said bowing, "your turn Michelle,"

Michelle took off her glasses handing them to Brandon.

"Can she do the splits?" Brandon asked London and Kendrick.

"Apparently," Brian Kendrick said.

"Ow!" Michelle yelped.

"I mean apparently not," Brian corrected himself.

"I can go lower, I know I can!" Michelle said forcing herself down and then she heard something snap and so did everyone else.

"Michelle are you okay?" Ashley said coming over to her.

"I can't move!" she said worriedly.

"Somebody call a doctor!" Ashley called out.

"That won't be necessary," Cassidy said as Melina dropped down in front of Michelle and put her hands on her legs. Michelle felt a tingling feeling around her inner thighs and dropped down into a perfect split feeling no pain at all.

"How did you do that?" Michelle asked Melina exuberantly.

"It's a gift," Melina said and popped back up to her feet pulling Michelle up to a standing position, "Now no more trying to impress boys by being something your not,"

"Okay," Michelle pouted and looked over at Brandon who smiled back considerately, "Do you like to dance?" she asked him.

"Not really," he said and Michelle turned her nose up.

"Well what am I wasting my time with you for?" she said rudely and hugged Melina, "You're right, it's better to be yourself,"

"You mean a bitch?" Ashley said.

"I'd rather be a bitch than a bad kisser," Michelle retorted and Ashley gasped.

"Who told!" she cried standing to her feet angrily looking around and saw Matt Hardy suddenly change direction and walk back out of the ballroom.

"Matt!" she said and stormed after him.

"Finally," Cassidy said spinning Michelle McCool's cane around in her fingers and sitting on her brother's lap, "I get to hang out with you without all these bimbos trying to get some,"

"Some?" Brandon said querying his little sister's choice of words.

"You know, hugs and kisses," she said ironically and her brother hugged her and smiled, "I'm sorry I forgot who this holiday was really about," he said and kissed her on the cheek and she laughed.

"That's right, this trip to the Caribbean is all about . . . Carlito!" Cassidy shouted jumping off her brother's lap leaving him surprised as the cool one approached with Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson accompanying him.

"Hello bella," Carlito said grinning and he kissed Cassidy on her cheek which she then touched amorously.

"So this is what Heaven feels like," she said dreamily and then she saw Torrie and Candice and rolled her eyes, "Oh, God let you in too? What are you doing here?" she said pointing her cane at the Playboy alumni.

"They're very interested in meeting the brother of the little girl that walked out of her wheelchair today," Carlito said, "Very interested," he said raising his eyebrow at Brandon suggestively causing the young man to go a little red.

"Hey Torrie, hey Candice," he said shyly.

"Hey Brandon," they said together and he gulped nervously.

"I'm afraid my brother's already seen enough silicone for one night, please take your services elsewhere," Cassidy said not taking to them as fondly as her brother did.

"Oh come on sweetie, there must be someway for us to get into your good graces," Torrie said patronizingly to Cassidy and the junior gymnast got an idea.

"Well if you really wanna impress my brother do this," she said and walked on her hands over to one of the many food loaded tables and picked the punch bowl up with her feet and brought it over to her brother leaving Carlito, Torrie and Candice in awe.

"You guys please don't," Brandon said, "I really do just wanna hang with my sister if you don't mind,"

"Nonsense!" Carlito said and turned to Torrie and Candice, "You're not gonna back out of a little competition are you?" he said indignantly.

"Maybe a swimsuit competition is more their thing," Cassidy said mockingly and Candice turned her nose up at her and started to kick off her shoes.

"Watch this Brandon, this may not be the only time you see me perform tonight," she said suggestively and Brandon put his head in his hands disconcertedly. Candice jumped up onto her hands with so much momentum she flipped onto her butt.

"Ow!" she said and Torrie started laughing along with Cassidy and Carlito, not to mention London and Kendrick who had joined the queue for the buffet table and were watching them from the corner on the other side of the room, "Oh like you can do better?" Candice snapped at Torrie viciously, "Come on what are you waiting for?"

Torrie put up her hands and pushed herself up straight and started to walk towards the food. She managed to keep her balance while heading for the next punch bowl along, when she felt something hard and round touching her feet she figured she'd got it and started to pick it up with everyone looking on in amazement. Then it all fell down – literally. The bowl barely left the table when it fell smashing to the ground. Torrie hopped out of the way but it was too late for the caterers who were still putting food out and didn't see the red punch spreading across the floor. The first one to slip fell back on to the waiter behind him. The wait staff were circling the ballroom so when one of them fell, it looked like a line of dominoes all falling down one by one dropping all the food they were carrying onto the floor. Carlito looked on in shock as Torrie and Candice fled the ballroom in a hurry.

"Yes they're finally gone," Cassidy said jumping back up on her brother's lap.

"Yeah but so's all the food!" Brandon said, "Cassie we're not even supposed to be here and look what we've done!"

"Vince is gonna kick your ass when he finds out what you let your little sister do," Michelle McCool said coming back over to them.

"Who's gonna tell him?" Cassidy asked irritated.

"I am," Michelle said and shrugged, "Hey I can't help it, I'm a bitch!" she said and walked away again.

"Where's Torrie I'm gonna kill her!" Kristal said pacing up and down looking for blond curly hair.

"There's nothing to eat," Lashley complained.

"Yeah we can't kick Cryme Tyme's ass on an empty stomach!" Cena complained.

"Man the wait staff look pissed, Torrie was smart to get outta here," Carlito said.

"The other Superstars don't look too happy either," Brandon said.

"And Vince is on his way!" Michelle McCool said just getting off her cell phone after leaving Vince a message.

"What are we gonna do?" Cassidy said to her brother anxiously.

"No worries guys, it's all taken care of," Melina said coming over with Nitro and pointing over to a skinny Jamaican man who was standing amidst everyone in the room.

"You all hungry?" Patrick said.

"Uh-huh!" everyone replied and half the roster still hadn't arrived yet.

"Well I'm gonna solve your problem, my name is Patrick and I live in Irish Town which isn't too far away from here. If you would all like to come with me I'll take you to a place where you can celebrate Christmas early in cool Caribbean style. It's called the Blue Mountains, it's on the northeast of Kingston and has a great view of the sea. All I need is someone to serve the food of which I have plenty,"

"Are you gonna pay us?" said the first waiter who fell over.

Patrick scratched his head, "Um . . ."

Melina tapped him on the shoulder, "You can bill Vince," she said.

"Sure!" Patrick replied.

"Hey can we come?" asked a few guests curiously sticking their heads in the premier ballroom with a need to party.

"Yes you can, no invitation required," Patrick said benevolently.

"Then let's go!" Kristal said and everyone started to leave the premier ballroom to follow Patrick to the Blue Mountains, along with several new people who wanted to hang with the WWE for a night on the beautiful island known as Jamaica. The ballroom was now empty except for immaculately placed decorations and a punch stained floor. Although the location had unofficially changed the WWE pre Christmas party was most definitely still on, it's just a shame no-one told Vince who stared at the empty room wondering where all the Superstars went.

Stephanie's room:

"Shawn come on we're missing the party!" Lita said whining at HBK who was sitting on the floor of Stephanie's penthouse suite pouting while Hunter devised his plan for revenge out on the balcony.

"It could be worse?" Lita suggested.

"Really? Worse then being forced to hang out with Stephanie's guests who happen to be my son and mother-in-law?" Shawn replied unamused.

"But they don't know that? I don't see why we can't have fun with this," Lita said sitting next to him, "I mean this isn't our fault, this is Vince's fault, we didn't do anything wrong. I bet if Becky knew she'd be on our side,"

"Not after Sharon twists the truth like pretzel bread! She'll make it sound like I'm having an affair!" Shawn fretted and Lita held his face in her hands.

"Shawn they don't know who we are, I say, they don't ever have to know," Lita said softly and Shawn felt himself giving into her.

"You know you're quite deceptive for a heavenly employee," he said finding himself charmed by how Lita's mind worked.

"God gave me a flair for danger, whoooo!" Lita said mimicking the Nature Boy and Shawn laughed and put his arms around her waist.

"Okay, let's play pretend," he said pulling her closer and Lita got nervous as the color of his eyes became the only color she could see.

"Well, well, well what do we have here? Lita and Shawn playing O.P.P," Shad said coming into the room with JTG not far behind him.

"We're not Shawn and Lita," Lita said mischievously,

"We're . . . we're . . ."

"Shavonne and Latoya," Shawn replied and Cryme Tyme burst out laughing.

"Man you guys really are ghetto fabulous," JTG said amazed.

"We're gonna pretend to be a couple for a bit longer," Shawn said.

"Yeah right, pretend," Shad said to JTG rolling his eyes, "Hey yo update on the pre-Christmas party, new location,"

"What?" Shawn said.

"New location?" Lita asked curiously.

"Yeah it's now at Patrick's club in the Blue Mountains," JTG explained.

"Patrick's got a club?" Shawn asked.

"He has now, he bought it with the money you gave him," Shad explained.

"But that was just this morning," Shawn said surprised.

"Hey people always need to party, it doesn't take long to open a club around here," JTG said.

"What happened to the premier ballroom?" Lita asked.

Shad showed her a picture of the premier ballroom he had taken on his cell-phone.

"How did that happen?" Lita said looking at the picture, when Shawn saw it he laughed himself into a ball.

"Word is it had something to do with Cassie and Brandon," JTG explained.

"They weren't even invited!" Shawn said laughing even harder, "Hey Hunter you gotta see this!" he said motioning to the little boy drawing plans for his revenge on Cameron and Stephanie.

"Not now Shawn I've got a masterplan to execute, now where are my allies?" he said looking around for Charlene and Carla, the former of which came out of the bathroom closing her cell-phone, "CharlieC, have you heard from CassED?"

"Yes my captain?" Charlene answered.

"Has she secured the device?" Hunter asked her formerly.

"She has intercepted Michelle McCool and has obtained her teacher's cane, she'll have it with her when we meet up at the party," Charlene answered.

"Very good, now it has come to my attention that the location of the party has been changed," Hunter said pacing back and forth like a general, "understand that this will not affect our plans, those bastards will taste the bitter end of our victory tonight!"

"Yes captain!" Charlene said saluting him.

"What about you CarlaBCool?" Hunter said coming over to Stephanie's bed where the quiet cadet was sitting looking uneasy, "Are you confident that you can execute your part of the plan with maximum efficiency?"

Carla winced, "I don't know Hunter-"

"Uh hum," Hunter scoffed at the improper way in which she addressed him.

"I mean my captain," said Carla, "it seems so far to go for a girl you're never going to see after tomorrow night,"

"You may be flying back to Bakersfield tomorrow-" Hunter started but Carla put her hand up to interrupt him.

"Actually this will be the first time I've ever been to Bakersfield," Carla said eagerly, "I can't wait to meet my new Grandma and Grandpa it's a whole new-"

"-That's great Carla but tonight your main objective is to make sure I have a story tell my family when I go back to Connecticut and it must start with, "You'll never guess what I did to Stephanie in the Caribbean" okay?" Hunter insisted.

"Okay," Carla said raising her eyebrow at him.

"Okay . . . ?" Hunter said waiting for a proper address.

"Okay captain," Carla said doubtfully.

"Hunter if you continue your first words when you get back to Connecticut are going to be "Mom, Dad I need a place to stay"" Shawn said.

"This isn't child's play Shawn, tonight you're son is going down!" Hunter said boldly, then he noticed Lita draped over HBK, "And apparently so will you later on tonight," he said suggestively.

"Hey everybody!" Sharon said coming back into the room with Stephanie, LC and Cameron who were holding hands.

"Hey Sharon," Lita said, "Did you find a pair of gold sandals to take back to Rebecca?"

"No, I don't really think they're her type. I might go back and see her actually, I think she's missing her family," Sharon said putting her shopping bags down.

"Is she okay? I mean quit bringing us down," Shawn said. "Maybe you should go and stop killing our buzz,"

"No stay, I insist," Stephanie said smiling deviously.

"You know we better get going if we're going to get to Patrick's in time for the party," Lita said.

"What? This is Jamaica nuthin' ain't happening 'til around 11 o'clock," Shad said sitting on the bed reading a magazine.

"Well I wanna get some air, let's take a ride in the Hummer limousine," Charlene said excitedly.

"Yeah it's got a built in DVD TV we could watch a movie," LC said to Cameron.

"Sounds like a good idea, how about Romeo and Juliet?" Cameron said snuggling up to her.

"Perfect, it ends in tragedy," Hunter said darkly and nodded to Carla and Charlene who followed behind him like soldiers in an army.

LC frowned concerned that she was isolating her friends by spending so much time with Cameron.

"You know maybe we shouldn't spend so much time together and hang out more with my friends," she said to Cameron.

"Why don't you like spending time with me? I mean we haven't seen each other since karate camp," Cameron said.

"I know but I think Hunter might be jealous," LC said worriedly.

"Why do you care? You're with me not him," Cameron said adamantly.

"Well Cam, he means a lot to me too," LC said honesty and Cameron gave her a decided look of honesty.

"Well LC it sounds like you've got some thinking to do because it's either him or me, you can't have us both," he said and LC nodded, she totally understood, what she needed was a reason to choose one over the other. How about he's not a real boy? her inner voice said. Sure she knew Hunter wouldn't be a kid forever and she probably wouldn't see him again after tomorrow night, but still LC wanted an iron clad reason to give either guy her heart and it didn't matter if it was for one night only or forever.

"Where is Shawn anyway? I wanted to ask him if he wanted me to make more of my special topping so he can enjoy it after Christmas is over," Sharon said as they all exited out of the hotel room

"I bet if HBK was here, he'd tell you your special topping sucked!" Shawn said and Lita started to laugh with her arm securely around his waist. Sharon grimaced at the thugged out couple.

"I bet if Shawn was here, he'd kick that boy's ass," Sharon said and Stephanie coughed to disguise the laugh that was threatening to burst out of her throat.