Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.
Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars and three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!
Fifteen – Payback Mountain
The moon lit the way up the hillside where Blue Mountains was located making it easy for the hoard of superstars, friends and random regular tourists to find the spacious apartment Patrick had turned into a club. The route was lined by palm trees and tropical plant life plus there was a great view of Dunn's River Falls which was a beatific waterfall just off the side of the mountain that was a sight worth the trip. Loud reggae music blared from the mountain top telling the local residents if they wanted a place to party, Blue Mountains was the place to be.
"Okay that's great guys, just like that!" said Patrick to the caterer who he had asked to put up a banner saying "WWE Pre-Christmas Party 2006." Inside the other caterers were preparing the food which was a combination of roast chicken, turkey, potatoes, yams and stuffing and jerk chicken, pork, ribs, dumplings, patties, salt fish, oxtail, mutton, stew peas and rice – all in all a colossal Caribbean Christmas combo.
"You guys done already?" Patrick said coming into the apartment and seeing all the food laid out and various Christmas decorations adorning the huge living space.
"We do the WWE pre-Christmas party every year, Vince only employs the best," one of the caterers said.
Patrick nodded, "I can see that, it's too bad Mr. McMahon won't be around to see your excellent work,"
"Actually it's kind of nice not having him breathe down our necks for a change," the caterer said honestly.
Patrick nodded thoughtfully, "Would you be interested in working for somebody else, say me?" he asked and the caterer pursed his lips in thought.
"We'll see how tonight goes, I wanna make sure no-one spills any punch and nearly disables my colleagues first,"
Patrick laughed and turned to address his guests, "Okay everybody dig in!" he said to the many people inside and outside the apartment/club then he slipped out to find Melina as the hungry guests piled inside.
"Hey Patrick the banner looks great, you were right having the pre-Christmas party here was a great idea," she said as he came over to her.
"Now all these people know where my club is, word of mouf is going to put Blue Mountains on the map and if all goes well I might have my own catering staff and I have you and your friends to thank," Patrick said hugging her gratefully.
"We like to try and help out as much as we can, thanks to you two of my friends can enjoy being at the party without worrying about the boss breathing down their necks," Melina said thinking of Shawn and Lita.
"He seems to do that a lot, maybe he tonight he'll realize that's not the best way to keep staff loyal," Patrick looked around, "Where are your friends?" he asked and Melina looked around too and finding herself alone with Patrick and a waiter serving drinks.
"I don't know," she said taking a glass of champagne off the waiter's tray with a polite smile, "I'm gonna find out, see you in a minute," she said to Patrick and walked down the stony steps to look for Trish, Nitro and Edge.
"Come on Patrick bust a move!" Kristal said to Cassidy's older brother who wasn't too keen on making any move except towards the buffet table.
"I'm not really big on dancing Kristal," he said hesitantly as the gorgeous Diva Search contestant whined her body up on him like a snake. Melina shook her head, Kristal was like the fifth Diva to make a move on Cassidy's brother, now the poor guy was exhausted and suffering from a severe case of Diva overload. She approached Kristal and tapped the rap video dancer on the shoulder.
"Wait your turn!" Kristal said to her rudely.
"I've been waiting but Smackdown seems Hell bent on embarrassing themselves even further by putting themselves where they clearly aren't wanted," Melina said and Kristal stared at her and put her hands on her hips offended, "No offence Kristal but Brandon's been through enough, seeing you dance is just too much, how do you expect him to survive the night by humiliating yourself with this whack dancing?"
"I thought you said no offence?" Brandon said.
"I'm sorry but if you're gonna dance you need someone good to dance with and Kristal honey, that ain't you," Melina said.
Kristal cocked her well-manicured eye-brow, "And just who is the best dancer here?" she asked implicitly.
Melina smiled and drank the last drops of her champagne, "You're looking at her, but I don't have time to prove it now, hold this for me will you?" she said and gave Kristal her empty glass which Kristal looked at in shock as the Latina walked away.
"Uh!" Kristal grunted stamping her foot and Brandon laughed finding Melina's burn very funny.
"Oh so you think this is funny?" she turned to Brandon almost giving herself whiplash, "This isn't over Melina you here me?" she said looking back down at the Miraculous one, "this isn't over!"
"Would you like me to refill that for you Ma'am?" asked a waiter holding up a champagne bottle and Kristal looked at him vehemently and smashed the glass on the stone steps and walked away to find Michelle McCool, Ashley Massaro and Layla El leaving the waiter and Brandon dumbfounded by her diva-like behavior.
Melina continued her walk down the stony steps and saw Vince's Hummer limousine parked by the side of the road. The driver came out of his seat and went to open the door but Melina skipped over to him before he could do the honors.
"Allow me," she said and the man tipped his hat to her and went back inside the limo while Melina opened the door.
"Hello, my name's Melina and I'll be your escort to the best pre-Christmas party in the history of the WWE," she said with a big smile.
"Hello Melina it's so nice to finally meet you!" said an unfamiliar woman to the Diva almost leaping out of the limo and shaking Melina's hand.
"I don't know you did you come with Shawn and Lita?" Melina asked Sharon who scrunched up her face in confusion.
"Shawn and Lita?" she asked.
"You know, those two," Melina said pointing to the two people gesturing wildly for her to be quiet.
"Oh you mean Shavonne and Latoya," Sharon said like she had tasted something bitter, "No I like to hang around a higher class of people," she said, "I came with Stephanie McMahon,"
"I thought you said higher class not high class hooker," Hunter said jumping out over Shawn's lap who dragged him back and slapped him on the butt.
"Watch your mouth!" he said and Sharon huffed.
"Well you know what they say, like father like son," she said.
Melina looked to Stephanie for an explanation but she could see that the billionaire princess was in no mood for talking.
"Where's the babysitter?" Sharon asked Stephanie, "I thought you said she would be here and look after all these kids?"
"She'll be here in a minute," Stephanie said moodily.
"Well I hope so, I'm not leaving Cameron with those degenerates," Sharon said scowling at Shawn.
"Cameron?" Melina asked looking at Shawn for an explanation but he was too busy trying to talk to Hunter.
"Well there isn't much that can happen to them out here, unless one of them does something completely stupid and never sees any member of his family ever again!" Stephanie yelled at Hunter.
"That's a risk I'm willing to take you witch," Hunter said spitefully.
"Hunter stop it!" Shawn said.
"Well why don't you discipline the little brat?" Sharon said.
"Why don't you go home and bore your daughter to death with stories about the deal you got on a scarf in Wal Mart for the one hundredth and eighty eighth time?" Shawn retorted.
"How did you know about that? I mean, I don't bore anyone to death!" Sharon protested.
"Really? This conversation's killing me," Lita said.
"Shut up you little tramp and those gold sandals aren't all that either!" Sharon snapped.
"Hey that's my girlfriend you're talking to!" Shawn said.
"Girlfriend?" Melina said about to pull her hair out and then she remembered the fight with John Cena at Montego Bay, "Oh right girlfriend, so you must be . . . ?" she asked turning to Sharon for an answer.
"Shawn Michaels' mother-in-law," Sharon answered.
"Oh right," Melina said trying to disguise her laughter at the whole thing but looking at Lita and Shawn dressed up like the exact opposite of their personalities in front of HBK's mother-in-law – as a couple no less, was too much to bear. She was relieved when Trish and Edge showed up giving her someone to share the inside joke with.
"Hey Trish, Edge look, it's Shawn's mother-in-law, Sharon," she said going red but Trish didn't register the joke, she was too mad at being stuck with Edge for the past hour while he bitched about how long Lita had been gone.
"See she's here safe and sound just like I told you she would be," Trish said switching on Edge.
"Okay fine you were right I'm sorry I was worried that . . . what the Hell is going on here?" Edge said noticing Lita had her hand around Shawn's waist.
"Sharon did I ever tell you how much I love shopping for bargains?" Melina said taking Shawn's mother-in-law away from the ensuing confrontation between her highly strung friends.
"That was my mother-in-law, Stephanie invited her and Cameron to the party she saw me and Lita together and now she thinks we're a couple," Shawn explained and Edge shot a hateful look at Stephanie.
"Why did you do that?" he asked angrily.
"Because I wanted to get that smug look off his face when some real competition arrived!" she said scowling at Hunter, "Sharon just came along for the ride,"
"And what a great ride it's been," HBK said sarcastically.
"We all have to make sacrifices to get the ultimate victory," Stephanie said and Shawn shook his head looking between her and Hunter.
"You two deserve each other," he said finally releasing Hunter who stuck his tongue out at Stephanie and she stuck her tongue out at him.
"Man I'm so glad she's gone," Cameron said getting out of the limo with LC, Charlene, Carla and Cassidy.
"Yeah I thought she's never stop going on about that deal she got on that coat in Florida," Cassidy said holding her head like it was spinning.
"You think that's bad you try sitting with her on a plane," Cameron said, "But she's gone now so what do you guys wanna do?" he said putting his arm around LC.
"We could watch Romeo and Juliet again since she spoke through the whole movie the first time around?" LC said, "You guys up for it?" she asked Charlene, Cassidy and Carla who looked at each other dubiously.
"Actually, why don't you guys spend some more time together, I mean you haven't seen each other since last June," Charlene said.
"They haven't seen each other in over a year?" Carla asked Cassidy who nodded.
"Yeah they wrote to each other the whole time," she said and Carla ran over to Hunter and pulled him to one side.
"I don't think we should do this Hunter," she said desperately.
"Uh-hum," Hunter baulked at being improperly addressed once again by Carla.
"Excuse me I meant captain, they actually have a shot at becoming a real couple what you're doing won't be worth the permanent damage you could cause," Carla explained.
"Carla with all due respect you don't know Cameron I know Cameron, the kid's a straight up playa, I mean look at his father," Hunter said to Carla gesturing to Shawn who had his arm around Lita's shoulder, "Notice the cool, casual and confident attitude, that's not LC's style! I mean look at the way she acts around him, it's like she's been hypnotized!"
Carla noticed LC leaning on Cameron and holding his hand swinging their arms back and forth in sync.
"He's already got her where he wants her, tonight, he goes in for the kill, tomorrow, he doesn't even remember her name. That's why we have to protect JC,"
"You mean LC," Carla corrected him.
"Right, right. I am going to save her from her own fragility, now if you don't care about you're friend, fine just walk away, but if you want your friend to be happy and have fond memories of her first trip to the Caribbean, then you help me by doing your part in carrying out the Game plan. Now are you in or out?" Hunter said very persuasively.
Carla swore she'd just been hypnotized herself or at least expertly conned out of her common sense, nonetheless, no-one can resist the Cerebral Assassin's charm.
"I'm in," she said and Hunter grinned in satisfaction. When LC and Cameron went back into the Hummer limousine Hunter waved Charlene and Cassidy over into a huddle.
"Are you ready?" he asked them and they all nodded.
"No I don't think you understand I said R U READY???" Hunter roared.
"YES!" Carla, Cassidy and Charlene roared fired up.
"Then, for the heart and well-being of LCsan and for the pain and wretched torment of Stephanie McMahon and Cameron Michaels, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
Shawn looked over to where the familiar war cry was coming from and watched as Hunter disappeared down to the stream with Carla, Cassidy and Charlene following close behind him.
"What is he up to?" Shawn wondered suspiciously.
"Don't worry Shawn I'll keep my eye on them," Trish said.
"Are you sure?" Shawn asked.
"Yeah just tell Carlito I'm here and ask him if he'll come keep me company for awhile," she asked Shawn and he nodded.
"Okay but if things get out of hand you come and get me right away," Shawn said.
"I think you'll have enough to deal with tonight Shavonne," Trish said.
"Who's Shavonne?" Edge asked.
"Edge meet Shavonne and Latoya, the most ghetto fabulous couple in the whole of Jamrock," Melina said and Lita and Shawn waved at him spiritedly while Edge shook his head.
"Enjoy it while you can guys because when Vince finally catches on the party's over," he said and Melina, Shawn and Lita frowned resenting his cynical attitude.
"Aren't you embarrassed to come from the same country as him?" Shawn asked Trish.
"I'm embarrassed to have spent so much time with him," Trish said still reeling from having her ear bitten off about Lita's MIA, "Just get Carlito here, I'd like to hang out with someone cool for a change,"
"He'll be here with bells on," Shawn said walking up the path with Lita's hand in his, "they'll match the bell on your Christmas hat," he said referring to her Santa girl get up which Trish had taken a liking to.
"Hey while we're outside, I'm holding her hand!" Edge snapped snatching Lita's hand.
"People can still see you outside," Shawn said snatching her hand back.
"Yeah but there's nobody here to rat you out!" Edge said referring to the space around him snatching Lita's hand back.
"Hey it's the girl with the golden sandals!" said a girl coming down towards them from the party.
"I love your scarf!" said her friend.
"And those gold earrings are to die for!" said the first girl.
"Yeah and I've got two guys fighting over me again!" Lita said in her primo girlish voice.
"She's got it all!" one girl told the other, "So which one are you gonna choose?"
"What?" Lita asked taken by surprise by the question.
"Which one, the thug or the rock star wannabe?" the other girl asked.
"Rock star wannabe?" Edge exclaimed offended and Shawn snickered, "Oh like you can talk," he said turning to Shawn with annoyance.
"Wait aren't you that wrestler guy from RAW?" her friend asked Edge who looked a little perplexed on how to handle the question.
"Um," he stuttered.
"Yeah it is, he's totally cheating on Lita!" the girl said horrified that he was holding Lita's hand.
"I love Lita!" her friend said.
"She's the best!" her friend said back.
"You bastard!" her friend said and slapped Edge around the face.
Something suddenly switched in Lita and she pushed the girl over.
"Leave him alone!" she said and the girls looked at her like she was crazy and scurried away afraid.
"You okay?" she asked Edge who was holding the side of his face both in pain and in surprise from what just happened, "I really shouldn't have done that I'm supposed to be a servant of God but something came over me when she slapped you, I felt like I had to protect you, is that okay?"
Edge smiled the sting in his face replaced by a warm feeling of affection.
"Its fine, I mean why stop protecting me now? It's nice to know you're always looking out for me," he said stroking her face and she smiled squeezing his hand affectionately.
"Okay now me and Shawn are gonna go crash a party, stay where I can see you preferably away from John Cena," she said wrapping her arms around Shawn again.
"I'll do my best," Edge said and hung back not wanting a repeat of what just when down, the slap that is not the protection from Lita: he could never get enough of that.
"Man you really lashed out at that girl," Shawn said with his arm around Lita's shoulder.
"Yeah I guess I'm aggressive both inside and outside the ring," she said wishing that she could reveal her true self to the girl to let her know she was sorry she pushed her over.
"Why did you do that?" Shawn asked.
"You mean protect Edge?" Lita asked him and he nodded.
"Yeah, I mean you nearly blew your cover," Shawn said.
"I could have yeah, but have you ever been irrationally protective over someone?" Lita asked reaching in her pocket for a twizler finding two and offering one to Shawn who declined.
"Yeah my wife," Shawn replied, "I can't stand it when guys look at her it drives me crazy, but that's because I love her,"
"Right and I love Edge," Lita said, "See Shawn, we're two crazy people in love, kinda like Beyoncé and Jay Z who we kinda look like white versions of,"
Shawn chuckled, "Yeah . . . who?" he said and Lita rolled her eyes and stuck a twizler in his mouth.
"Here suck on this, Shawn sometimes I forget that you're 41," she said.
"Really? I always forget," Shawn replied and Lita laughed as HBK went quiet thinking how much they actually had in common; a sense of humor, a predilection for anarchy and crazy in love with other people. At least for one night they could pretend to be crazy in love with each other.
Meanwhile people were getting their groove on at Blue Mountains; fans were dancing with wrestlers while phoning their friends back home to brag about it. The most wanted dance partners of the evening were turning down all requests for the time-being, John Cena, Dave Batista and Bobby Lashley had more important things on their mind, like finding Cryme Tyme and that white boy and evening the score.
"So we're in agreement, as soon as we see any of their punk asses we jump 'em," Cena said, Bobby and Dave nodded and they shook on it then started scanning the party for traces of bling.
Not far away Kristal was rallying some troops of her own.
"Melina thinks she's so hot now that she's on RAW, I say we remind her where she came from Diva Search style," she said to Michelle McCool, Ashley Massaro and Layla El who nodded with alcohol fueled support, "Okay there she is, let's do this thing,"
The Smackdown Divas turned and marched towards the approaching Melina while Cena, Dave and Bobby spotted HBK and Lita and started to walk towards them. Brandon had just finished explaining to Nitro what happened with Kristal and Melina and the former IC Champ turned to find his girlfriend already surrounded by the angry divas.
"Hey what's going on here?" said Shad holding a bottle of Dragon Stout, "We gonna see a catfight?"
"You wish," Kristal said, "This isn't about a fight,"
"No, then what is it about?" Nitro asked standing in between Kristal and his girlfriend.
"A dance," Melina said.
"Yeah we're gonna have a Diva dance off," Kristal said and Michelle McCool, Ashley and Layla cheered her on excitedly, "Us against the best you got,"
Melina looked over at Lita who shook her head, "I don't dance,"
"You mean you can't," Michelle McCool said derisively.
"That's what I meant," Lita said, "But I know someone who can," she said and looked over to HBK who looked back at her like she lost her mind, "Does this have to be a Diva dance off, can't it be a thugged out dance royale instead?"
Kristal looked Shawn up and down intrigued, "Who would be in it?" she asked and Lita rubbed her hand over Shawn's chest amorously.
"My man Shavonne and Cryme Tyme against those fools coming at us over there," Lita said pointing to John Cena, Batista and Lashley who were trying to be subtle about their impending attack.
"Damn I knew we should have kept our shirts on," Dave said and Cena and Lashley nodded looking at all his eye-catching tattoos.
"Oh no don't tell me y'all wanna get your asses handed to you again?" Shawn Michaels said, "you're lucky my boy isn't here cos he woulda DDT'd your ass into the ground again!" he said getting snaps from Shad and JTG.
"Come on don't fight you're gonna ruin the party," Melina asked.
"Well I ain't dancing," Cena said crossing his arms.
"Why not it's a party," Candice said.
"And how would being the better dancer make up for what happened at Montego Bay?" Cena asked HBK and Cryme Tyme.
Lita fluttered her eyelashes sashayed up to John Cena and pulled on his dog tags suggestively, "It would give you a chance to get what you wanted in the first place," she said softly then came up to his ear and whispered seductively, "Me,"
Cena lost his breath and Dave watched on in disbelief thinking there was no way Cena was gonna fall for this crafty woman's act.
"Let's get it on!" Cena said adamantly.
"What are you insane? You believe a word that comes out of that woman's mouth?" Dave said.
"No but I believe her lips are capable of living up to my expectations," Cena said.
"But I can't dance!" Dave said panicking.
"You used to break-dance Big Dave," Nitro said and everyone gasped and Dave scowled at him, "Randy told me," he said and Dave pounded his fist into his hand.
"I'm gonna kill that SOB, wherever he is," Dave said darkly.
"Okay so let's get it on!" Shad said taking off his jewelry giving the chains to Lita to hold and she put the heavy chains around her neck loving the weight of them understanding why they were so popular.
Everyone rallied around the wrestlers as Melina ran inside to choose the right music. The first track was Ghetto Story by Cham and Shad went up against Lashley. The guests were impressed with Lashley's moves but Shad had a natural flair that was electric to watch. Every move Bobby threw at him just bounced of Shad like a ping-pong ball.
"BOOOOO!" the guests said to Lashley and the big man bowed out stomping his feet angrily on the ground.
"That's one for our team!" Shad said jigging back and forth, "Who's next?"
Batista rolled his shoulders and started to bounce like he was getting ready for a fight and Shad looked a little intimidated but JTG took him by the shoulders, "Don't let him phase you he ain't got nuthin' on you man," he said reassuringly and Shad nodded.
"Yeah you may be the Animal in the ring by I'm a machine on the dance floor," Shad said and Dave just smirked at him and waited for the music to start. The next song was Temperature by Sean Paul and Shad started off with a pop and lock which morphed into a Harlem shake with a crip walk to chase it. Dave nodded along with the music looking on as Shad gave him his best, then after the chorus kicked in Dave broke out a chain reaction of break dance moves that made Shad look like Eugene when Umaga comes towards the ring.
"Go Dave! Go Dave!" Cena chanted and soon the spectators joined in with him and started chanting Dave's name loudly. Shad tried to come back with a twist and flip but Dave countered it with a spin, split and pose.
"Oh no, Dave's dancing is ridiculous!" JTG shouted but HBK put his hand over his mouth lest Shad lose his confidence. The song was almost over and the guests were dead locked between Dave and Shad.
"Do your big move!" JTG shouted to Shad and his partner spun a 360 in the air pushed back on his hands and jumped to his feet.
"Nice," Dave said then he did a Batistarooni and finished with a big Animal roar that swept the guests away and even caused Shad to take a step back. Everyone except Cryme Tyme and HBK applauded Batista's mad skills especially John Cena who felt like he'd just gotten that much closer to Lita.
"Damn I didn't know Big Dave could dance?" Shad said amazed, "Show him how it's done Jay," he said to his partner who looked at him like he was crazy.
"What? After that, man I don't think so, you're up Shavonne," JTG said to Shawn who said a quick prayer before stepping up. Suddenly an arm slinked around his waist and grabbed his belt, he looked down and saw that it was Lita's. The smile on her face told Shawn that she was up to something and depending on how long her hand stayed where it was things were about to get hot up in the Carib.
"Go tell Melina to play your favorite song," Lita whispered to Nitro who looked offended.
"Hey it's her favorite song she forces me to listen to it,"
"Just go," Lita said and Nitro ran down to the apartment/club to give his girlfriend the message. Seconds later Beyoncé and Jay Z's Déjâ Vu blasted through the sound system.
"It's our song," Lita said to Shawn who looked at Lita with a cheeky smile.
"You know we're going to Church first thing in the morning," he said and she nodded.
"Follow my lead," she said giving Shad back his chains plus her own about to step out and flick her head back arching her back suggestively when Shawn pulled her back towards him and waved his finger at her.
"No-no, you follow my lead," he said and twirled her around and dipped her low. Everybody gushed in awe as Shawn stepped forward popped his collar and slipped and slid left and right and back again then dropped down and did a spring split while Lita kicked her legs up in the air and spun around him. When he got to his feet they did a synchronized double step and crept closer and closer to each other, then Lita turned her back to him and he chased after her, when he caught up with her she turned round suddenly and pressed herself against his chest then flicked her head back and dipped it low crawling back up slowly and Shawn pretended to be hot airing out his shirt then fell back but JTG caught him and they started stepping out in time with the music then Lita joined them in the middle and they played out the rest of the song as a threesome and for the big finish JTG and Shad pretended to fight over her and she left them both and ran into HBK's arms and he flipped her up and she did a somersault in mid air and landed in the splits to a roar of applause. Kristal held her head distressed and pulled Big Dave over who was applauding Lita, Shawn and Cryme Tyme too and wondered what Kristal was doing.
"Come on Dave we ain't licked yet, we're still in this thing," she said bouncing all over him and he put his hands up in protest.
"Please stop your making me look bad," he said and walked away and Kristal got frustrated.
"What about you Bobby?" she said coming towards the gentle powerhouse.
"I'm good thanks," he said stepping back and Kristal turned around to John Cena who looked at her like she was kryptonite and he was Superman.
"You must be crazy," he said and turned his attention back to HBK, "I admit dude you got skills on the dance floor but all that bumping and grinding won't stop me from kicking your ass," he said coming up to HBK but not before Edge speared him into the ground. Everyone looked at Cena in shock as Edge pulled back and raked his hair out of his face and looked at Lita apologetically.
"I couldn't help it," he said with a shrug and Cena made a beeline straight for him and he took off down the stony steps back towards the Hummer limousine. Shawn shook his head.
"Your boyfriend should qualify for the Olympic relay team because he's really good at running away," he said to Lita who shrugged and they chased after them with Cryme Tyme, Melina, Nitro and a whole load of other people in tow.
Romeo and Juliet had just finished and LC and Cameron came out to get some fresh air.
"That movie was so sad," Cameron said but LC was a little less sympathetic.
"Why couldn't they just stick to the plan? If Romeo had waited just a few moments longer he would have seen that Juliet was alive and they could have survived," she said indignantly and Cameron looked at her surprised.
"I didn't know you were so defiant about things like that," he said with his arm draped around her.
"I sure am, I love it when a well executed plan comes together," she said and Cameron's ears pricked up and he was certain he could hear someone struggling in water. He turned and looked down at the stream and peered closer to the water and he was certain somebody was in there.
"LC isn't that Carla in there?" he said going closer to the stream and LC followed him and gaped at what was indeed Carla struggling in the water.
"Carla!" she cried and made a dash for the water.
"LC wait!" Cameron called out and he was about to run after her when somebody grabbed him from behind and clapped their hand over his mouth. Whoever it was dragged him away from the limo and over to a small thicket of wood where no-one was around. Once there Cameron noticed Charlene and Cassidy erecting a long pine cane in some stones and dirt and were about to tie something to it, something huge and Cameron gasped when he realized what it was. It was a small missile.
"Here they come!" Charlene said to Cassidy.
"Get the rope!" Cassidy said and Charlene picked up a long stretch of rope ready to tie it around Cameron as Hunter pulled him over to the mini missile.
"Tie it around him!" Hunter cried out and Charlene and Cassidy obeyed tying the rope around a struggling Cameron. When it was secure enough they stepped back and allowed Hunter to check it.
"Good now we say goodbye to Cameron: the Heartbreak Kid's kid," Hunter said and flipped the missile button case open and started to arm it.
"What are you doing?" Cameron cried panicking.
"I'm making up for lost time, time that you cost me when you decided to ruin my Christmas party!" Hunter snapped.
"Wait can we talk about this?" Cameron said.
"The time for talk has long passed my friend, it's time to say goodbye," Hunter said and pressed one last switch that made a loud beep and Hunter looked up at Cameron maliciously, "Goodbye," he said and Cameron started to scream.
LC pulled Carla onto the grass and checked her over to make sure she was alright.
"Are you okay Carla?" she said and Carla coughed and shook a little but nodded that she was okay.
"Yes I'm fine," she said then she heard Cameron scream and knew that the second part of the plan had been successful, "What was that?" she said innocently then LC heard a loud wail and looked towards the small wood thicket.
"I don't know but it came from over there, come on," she said picking Carla up and running over to where the sound was coming from. She ran down and saw Charlene, Cassidy and Hunter surrounding something, it looked like some kind of effigy, on closer inspection she realized that it was Cameron tied to some kind of rocket.
"What's going on here?" she said looking at him.
"LC! Thank God you're here, Hunter tried to kill me!" he said panicking. LC looked at Hunter and her friends and saw that they were laughing.
"What do you mean?" she said confused.
"Hunter dragged me over here, they tied me to a rocket and now it's gonna blow!" Cameron explained, "Look it's down to 15 seconds, untie me quick!"
LC looked at the digital dial and it indeed was counting down to zero.
"Quick LC I'm gonna blast off!" he said and LC bit her bottom lip and stood back folding her arms, "What are you doing?!" Cameron cried incredulously then he looked down and saw that the missile was at 2 seconds, then Hunter pressed something and it stopped at 1. When Cameron heard nothing he opened his eyes and saw that nothing happened, all he saw was a very unimpressed LC looking back at him and he frowned wondering why she didn't help him, "How come you didn't try to save me? he asked confused.
"Save you?" LC said disgustedly, "You expect me to save you? I would have jumped in the ocean and saved Carla even if I didn't know how to swim! A real man would have died with honor!" she said defiantly, "He would have said goodbye and blasted off with his pride still in tact instead of screaming like a little bitch!"
Cameron's eyes watered even more than they were already and he looked around and saw the faces of Hunter, Cassidy and Charlene laughing at him but it was the stern face of LC that hurt the most.
"I thought you liked me," he said and started to cry and ran off with the missile still attached to him.
LC shook her head as he ran off in tears, "I told you I love it when a good plan comes together and this could only be the master work of the Cerebral Assassin," she said turning to Hunter with a smile, "You wanted me to see what a real wuss he was didn't you Hunter?" she said admiringly and Hunter nodded.
"I think I owed it to you to let you see for yourself exactly what kind of man Cameron Michaels is," Hunter said.
"He certainly ain't no HBK, or Triple H," LC said and patted Hunter on the back, "Thanks man I could have wasted another eighteen months of my life writing to that wimp. I should have known when he cried at the end of Romeo and Juliet,"
"He did? Urgh!" Hunter said disgusted walking out of the thicket with LC and her friends, one of which was feeling bad for Cameron even though going through with the plan had been the right thing to do in the end.
Stephanie looked around for all the kids and didn't see them around, more importantly she didn't see Trish around either. She tried to call her on her cell-phone but the battery was missing. She went over to the limo and got in to use the phone, when she turned and saw Cameron running towards her with a missile strapped to his back, and then she looked over and saw Edge being chased down the hillside by John Cena and a bunch of wrestlers and regular guests were right behind them. Suddenly the limo phone rang and Stephanie looked at it wondering who it could be.
"Hello?" she said.
"WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?" Vince yelled from outside the Hilton and Stephanie held the phone away from her ear.
"Hi Daddy," she said sweetly trying to warm him up.
"Don't "Hi Daddy" me, where are you?" he demanded.
"I'm at Blue Mountains by Dunn's River Falls, it's not far from the hotel," Stephanie said.
"Why are you there?" he asked confused.
"Well Daddy the party kinda got moved," she tried to explain.
"Moved? By who? You know what it doesn't matter, I'm coming up there and I'll sort this whole thing out," he said and hung up the cell-phone.
Stephanie bit her bottom lip; she would have called if someone hadn't taken the battery out of her cell. Suddenly Cameron came crashing into her saying he wanted to go home then Edge rolled down the hill landing by her feet thanks to Cena jumping on his back.
"Hey guys easy!" Stephanie said stepping back her feet coming close to the stream. Hunter, LC, Cassidy, Charlene and Carla emerged from the wood and saw the fighting going on between Edge and John Cena.
"Cena!" Charlene yelled coming over to her favorite wrestler while LC rolled her eyes at the sorry sight of Cameron crying into Stephanie's skirt.
"Cameron not so tight," Stephanie said trying to get Cameron to loosen his grip then she stumbled and started to lose her balance.
"I'm falling!" she yelled and Cena and Edge stopped fighting and saw her stumbling but before they could move she was caught by Hunter who jumped over both their backs and pulled her back towards the road.
"You okay baby?" he said and she nodded while Cameron frowned, Hunter pushed him on the chest angrily.
"You need to be more careful Cameron," he said his godfather instincts kicking in and Cameron looked at him in shock.
"You're telling me to be more careful? You strapped me to a missile and tried to blow me into the air!" he said incredulously. Stephanie looked at Hunter in shock.
"You did what?" she said, "You better hope Shawn doesn't find out,"
"Cameron are you okay?" Shawn said grabbing his son off his feet the missile loosening a little. Cameron frowned at the strange man that was hugging him but his voice was very familiar. Over his shoulder he saw LC sticking her tongue out at him but then noticed Carla giving him a warm smile and he suddenly didn't feel so bad.
"Yeah I'm fine," he said as Shawn put him back down, "but your son's a real asshole," he said and Shawn slapped him on the behind.
"Watch your language, lil' man!" he said and Cameron's mouth dropped fully realizing that the thugged out white boy was none other than his father Shawn Michaels.
"Dad?" he said and Shawn nodded.
"I'll explain later," he said.
"Edge!" Lita cried out as Cena threw Edge into the stream just like he did the Long Island Sound back in Bridgeport several months before.
Cena dusted off his hands proudly but that was premature because Lita bounced him and he fell in too.
"Thanks babe!" Edge said giving her the thumbs up.
"Babe?" Batista said to Lashley looking down from the road only to follow Cena's path by getting thrown into the stream by Cryme Tyme.
"Swim Smackdown swim!" JTG shouted out with a laugh. Lita and Shawn slapped hands thinking they had finally got the upper hand on Cena, Batista and Lashley for one day, then Charlene tapped Lita softly on the leg and looked up at her sweetly.
"I have nothing but respect for you in the ring, but in love there is no friendship," she said and pushed Lita into the stream as well.
"Baby!" Edge cried out as Lita fell in and Batista turned to him questioningly.
"Why do you keep calling her that?" he asked then as Lita bobbed to the surface his question was answered. The Jamaican flag scarf that had covered her long red hair was sailing down stream and her long red locks were visible to everyone looking in her direction.
"Lita!" Torrie cried in shock along with everybody else looking down at the red-head. Lita waved at them and they all started to talk amongst themselves.
"Didn't she get banned from this for hanging out with DX?" Kristal said to Ashley and suddenly they put two and two together and smiled.
"Man you must really have wanted to come to the party," Ashley said, "Rock on!" she said and gave Lita a rock salute along with Kendrick and London and some of the other Smackdown clan. Lita bowed and looked up at Shawn who nobody except his son had identified yet.
An unmistakable power walking suit started coming towards the huge gathering on the hillside and the party –goers were soon in the presence of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Shane and Linda. He marched right over to Stephanie.
"Have you never heard of a cell-phone?" he barked at her.
"I would have called you but someone removed my battery," she explained and Vince looked down at Hunter who was smiling back up at him holding a phone battery in his hand. Vince scowled and Stephanie looked down and saw the phone battery in Hunter's hand.
"Hunter!" she said snatching it away from him.
"If I didn't know better I'd say that was the real Hunter Hurst Helmsley, I mean it would make perfect sense; my Hummer limousine is nowhere to be found, the premier ballroom's got food all over the floor and all my RAW and Smackdown superstars are up her having some unendorsed get together. Well it ends now – everybody back to the hotel!" he said firmly and everybody moaned, "And that includes you Cena, Batista, Edge and Li – Lita?" he said stopping as he noticed the immersed red-head with her arm around Edge's waist, "I told you make sure I didn't see you here!" he yelled, "Well that does it missy, no-one defies Mr. McMahon, Lita YOU'RE-"
"Wait Vince don't fire Lita," Shawn said and Mr. McMahon stopped and looked over at him. He came closer and Shawn bore his teeth so Vince could see where it clearly spelt out 'SHOWSTOPPA' and he removed his jersey shirt so Vince could see his famous tattoo. Vince raised his finger at Shawn about to poke him to see if he was a mirage when his eyes went to the back of the Hummer limousine next to which he was standing. The nearly imperceptible dent which was caused by the taxi collision in the morning was perceptible to Vince and he realized that this was in fact his Hummer limousine that he'd been missing all day. His mouth dropped and he looked back up at HBK.
"You stole my Hummer limousine?" he said in disbelief the rage about to explode and Shawn winced in anticipation of the verbal lashing he was about to endure, "Nobody knew about this, how did you even find out that I had one?"
"Well-" Shawn started to explain.
"No-no, don't say another word, I know exactly who's behind this so save your breath and go and find that sonofabitch Triple H!" Vince shouted.
"Well Vince the thing is-" Shawn started to explain but it was no use Vince was irate he wasn't listening to anybody right now.
"I don't want to hear it Shawn!" he barked not noticing the missile that was being slowly tied around his waist by none other than the person he was looking for.
Shane leaned over to his sister, "What is he doing?" he asked her as Hunter secured the missile while Vince ranted on and Stephanie looked at him proudly and shrugged.
"You know kids always like to cause trouble," she said and Shane looked closer.
"Wait-a-minute, that's a mini missile!" he said and ran over to his Dad but Stephanie tripped him up and when he got up and challenged her actions she pushed him into the stream too.
"I better go help Shawn," Lita said to Edge and kissed him on the cheek before heading out of the stream. Hunter saw her coming and reached out to her eagerly and she picked him up, "Are you ready to become a real man little wooden boy?" she said to him and Hunter nodded. Vince meanwhile looked over and saw Shane in the water.
"Shane stop messing around I'm in no mood for anymore crap!" he snapped and turned back to HBK who was trying to point to the missile but Vince wouldn't hear it, "Now I'm warning you Shawn if you don't produce your best buddy Triple H in ten minutes, I'll fire Lita, I'll fire him and I'll most definitely without a doubt fire . . ." Vince felt someone tap him on the shoulder and he turned and saw The Game staring back at him with a confident smile and Lita and Stephanie standing beside him.
"Hey there Vince, where have you been the party's almost over you missed all the food and dancing," Hunter said and Shawn came over to him and flung his arm around his shoulder.
"There is one thing he hasn't missed yet," he said and Hunter nodded.
"Oh yes of course," he said and activated the missile which went from 2 seconds to 1, "you're just in time for the fireworks," he said and Vince looked behind him and saw a mini missile looking back at him. His jaw dropped and before he could say anything the missile took off and shot him straight into the air. Everyone looked up into the sky then down as Vince descended into the thicket with a loud thud.
"Man that was so cool," LC said coming up to The Game, "when I grow up I want a boyfriend just like you, Shawn you need to spend more time with your son lest your legacy be forever sullied by a generations of wimps," she said to HBK then Carla stepped up to her.
"I think he's alright," she said and Cameron put his arm around her. LC's mouth dropped and she looked back at Hunter who nodded in agreement.
"I told you," he said then they both said at the same-time, "straight up playa,"
Shane looked over by a huge rock and saw Carlito and Trish kissing, "What are you doing Stratus?" he said and Trish broke the long kiss to look at him.
"Enjoying my retirement," she said and they went back to kissing while Shane went to find his father and Blue Mountains rocked on into the early hours of the morning unendorsed by Vince but certified by the unmistakable presence of DX.