Hah! Well, I bet youall wanted to know what happened with the kiss teh last chapter. Well, I am not going to tell you! Hah! Yes, I am a big meanie. Let's just all asume that it was slightly awkward yet really HAWT, okay? Okay! I didn't write it because I am too much of a virgin to write good smoochies. But they did! And now it's the next day of school. And stuf.

Whatev.

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Serena failed math…again. She knew that her mother would be mad at her and lecture her about how she needs to be a bit like Melvin and work harder in school. She feared going home because she knew that her mom would just lock her out of the house (again) and not feed her (again) like what had happened last week with the English exam.

Dreading the trip home, she ended up running into someone.

BAM!

"OW! Could you watch where you're going meatball head," said Darien. Darien was wearing his green blazer.

"No! You watch where you're going!" Said Serena picking her klutzy self off the ground.

"You're such a klutz meatball head," said Darien.

"SHUT UP YOU BAKA!" Serena said, grabbing her bag and rushing away.

"Wait, meatball head, you almost forgot your test."

Serena grew red with that and grabbed the piece of paper out of Darien's hand. She then stomped away.

Before she made it to her house, there was a strange dark glow surrounding a park that she usually passed in order to go home. The people there were acting a bit strange, sort of like they were dead or something.

Luna came running to her then.

"Serena! Transform! The Negaverse is attacking with zombies!" The cat yelled.

"Okay! Call the other senshi!" Serena told Luna as she took out her brooch.

"MOON PRISM POWER!"

Now, in place of where Serena stood was now Sailor Moon, the female warrior that would protect the world from all things bad and evil.

Sailor Moon started running towards the park, to where the main zombies were.

"STOP RIGHT THERE! I won't let you turn any more people into zombies! I am Sailor Moon, I was get rid of all evil dead or alive and that means you!"

The zombie boss laughed her orange hair bouncing as she did so.

"Sailor Moon! I have been expecting you. I am here to add you into my collection!" She had a really annoying laugh, almost as annoying as Beryl's, but not quite.

"What do you mean by adding me to your collection?" She said, un-posing from her signature pose.

"That means that I am going to add you into my harem for lesbian zombie luchadores." The zombie boss said. "You shall join the many other females that I have collected for the past two weeks!"

"HENTAI! That's disgusting!" Sailor Moon said. "I will never join your harem!"

"You don't have a choice," said the zombie boss.

Suddenly, a skeleton hand reached out from under the ground and grabbed onto her foot.

"OMG! They got me!" She screamed. "Someone, help!"

Suddenly a rose came out from the distance. It hit the hand and made it disappear. Sailor Moon looked up at the lamp post and saw that it was Tuxedo Mask.

"TUXEDO MASK!" Sailor Moon said with hearts in her eyes. "I knew you would save me!"

"Yes, I must protect the heteronature of the world and stop you from corrupting the world you horrible dead monster you." Tuxedo Mask said in one of his lesser good speeches that he had made.

"My hero!" Sailor Moon said.

Fire suddenly came from the side and hit the zombie boss.

"AHHH!" said the zombie boss.

"SAILOR MARS!" Sailor Moon said as the red senshi appeared with Sailor Mercury. "And Mercury!"

The zombie boss assessed the situation and then retreated.

"You won't be seeing the last of me! I shall have my pretty girl harlem. Bwahahahaha…"

The zombie boss disappeared.

Sailor Moon shuddered.

"Everything is just going to get harder now…"

Mars and Mercury agreed.

-to be continued-