An update! Quick! Cheer! This is based on my favourite musical of all time, yup you guessed it, The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Come on sing along! I'm just a sweet transvestite...

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Rose was bored. Really bored. So being a bored human she decided that it might be fun to explore the TARDIS and maybe press a few buttons along the way.

She stumbled into the infinately large video library and started browsing the shelves. Suddenly she stumbled upon a big, red button with the words "Private, Do Not Push!" written in big letters by it. Did the Doctor think she was stupid? "Do Not Push!" He knows she wouldn't pay any attention to that, unless he was relying on reverse psychology which meant that she knew that he knew he didn't want her to press it but the sign meant that she would but then she would think he meant that she was supposed to press it and wouldn't but then the author got confused so screw this sentence.

Anyway she was bored and the Doctor wasn't around to yell abuse at her so she pressed the button.

A mysterious door opened from out of one of the shelves and, of course, being a bored human she stepped through the mysterious door and into another much smaller shelved room.

There was about 50 or so DVDs and looking at the labels they all seemed to be about the Doctor.

One caught her eye. "Sweet Transvestite." Rose grinned and slotted it into a conveniently located DVD player and pressed play.

What she saw next made her fall onto the floor screaming with mirth.

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Later the Doctor was walking through the corridors of the TARDIS when he thought he heard music coming from the control room.

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

The Doctor froze. She couldn't have found…he thought that the reverse psychology would put her off.

He dashed into the room to have the worst and best moment of his life.

There was Rose playing his video. The one he recorded after watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The one that involved him in a corset and fishnets. Oh dear. That was the worst moment of his very long life.

However, the best moment came next. He looked up at Rose. And Bloody Hell did she look hot in fishnets or what.

She looked up.

"Um…I'm a sweet transvestite?"

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Well that's your last update for at least ten days:'( Going to cornwall, I'll try and get in an internet cafe, but it depends if it has word. Reviews would be nice to come back to hintwinknudge

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