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Rose was on the internet. And obviously the first thing you do on the internet is type your name into a search engine…Isn't it?

"Rose…Tyler…enter!" Rose mumbled under her breath.

5,000,000 results.

"Bugger. Okay then…The…Doctor…enter!"

100,000,000 results.

"Crap. Fine…Rose…Tyler…The…Doctor…enter!"

100,000 results.

"Hmm…" Rose started browsing through the results. "Queen Victoria, Charles Dickens, Aliens, Mickeys site, blah blah blah…hang on…what the f-"As The Doctor moved closer towards her Rose sighed as their mouths met." Fcking Hell! Doctor! Come here!"

The Doctor came strolling into her room.

"You called?"

"Come and look at this!"

So he strolled over, taking his time because that is what you can do when you're a Time Lord. Finally he reached the desk.

"Did you know that people know every adventure we've ever had? And they write stuff about it! Look! "Rose felt as though she'd never love anyone as much as him" What the hell?! It says here I'm pregnant! With you! And look, this ones got me crying about you! What do they take me for! Who the hell writes this stuff?"

"Look at that one! No, not Blood Stained Snow! Randomness Doctor Who Style! I wanna see it!" The Doctor pointed to the screen.

Rose clicked the link, and soon they were both laughing.

"Review it!" Yelled the Doctor while dancing and singing Mr Stabby. (A.N. winkwinknudge It's Doctor approved!).

"Great…Fic…Doctor…Is…Dancing…Hate…You…Because…He's…Never…Gonna…Stop…Thanks…A…Lot…RoseXXX Enter! There!"

"Cool, now look what other people have written!"

So they spent a few minutes looking at all the wonderful reviews, until they came across the not-so-wonderful one.

"Who the hell wrote that? What a jerk! BOO! YOU SUCK!" The Doctor was yelling abuse at the computer screen.

"Doctor! Pack it in! Honestly. Lets go on someone else's, um… .Her.Freezing.Hell. Captured, see it's one of BlackMagyk's friends."

And so they spent another glorious hour reading Captured.

"Oh. My. God! What an ending! Okay, I really wish that had actually happened! Doctor, take me there, Now!" Rose was yelling excitedly.

"Um…Rose? It isn't real." The Doctor said, looking scared. "But we could review and tell her we like it!"

So they reviewed.

"Loved…The…Story…Rose…Got…Overly…Excited…Keep…It…Up…Love…The Doctor XXXX"

"Okay, I wanna read her reviews too!" Rose squealed, still excited. So they read, and read, and read the endless pages of reviews which she gets THAT I DON'T! Ahem…Anyway, and they finally got to a review by the same crappy reviewer and this time Rose got mad.

"LOOK! Her again! Right, Doctor, Arm yourself."

So they shoomed (A.N. I think that's what the TARDIS sounds like) off into the time vortex, to wherever the hell the reviewer lived and knocked on her door

"What do you want?! I'm in the middle of criticising peoples writing for no reason here!"

And with that the Doctor blew up her head with the Sonic Screwdriver and walked away laughing merrily.