Mamoru was walking around the blokc one day after work and he was very tired because he was such a good med student that all the doctors thought he was SO KEWL that they let him do 12 surgeries that day but only little ones lkike the appendix b/cuz people don't need those anyway so it didn't matter if he messed them up! Anyway even if he did it was okay because his teacher was SEIYA here on earth disguised as a doctor to keep an eye on usagi (A/N in this world seiya was ALWAYS A BOY but he does not luv usagi anymore, he thinks of her like a little sister and is happy for her and mamoru. OH A/N 2: I know he's really star fighter not star healer but just pretend k? thanks!)

So anyway mamoru was looking around for a special flower shop because the next day was his anniversary with serena aka bunny aka his precious usako!1 and yes he could make all the roses he wanted but he was looking for a very special flower called the MOON POSEY. It was white with silver sparkles on the edges and only grew in the light of a new moon.

He aksed all the flower shops around but no one new where to find the flower or had even heard of it! He was getting really really depressed because he wanted to propose with the flower (A/N I know he already really proposed but pretend he didn't so it's romantic wink)

But then he looked over and on the corner was a weird shop he had never seen before it looked just like the one he remembered he used to buy from in the silver millennium! Cuz 1000 years ago the flowers grew ALL the time on the moon because it doesn't have phases, well it did but you couldn't see them from being on the moon you get it.

MAMORU: hello do you have moon flowers here?

SHOPKEEPER: yes we do I can give them to you but first I must KILL YOU, TUXEDO MASK:

MAMORU:-O

SHOPKEEPER: transforms IN THE NAME OF MEXICO, I AM SAILOR LCUHADORE!

MAMORU: o shit

The lauchadore attacked with her +5 attack of masking what it did okay was it smothered mamoru's face which meant he could not transform into tuxedo mask! Instead what it did was put a luchadore mask on him as well and he became TUXEDO LUCHADORE. His outfit really clashed like a lot.

Luchadore: HA HA HA TUXEDO MASK YOU ARE MY SLAVE NOW (A/N: should I write a lemon? wink)

And so Tuxie became her onion! And they did lots of crimes together and the scouts were so worried until the FINAL CONFRONTATION. Tuxie killed them all with his powers of acid luchadore sweat until only sailor moon came back!

SERENA: NOOO DARIEN-CHAN DON'T YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU?

Tuxie: D NO!

And then he pointed his wand at her n shouted AVADA KADAVRA! Cuz he was really HARRY POTTER IN DISGUISE! (evil harry potter, that's gonna be my next fic)

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Sailor Moon was dead :( OR WAS SHE? Read the next chappie 2 find out! but review first plz or I will no continue!