Nope, no ownage of FF7
Drabble eight: In which Lily tries to avoid explaining Cloud the birds and the bees
Mature
Lily twitched, dangerously. Cloud knew when his mom was on the edge of screaming or kicking things, and right now, she was very close to spazzing out.
"What?" Cloud looked away slightly, very embarrassed as he asked his mother the question again,
"How are babies made?" Lily twitched again, oh she would KILL Tayuya if she ever got her hands on him again, this was his job. He was the male of the family! Lily then sighed,
"Why do you want to know?" Cloud looked down again in embarrassment.
"Well…Tifa and her other friends were talking about it, and uhh…" Cloud looked up at his mother, trying not to sound dumb, but he knew that he didn't succeed. Lily frowned again,
"Why should it concern you on how babies are made? You only need to worry about that when you get older!" Lily shook one of her fingers at Cloud, as though trying to discourage this sort of question again.
"But I want to know, I mean how come babies are in the mom's stomachs? Can they get in dad stomachs too?" Lily blushed at the thought then shook her head,
"No. Besides, you'll learn why…soon…enough…" Now that Lily thought about it, when was the last time all the kids went to some sort of schooling around this area?
"MOM! Come on! Please!"
"No! You'll learn when your father gets back from his trip."
"Come on mom, what's so hard about telling me how babies are made?"
"LALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Cloud huffed then stamped his feet,
"Fine, maybe Tifa will tell me if I agree to play doctor with her." Lily watched as her son stamped out of the house and it took her a few moments to register what exactly Cloud had said.
"WAIT!"
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Drabble 8, end! Yeah, I just came up with this wacky idea. I dunno what I was thinking. So anyway, thank you to KDA (Yeah, sure, why not? I'll take requests), Cloud Metei, Beeria, and Muscat-Dunghill