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WeirdlyMine: Hello, viewers of Naruto Ultimate Chat, I am here to apologize for my last chapter and I hope you like the one here right now. The latest chapter of NUC will be more PLANNED out.

WeirdlyMine: So far, Neji has been missing, the 4th seemed to be the bad guy, Sasuke thinks Naruto is gay, other Naruto characters are making IMs like Naruto, Sakura, Shino, and Sasuke, Gaara wants war with Konoha, Gaara's faithful servant is a stalker, Akamaru started talking random on IM, and Naruto gave a lecture to everyone which scared them off.

WeirdlyMine: Now here's the continuing chapter of NUC

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HokageToBe15: Wassup?

MatrixBoy225: nm, u?

HokageToBe15: Same…

MatrixBoy225: So did you see Neji while going to Hinata's house?

HokageToBe15: nope…

MatrixBoy225: why did you go to Hinata's house anyway?

HokageToBe15: Because I'd rather be NaruHina instead of SasuNaru…

MatrixBoy225: …

MatrixBoy225: There's a SasuNaru?

HokageToBe15: I know… It's disgusting!

MatrixBoy225: Well, yeah… that too… but it has a great ring to it. Maybe you guys are meant to be…

HokageToBe15: …

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GeniusOfHardWork1: Hey guys!

HokageToBe15: …?

GeniusOfHardWork1: ARGH! Isn't my screen name a dead give away??? Its me! ROCK LEE!!!!

HokageToBe15: Oh. Yeah. Hey, Lee!

GeniusOfHardWork1: ROCK Lee. And hey to you, Naruto.

MatrixBoy225: Hey, Rock Lee.

GeniusOfHardWork1: Hey Shino.

GeniusOfHardWork1: Neji didn't show up for training today, do you guys know what happened?

MatrixBoy225: Ask TenTen, she's the one who dared Neji to go to the Mountain of the Dead…

GeniusOfHardWork1: You mean…

MatrixBoy225: Yes, the one where a lot of people died. I haven't gone there myself, but according to Kiba, it's a very creepy place… at least it sounded like it.

HokageToBe15: Yeah… I almost wet my bed trying to go to sleep yesterday…

GeniusOfHardWork1: LOL

MatrixBoy225???

HokageToBe15: What's so funny?

GeniusOfHardWork1: That is the worst excuse yet!

MatrixBoy225: What do you mean?

GeniusOfHardWork1: I've gone to that mountain with my youthful Gai-sensei! I hike there all the time!

HokageToBe15: WHAT?!

GeniusOfHardWork1: Yeah! I hike there all the time! Its my favorite mountain! The trails are SO easy that you cant even GET lost if you wanted to! The trails are a straight line!

HokageToBe15: …

MatrixBoy225: …

HokageToBe15: so its either Neji is a complete idiot or he was kidnapped!

MatrixBoy225: Wait. Hold on. Remember how we got the IM from Yondaime? He said that he kidnapped Neji!

GeniusOfHardWork1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

MatrixBoy225????

GeniusOfHardWork1: You guys, Yondaime doesn't live in that mountain! He lives in the other mountain in Sand Village!

HokageToBe15: So Yondaime was bluffing… what a coincidence.

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HokageToBe15: TENTEN!!! What did you do with Neji?

GreatA1m: huh??

MatrixBoy225: You dared him to go to the Mountain of the Dead and he didn't come back!

GreatA1m: LOL… good times… good times…

MatrixBoy225: Good times???

GreatA1m: Yeah. I dared him, because I knew he'd go for it! I made him think that Yondaime lived in Mountain of the Dead. But I also made sure it WAS the Mountain of the Dead since it was the easiest trail…

MatrixBoy225: What an idiot…

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HarryPotterShinobi: Just the warning from Orochimaru-sama, we will be taking Sasuke with us.

HokageToBe15: So??

HarryPotterShinobi: So fight back, idiots!

MatrixBoy225: Who would fight for Sasuke?

GeniusOfHardWork1: Although I don't blame Orochimaru for wanting Sasuke. He DOES have a sexy body…

HarryPotterShinobi: Arrgh. You Konoha ninjas are better than I thought. I shall take note of your great reasonings…

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CuteBlonde4Life: Help!!! You guys!!!

HokageToBe15: What?

CuteBlonde4Life: Sakura… Sakura…

HokageToBe15: What happened to Sakura?

CuteBlonde4Life: She was walking next to my flower shop and Chouji was on my roof with Shikamaru, helping me get all the flowers downstairs. But Chouji lost balance and fell off and landed right on Sakura!

MatrixBoy225: OMG!!!

CuteBlonde4Life: So we took her to the Medical Center, and they said that she is going through some brain damage! It wouldn't recover…

HokageToBe15: …

MatrixBoy225: Does this mean she have to change her screen name?

HokageToBe15: I dunno… but if we did, the viewers might not know who she is.

GeniusOfHardWork1: Good thinking, Naruto

CuteBlonde4Life: Just telling you, if Sakura wakes up and does some pretty weird stuff… think "Sakura's dumb now"

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GeniusOfHardWork1: Well, I guess I should go now…

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HokageToBe15: Hey, Tsunade-baa-chan!

Slughime216: Shut up!

MatrixBoy225: Hello, Hokage-sama

Slughime216: I'm treating Sakura…

HokageToBe15: And? What happened?

Slughime216: I am sorry to say… she has to change her screen name…

HokageToBe15: -gasp-

MatrixBoy225: -gasp-

Slughime216: Chouji has completely destroyed her smartness. Now you will experience Sakura's dumbness. She still will be able to talk and she will be able to remember everything but her common sense will be gone.

HokageToBe216: So what should her new screen name be?

Slughime216: I dunno, like, ImAdumbass.

MatrixBoy225: Its too harsh. You have to think that some of our viewers will be Sakura fans…

HokageToBe15: -gasp- I don't think that's even possible!

MatrixBoy225: You have to think every possibility, Naruto!

HokageToBe15: Right… I'm sorry…

MatrixBoy225: I suggest… DumbAndStupid

HokageToBe15: That is harsh too!

Slughime216: Well, you guys keep thinking of her new screen name. I g2g.

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HokageToBe15: OMG we need help!

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HokageToBe15: OMG Chouji, look what you've done!

PotatoChips1000: Wut?

HokageToBe15: Thanks to you, we have to think of a dumber screen name for Sakura!

PotatoChips1000: I guess I'm not wanted here…

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HokageToBe15: Great, of all the people to help us, you come along!

UchihaSasuke104: Shut up. I have terrible news for you guys.

HokageToBe15: What?

UchihaSasuke104: I will be moving in with Orochimaru and Kabuto

MatrixBoy225: -gasp-

UchihaSasuke104: Horrifying, isn't it? I know that it is…

MatrixBoy225: We've been dreaming for this day to come, Sasuke.

HokageToBe15: Whoohoo! This is the best day of my life… not counting the Sakura's new screen name.

UchihaSasuke104: WHAT??!?!!? But… I'm sexy! Too sexy for your SHRIT!!!

MatrixBoy225: But my matrix sunglasses are sexier than Naruto's shirt.

HokageToBe15: MY HAIR IS SEXIER THAN ALL YOUR STUFF PUT TOGETHER!!!!

Matrixboy225: … okay this is getting old.

HokageToBe15: Lets stop being random and start thinking of screen names…

UchihaSasuke104: for what?

HokageToBe15: OMG, we forgot to tell you. Sakura got brain damage from Chouji and she's now a retard.

UchihaSasuke104: As much as I'd love to chat about Sakura's dumbness, I have to pack up so I can catch the train to Sound village.

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HokageToBe15: Yahoo!!! Now we can finally relax!

MatrixBoy225: Not now though, we have to think of Sakura's new screen name.

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ShyGirl2: Hi naruto, hi shino.

HokageToBe15: Heyy.

MatrixBoy225: Help us think of Sakura's new screen name.

ShyGirl2: Oh yes, I heard from Ino that she's not smart anymore.

MatrixBoy225: Yeah, crazy huh?

HokageToBe15: Sakura as a dumbass… -shudders at imagined scene-

ShyGirl2: Oh… um… I have an idea…

MatrixBoy225: You do? Thank God. We've been stuck on this problem for a LONG time!

ShyGirl2: How about 2dumb2be4gotten?

HokageToBe15: …

ShyGirl2: Oh. Does it not suit her? I'm sorry. I really am.

HokageToBe15: Are you kidding me?!? You're a friggin genius!!! It's a bit long though… but its okay.

MatrixBoy225: Well, that settles it. I'm gonna get off now. I used too much of my brain.

HokageToBe15: bye shino. Thanks for helping me!

ShyGirl2: bye shino…

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ShyGirl2: Uh… naruto-kun… I…

HokageToBe15: I have to log off. My brain is hurting too. Bye Hinata! Thanks for helping me! You're the best

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ShyGirl2: … dammit!

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