I know it has been months since I updated. But, life, school, and work got in the way.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the DearS characters, but I do own the first four episodes in English.
There are a few characters that aren't really addressed by their names in the series. They are a group of three annoying girls who are always riding Takeya about being mean to Ren. These are their actual names, it took me a while of pausing and skipping back to get them, but I figured it was better than calling them "annoying girl #1, 2, and 3."
Eiko is the tall girl with red pigtails.
Riko is the girl with short black hair.
Biiko is the shortest girl with brown hair and glasses.
We'll Have a Foursome
The school bell rings as Ren, Takeya, and Neneko quickly walk toward the campus. They sneak past the distracted principle and his garden. He pays them no mind as he seems too upset with his garden of late blooming flowers.
Inside Mitsuka's classroom the students had already settled in and were silently wondering why Ren and Takeya were not present, yet no one even noticed that Neneko was also missing.
"I wonder where Ren and Takeya are?" asks Oihiko as he stares straight ahead with a pensive look on his face. All of a sudden, he looks as if he has come up with a conclusion and he slams his hands on to his desk. He stands up and exclaims, "I bet that Takeya is skipping school with Ren so that he can make her do all sorts of naughty things to him!" He hugs himself as he closes his eyes and quickly says excitedly, "This reminds me of a pornographic movie called Hot, Alien, Slaves from Outer Space!" As he continues to hug himself while describing the erotic details of the movie, Ms. Mitsuka, scantily clad in her red, lace bra and matching panties, squeals with delight and decides to join in on the presumption on the whereabouts of Ren and Takeya. "I just know that Takeya is taking advantage of the opportunity as Ren's master to command her into pleasing his adolescent desires!" she says with a hint of desire in her voice.
Biiko, one of the girls from the annoying trio who are always pestering Takeya about how mean he is to Ren, says in a disgusted voice, "I can't believe she's already acting this way so early in the morning. "I know," whispers Eiko, another girl from the trio, "But what if she's right about Ren and Takeya?" Eiko asks. "I'm going to give Takaya a piece of my mind," says Riko angrily. "Aaaaaa haaaaa! This is turning your teacher on!" yells Ms. Mitsuka as she juggles her huge breast up and down with both hands. "You three don't need to be jealous of Ren," she happily says, "I'm sure Takeya would have enough energy for the three of you in a foursome." The three girls' jaws drop and Ms. Mitsuka lifts up one of her long legs into the air and gives her whole class a free show. "Aaaa haaa!"
The girls stand in shock as the whole class just moans in disbelief at the fact that their teacher would conduct herself in such a way with her students. Mitsuka continues rambling, "It's too bad that I get paid to be here, otherwise; I would also skip school and join them. Aaahhh haaaaa!" "Wait! there's Ren and Takeya!" says the trio. Ren and Takeya stop short as they hear their names while Neneko quietly, yet blushing, rushes to her seat. "I'm sorry I'm late," Neneko quickly says as she blushes and tries to avoid eye contact with everyone in her class. "Wait a minute," says Oihiko in a sly voice. He looks towards Neneko and she blushes again as she faces her desk and twiddles her fingers. He looks back towards Ren and Takeya as he slowly continues, "Takeya, isn't it a bit of a coincidence for the three of you to all be late at the same time?" he bluntly asks.
Takeya wasn't surprised at Oihiko's suspicious question but, he didn't have an answer either. He tried buying some time by apologizing, "Ms. Mitsuka, I…I'm s..sorry the three of us are late. It w…was my f…fault." He blushes as he thinks about why they are late. Mitsuka was cut off before she even opened her mouth to respond. "Takeya! You dog!" Oihiko accuses Takeya as he points a finger at him. "You mean to tell us that you were not only ordering Ren to do perverted things to you but, Neneko too? he obnoxiously asks in disbelief. Takeya's jaw drops to the floor when he hears this and then turns ghostly white. "Ren?" asks the trio as they gather around her, "Was Takeya making you and Neneko do perverted things? asks Biiko. The three girls then glare at Takeya as he quickly rushes to Ren's side. Before Ren could even answer, Takeya covers her mouth with his hand in order to keep her from embarrassing him any further. "You're the worst Takeya!" The trio yells in unison. Eiko says angrily, "Stop touching Ren like that!" "Yeah!" agrees Riko, "Just because you are her master doesn't mean you're allowed to treat her like a sex toy!"
Takeya decides that he has had enough and explodes, "Aaaaahhhhhh! Knock it off! We're late because I was too slow getting ready for school this morning. I do have a job you know, so excuse me if sometimes I'm a little tired in the morning. "Is this true Ren?" Mitsuka asks with a sexy smile. Ren gets a confused look on her face as she doesn't understand why Takeya doesn't want everyone else to know the truth about what happened in the morning. She realizes that if they do find out, Takeya will be angry with her. "Yes," Ren lies, "What Takeya said is what happened." As soon as she says this, Takeya sighs in relief and all of the guys sadly drop their heads onto their desks. "Let's sit down Ren," Takeya mumbles as he makes his way towards his seat. Confused yet intrigued, Ren also goes to take her seat. She couldn't understand why lying would make her master happy but, if that's what it took, she would lie as much as she needed to make her master happy.
A small rumble in her stomach reminded her that she had forgotten to bring some melon bread for her and Takeya. She reached over to tap Takeya on his shoulder but, he quickly shrugged her off when Oihiko interrupts her, "Hey Takeya." He snickers, "He he he he he. She still can't get enough can't she?" Takeya mumbles to himself, "Why me?" he asks as he drops his head onto his desk.